Westalis Ostonia Peanutica a world at peace but that all changed when the peanut nation
was attacked only the Peanutatar master of nothing
could bring peace to the three nations but when the world needed her most she vanished six years
have passed and with tensions at an all-time high Westalis sends their best spy agent otaku
on a hopeless mission to start a family deep within Ostonia
The Peanutatar or anya for short uses her psychic powers to impress loid by cheating at a crossword
or at least tried to and just like that the forger family was forged
don't we all but Loid is not the only one undercover anya too must keep her
true identity as the last remaining Peanutian and the powers that come along with it a secret
um hiding in plain sight smart thinking the first step of the mission is to get anya into the same
school as the target's son but in order to do that she's going to have to pass the entrance exam
nobody does but if you don't you'll end up like him what and you don't want that do you anya
anya she's playing among us again isn't she
snooping through agent otaku's stuff anya stumbles on Loid's 17 terabyte homework folder scarring her
worse than the war scarred him the day of the entrance exam arrives and
Anya is completely stumped by the first question but luckily so is everyone else
so thanks to societal brain rot anya passed and so did loid
six weeks went by until they were awoken by a disturbing letter that literally just read widows
and divorcees are not welcome at eden academy so loid has to move on to step two of the mission
finding a girlfriend and if he's anything to go by that's not gonna happen hey um
she's beautiful but for some reason anya doesn't approve and as is tradition children have final
say over who gets to be their mother so special agent frank sorry franky provides loid with a
list of potential waifus but how is he possibly supposed to make a decision well anya is dressed
like this so they make a quick trip to uniqlo and anya picks out a cute shirt and a new mother
yor briar a 27 year old salary woman who is so sussily single that everyone assumes she's either
a weeb or an assassin and well they're not wrong on either accounts but before loid can ask to use
her she asks to use him to convince her friends and family that she's not some single assassin
which again but unfortunately on the night of yours work party Loid gets in a terrible accident
but somehow still manages to make it just in time for cake
who the [ __ ] are you later that night under the light of the full moon
and a romantically timed flash bang the forger family grew a little bit
larger excited to finally have a mother anya takes yor on the grand tour of her new home
now Loid got a nice apartment an adorable mind-reading daughter
and a beautiful assassin wife what more could a guy want except maybe two beautiful assassin wives
with the parent-teacher interview fast approaching the trio need to get immersed in the local high
culture and learn the true meaning of and with that they're ready for the interview
the first test is one of taste to start their school lifeu they must choose the right waifu
the second trial is much more vile it is his duty to prevent a death oh so noodly
and for the finale the forgers must rally-
as the animals return home the real excitement can begin
the three headmasters begin grilling the forgers on their family values
wow what a piece of-
i mean we were all thinking it but to actually come out and ask
well that went well anya's score landed her first on the waiting list
so if one of the other applicants were to say drop out what a coincidence a spot just opened up
to celebrate they spend tens of millions of taxpayer dollars just to make one little
peanut girl happy we're gonna need more men more explosions spend more money stat
with the country now deeply in debt Loid goes back to focusing on his mission and um
and goes to get briefed on the next phase step 3 become an imperial scholar by earning eight
golden peanut awards for exceptional grades or behavior so naturally Loid calls it quits
but he's contractually obligated to fill another six episodes so might as well enjoy himself the
seamstress warns anya that as a student of eden academy she is now a target for
cyber bullying kidnapping shark attacks that sort of thing
so anya does what anya does best hiding in plain sight
and so the students are sorted into their classes
and luckily anya and the son of Loid's target damian are together anya may not be smart or
athletic or artistic or elegant or but if there's one thing she can do it's make friends
seven more of those and she's expelled six more five more four three Anya stop!
to salvage what little hope for the mission is left Loid uses subliminal messaging to get anya to
subscribe to kinda neet hmm that's weird link to discord in the description
what could he mean by that but reading isn't one of anya's strong suits
though i guess neither is anything else so she misread subscribe as
sorry and thinks she should apologize to damian for sucker punching him six times in a row
and seeing anya pour her heart out forces damian to come to terms with his true feelings
meanwhile yore shares lore from before the war the child her mother bore from being
such a productive member of society speaking of yors brother he's since
grown up and passed the spy hunter exam landing him a spot on the secret police
get some help Loid quickly realizes yuri's true identity but decides to
keep him around as another useful idiot but in true anime fashion yuri won't believe that
their relationship is true until he sees them do the most intimate thing imaginable
and that's why you never come between a woman and her dental health
the most important day of any eden academy student's life is of course the dodgeball
tournament and this year it's rumored whoever wins mvp will be granted one golden peanut
so anya must train like she's never trained before because she hasn't
but train all you want you'll never stand a chance against
but with the power of friendship on their side this could be one of the
most intense anime showdowns of our generation a battle that could last dozens of episodes
maybe not
damian's arc is finally completed as he sacrifices himself for anya
given a second chance anya refuses to let his death go to waste
but it turns out that a silly game of dodgeball just isn't enough to earn a golden peanut
and true elegance was the friends you made along the way not only did anya fail to make
any friends sorry becky nobody cares but she also failed all of her tests it turns
out reading people's minds isn't very useful if they're also complete morons
so instead they focus on other ways to earn golden peanuts like violin
tennis gymnastics and art but Loid has such unbelievably high expectations of a six-year-old
that even volunteer surgeon won't satisfy him mid-operation anya's peanut senses tingle and
she hears a young boy drowning in the pool but as she heroically soars through the air
it occurs to her that she also doesn't know how to swim
while anya recovers the maker nut foundation grants her an
honorary golden peanut for her attempt at saving that poor boy's life
but donning that beautiful metallic legume has its pros and cons on the one
hand everyone hates her even more now but on the other she gets to ask for a reward
peanuts but she selflessly puts the greater good above her own needs and instead asks for a dog
because as tinder has shown us a cute dog can easily make up for a complete lack of personality
oh god no i i was not prepared for the animal cruelty arc let's skip ahead ah too far we need
something a little less topical oh the working yourself the death arc this will do after hundreds
of westalis spies were tragically killed in the peanut incident the remaining operatives have
to pick up the slack including agent otaku who is so overloaded he begins to neglect his role as a
fake father and hoax husband to the forgers after overhearing his neighbors gossiping he decides to
do what any good anime father should and take his special ladies to the aquarium but the
poor guy can't even get himself a coffee and juice without being assigned another coffee and juice no
he needs to figure out which penguin is an undercover agent
is anya trying to read the penguins minds there's no way that we talk about like the political and
economic state of the world right now i'm going to be greater than any of them the next hokage
that must be him now all you have to do is yeah i don't want to see that
i'm not even gonna ask despite the ooting to the aquarium his neighbors still think he's
cheating on yor but like with who unless so to prove that he actually does spend quality time
with his family he spends the remainder of the day playing gotcha games alone
wrist exhausted from clawing Loid is about ready to hang up his spy boots for good
but seeing anya's smile reminds him of why he became a spy in the first place
to create a world where no child ever needs to cry
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