*Ominous Intro*
*Jestful Electronic Music*
1-"Today is the one year anniversary of the dreadful tragedy that took place on Mt. Washington.
Annie Klein is in charge of the investigation"
2-"Thanks for having me Mark"
1-"This is an update on Beth Washington and Hannah -
The twins who are still missing"
2-"One year ago tonight, the girls left the safety of their parent's lodge and headed out into a snowstorm"
*STATIC*
1-"Foul play" 2-"Not oficially"
Rose-"Twincest"
2-"There is one individual we're considering as a person of
interest but his whereabouts are currently unknown
He has an interesting history with the Washington family"
*OUTCRY*
1-"Thank you for joining us Anne"
*STATIC* - 1-"their son Josh on this- the anniversary
of the mysterious of the mysterious disappearance of
Hannah and Beth Washington"
Josh-"Well hello friends and fans
I gotta say, I am super excited to welcome all my pals
to the annual Blackwood winter getaway"
"Ahhhhhhh!" *GIGGLE*
Josh-"I know, it's gonna be tough on all of us goin back,
After what happened last year"
### "Sometimes, when we touch..."
"The Honesty's too much"
Josh-"But, I just want you all to know -Um"
"I know it would mean so much to Hannah and Beth
That we're all still here together"
Rose-"No, because they got killed, they were mean" Rosie-"They were mean to Hannah"
Rose-"She got her boobs out and then fell off a cliff" Rosie-"and then she died"
Josh-" ...each and every one of you"
"And just share some moments that we'll never forget"
### "God gon make me go all out"
"Up in Here, Up in Here"
"God gon make me act a fool""
"Up in Here, Up in Here"
Josh- "... for the sake of my sisters... and "
*GASP* Rosie - "Oh, my God"
Rose - "He did it!"
Josh - "So... let's party like we're f*cking pornstars "
and make this one trip we will never forget alright? YES!"
*BUS STOPS*
*BUS PULLS AWAY*
*FOOTSTEPS*
Rosie - "That person's back that was outside the house last year"
*Rose and rosie read out the overlay*
Rosie - "HOT AS F*CK!"
Rose-"Nice"
*DING*
Rose - "Have you got a torch? You got smints?"
Rosie - "Not as far as I am aware - I've got a nice hat tho"
Rose - "You got anything on you?"
Rosie - "I may be in a scary place but I still manage to look stylish"
*They read the overlay*
Rosie - "Ooh, there we go - 'X' "
Rose (reading note)- "The gate's locked, climb over, Love Chris"
*METAL CLANKING*
Rose- "This game's really difficult"
Rose - "Oh my god take your sweet-ass time"
Rosie-"I love that she's wearing a skirt right now"
*DING*
*OMINOUS MUSIC*
Rosie - "Uhh, wouldn't she just ring the guy and be like - "Come help me overrr" "
Rose - "I've got some boobieess"
Rose - "AWWWWWWWW!"
Rose - "THERE IS NO TIME TO FEED A SQUIRREL"
Rosie - "It says don't move!"
Sam - "Damnit!"
Rose - "You can't move your controller"
Rosie - "I didnnnn'tttt!"
Rose - "Yeah you did"
Rose - "She's the most charitable and brave"
"That's Soooo Lauren Conrad"
Rosie - "and honest as well. She's not that funny, not -"
"not that romantic, but she's cute"
"current objective: head to the cable car station"
Rose - "Why isn't she funny? Oh she's booring!"
"Oh she takes everything SOO SERIOUSLY!"
Rosie - "It says R1"
Rose - "OOOOooo"
"Guidance Totem Rosie!"
Rosie - "Well that good! So should she follow the bird?"
Rose - "I'm don't take any - I'm not letting anyone tell me what to do"
*Rosie reads overlay*
"Yeah we get it it's all about choice, no offence"
Rosie - "I really like this"
"Look there's the bird!"
### "We can dream a dream"
"We can wonder why"
"We can take the time, to let the world go byyyyyy!" ###
Rosie - "That was the prophecy!"
Rose - "Oh I'm gonna ignore it!"
*Rose and Rosie read the message*
Rose - "Well done Sherlock!"
"Open the door!"
"Kick it down! Where's my gun?"
*Phone ringing*
Rose - "Answer the phone"
Rosie - "Snoop Snoop!"
Rose - "Yeah?"
Rosie - "Yeah Snoop snoop!"
*Ominous Ring*
Sam - "Ah HAH!"
*Rosie reads the overlay*
Rosie - "We got a butterf... *GASP* "
Marcus - "He - llo!"
Rose - "That's Marcus Butler!"
Marcus ## "I woke up like this!"
Rose = "That's Marcus Butler!"
Marcus ## "I woke up like this!"
Chris - "Lemme show you something - cmon"
Rose - "Oh my God he's gonna unzip his trousers"
Chris - " - round the back, gonna blow your MIND!"
Rose - "It's definitely in his trousers!"
Rosie - "It's gonna blow your mind"
Chris - "Cmon! look at these beauties!"
Sam - "Umm, beauties is not the word that comes to mind..."
Rose - "I would never ever call my testicles 'beauties' " Rosie - "What are they?"
Sam - "What on earth is a shooting range doing at the base of a ski lodge?!"
*Rose gasps*
*GUNSHOT*
Rosie - "I thought I saw something"
Rose - "What did you see?"
Rosie - "I thought I saw something"
*SCREAMS*
Rose - "*GASPS* - the squirrel we fed earlier!"
Rosie - "she is not going to shoot the squirrel"
*INDISTINCT CHATTER*
Rosie - "It's getting the nuts! No you do NOT shoot it Rose"
"I'm a vegan! DO NOT SHOOT IT ROSE"
*SHRIEKS IN BACKGROUND*
Rose - "I didn't even mean to do that!"
Rosie - "Babe, you're an absolute BITCH"
Rose - "I didn't even see it! I didn't even see it was there!"
Sam - "Chris that's so F-ed up!"
Chris - "What?!"
Sam - "That poor little guy was alive about 10 seconds ago!"
Chris - "Oh Come on, squirrels are just rats with bushy tails."
Sam - "I cannot believe you"
Rose - "I didn't want her to like him - that's why I did it"
*Crow Squaks*
Chris - "Jesus are you okay?"
Woman - "Are you okay?"
Rosie - "I'm now Marcus Butler and I don't wanna be"
"Oh! Is that how I changed the narritive?"
Chris - "You know how Josh and I met?"
Rose - "Pff Yeah, Gay bar"
*They read overlay*
Rose - "That's Mina Suvari!"
Rose - "No that doesn't say irrelevant - irreverent"
Rose - "What does that mean?"
Rose - "I don't know, maybe she's pasta." Rosie - "Should I google it?"
Jess- "Um, are you guys having a really weird stroke?!"
Chris - "We're stuck in this stupid thing"
Sam - "Could you please let us out?"
Rose - "How are they not panicking?"
"Oh God can you not let them out?"
Chris - "Oh. My. God. I though we were gonners!"
"Another 10 minutes in there and I would've chewed off my own leg!"
Rose - "No you wouldn't, you would've got your d*ck out"
*Rosie gasps*
*Phone buzzes*
Jess - "Hey! Chris!"
Rose - "Marcus Butler's a bit of a dick"
Rosie - "Yeah, in this he's a dick"
Chris - "... your private thoughts are my own, personal... playground!"
Sam - "Can you not be a jerk?"
Chris - "My Goodness!"
Chris - "Seems like someone has a crush on our dear friend and class president, Michael Monroe!"
Sam - "Chris"
Chris - "and what kind of sizzling erotica might our Jessica be capable of immagining?"
Chris - "I wonder?"
Rose - "Umm" Rosie - "Ooh"
Rose - "InSIST"
Jess- "Give that back you tool!"
Chris - "Tool and die, that's my motto"
Jess- "Ugh, you're such an idiot""
*WHIRR DOWN*
Jess- "WHatever - you'll figure it out eventually"
Rose - "So she's got something going on with mike?"
Rosie - "She's mike's girlfriend but I didn't tell him"
Rose - "Oh James Franco?!"
Jess- "Um, you guys just go ahead, I'll wait here for a bit"
"See who else is coming"
Rosie - "Emily! Mike's EX"
Rose - "OOH AWKWARD." Rosie - "That's AWKWARD"
*Rosie reads rest of overlay*
*Rosie reads overlay*
Rose - "Right, OK so Jess and Emily probably don't like each other, am I right?"
Rosie - "Well she's got a new boyf..." Rosie -"NOO, Emily's not happy, she's still in love with mike clearly"
Rosie - "She's got a new boyfriend"
Rose - "Matt is not a full-time thing"
*STIFLED LAUGH*
Matt - "We're almost there"
Emily- "I'm getting kinda creeped out"
Matt - "Oh. Yeah."
Emily - "Gonna be weird seeing everyone up here again"
Rose-"It's only weird 'cause you're still in love with Mike"
Rosie - "Why can't they walk fast? That's what's weird!"
*SCREAMS*
*Mike laughs*
Rose - "It's Mike! Emily's ex! She Loves it!"
*Rosie tries to read overlay* Rose - "She LOVES it. She LOVES it!"
Mike - "I'm just trying to lighten the mood Em! Don't be like that!"
Emily - "Like what?"
Mike - "The way you're being..."
Rose - "Look they're fighting like an old married couple. It's really awkward for Matt."
"Threaten! THREATEN!"
Rosie - "Noo I did welcome."
Matt - "Micheal - I'm just gonna lay it out otherwise this weekend is gonna suck ass for everyone"
Rose - "I really like him" Rosie - "mm I like him too"
Matt - "This is super awkward and we all know it"
"Let's just uh acknowledge that now, and move on."
Emily - "You guys gonna make out now?"
Mike - "Oh my god totally we're sooo gonna make out!"
*Laughing and imitating*
Rosie - "That's my new phrase! Whenever we're gonna make out I'll be like "
Rose - "I really ship those two boys."
Rosie - "I do too."
Rose- "Who's this! Ashley!"
*They read overlay*
Rose - "I don't like Ashley, she's boring"
"Oh! she's a bookworm, I can tell"
Rosie - "I find it hard to keep up with all the people they're going out with - it IS like the hills"
Rose - "It's just like the Hills"
Rose - "*Gasps* oh they are so gonna make out"
Ashley - "Oh hello. Somebody's getting a little friendly... and not in the friendzone kind of way"
"I might need to check the expiration date on their big break-up"
Rose - "Alright Jeremy Kyle"
Rosie - "They're not actually hooking up though"
Rose- "Well let's watch a little longer"
*SUDDEN STRINGS*
Rosie - "Oh. My God."
Matt - "Sorry bout that Ash - I didn't mean to, scare you"
Ashley - "Jeez Louise, Matt."
Matt - "Well I meant to scare you sorta scare you but not *huh you know"
Ashley - "Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh"
Matt - Hey. Well I'm really sorry Ash, then.
Ashley - "It's okay, It's fine"
Matt - "What're you looking at? See anything juicy with that thing?"
Ashley - "Uhh..."
Rosie - " Oh that's her boyfriend!"
Matt - "Lemme check it out"
Rose - "No that's Matt"
Rosie - "Yeah not that - tha..."
Rose - "Let's mislead!""
Rosie - "That's the girl's boyfriend who's getting with the other guy!"
Ashley - " ...kinda busted, it's not like really interesting"
Matt - "What? for real? I bet I could find a cool bear chowing down on a fox or something."
Rose - "Actually I'm gonna let him see the cheat"
Ashley - "Um sure, help yourself"
Rosie - "You've just... Babe, you make bad choices I make good ones"
Matt - "Son of a Bitch! Seriously?!"
Rose - "He deserves to know the truth!"
Matt - "What the hell man?!"
Ashley - "Hey, listen it's probably nothing"
Matt - "*Huh* you think?!"
Ashley - "Well, yeah."
Matt - "Is it ever just nothing with him, ever?"
Ashley - "I don't know, I..."
Matt- "Damnit!"
Ashley - "Matt."
Rosie - "Babe you've just pissed off my underdog"
Rose - "He deserves to know the truth that he's getting cheated on"
Rosie - "Right I make good decisions you make bad ones, I hate you."
Rose - "Babe! He is getting cheated on!"
Rosie -"You don't know that! They just cuddled!"
Rose - "It's not okay! It's not okay."
Rose - "Check Phone. Who's gonna read a book!"
"Get over it - you have instagram."
*BANG*
*Jess Laughs*
Jess - "You did not just do that"
Rosie - "Jess is a bit fit - I like her jacket and hair"
Rose - "Who's Jess With"
Rosie - "She's with mike but hasn't told people."
Rose - "That's right she's with mike"
Jess - "[SOUTHERN ACCENT]...what choice do I - a supple young rebel girl have with a guy come take me into custody"
Rosie - "Oh yeah, they're both cheating"
Rose- "Grab snowball - let's make it sexy"
*SPLAT*
Mike- "Ow!"
Jess - "Haha!"
Mike - "You'll pay, you know that?"
Rose- "Where's the music coming from? Her phone?!"
*TICKING*
Rose- "I'm gonna kill you."
*SPLAT* *OW*
Rose- "Cheating Bastard!"
Mike - "HEY!"
Rosie - "She doesn't know that..."
Rose - "Oh I've pressed the wrong one. Hahaha!"
Rosie- "Don't get the animal Rose - I'll literally hit you"
Rose - "I can't even see it."
"THat's him right? That's not the animal."
Jess - "Hey Mike!"
*SPLAT* *OWWW*
*Laughter*
Rose - "No offence, what is this love scene?"
Jess - "You can't hide from me Michael - I know all of your tricks"
Rosie - "Don't do it. No. NO. Do nothing Rose!"
*OW*
*Flirtatious chatter*
Mike - "Uh! Gotcha!"
Rosie- "Someone's gonna lose their V"
Jess - "Oh, did I go down? "
Rose- "She's already lost her V"
Jess - ".... hehe, I think you'd already know so if I did "
Jess - "My, my. So are we calling it my favour then?"
Mike - "You're a worthy opponent, Jessica, the snowball queen."
Jess - "Okay, that sounds vaguely dirty."
Mike - "My lady."
Rosie - "Not even joking I wanna do this in the snow with you, but not in the scary ... KISS MIKE. KISS. KISS. KI..."
Rose- "He's a cheating assho..."
Rosie - "It's getting sexy, she doesn't know."
Rosie - "Oh yeah, spread the love, share the love"
Jess- "Wow! save some for later, buddy"
Mike - "Endless reserves"
Rose- "Ew"
Rosie- "It's the anal-lyst"
The Analyst - "Hello Again."
"And how are we today?"
Rose - "Yeah, alright."
"I've done everything right so far"
The Analyst - "Now pick up the book. There will be a set of pictures and symbols, I want you to identify which in each set makes you hte most anxious."
Rosie - "He worries me."
Rose- "That's David Beckham!"
Rosie - "Planes."
Rose- "Knives."
Both - "Cockroach!"
*BOTH GASP*
Rose- " I don't like either, I'm gonna say scarecrows - that looks like Jack Nickelson"
Rose- "He's not even looking at it! He's on Tinder."
The Analyst - "Thank you for answering so... diligently"
*Mocking*
"Spiders, Zombies, the thunderstorm."
Rosie - "He knew what I said"
*Chuckles*
The Analyst - "Well I'm afraid, once again, we're out of time, but I promise that we'll talk again very soon."
Rosie -"He's making my life worse."
"I don't like him he's Scarrryyy"
Rose - "Why is he here and where are we?"
Rosie - "He's like the therapist to help you with anxiety"
Rose - "He GIVES me anxiety!"
Rosie - "We're in a dark room looking at scary things and then he's weiiirrdd"
*OMINOUS OUTRO*