- ♪ I wanna be ♪ - ♪ The very best ♪
- ♪ Like no one ever was ♪
- ♪ Bah-bah, dah-dah ♪
- ♪ To catch them is my ♪
- ♪ Real test ♪
(record scratches) - (PvF) To eat them is my cause!
- Wait, we're eating a...
- We're eating Pokemon? - That's evil.
- We're doing an Eat In One Second, but we're eating Pokemon?
I don't wanna eat a Pokemon!
- I don't want to either!
- (PvF) And you know the prize.
Get Out Of Punishment!
- It's sparkling.
- And that's what it's all about.
- Wow, you got, woah! You're getting way ready.
- I don't wanna eat my hair!
- We have a medic on site, so don't do what we do,
just enjoy it, alright?
- (trainer) Okay, Magikarp, let's go!
- Ooh! - Magikarp!
- Yep, I knew it, it was Magikarp.
- (laughs) We're starting with Magikarp!
- Oh, he's big.
That's a Foster Farms Magikarp.
- He's bloated!
- Why is it so chonky!?
- Aww, it's so cute!
- Oh my God. - I'm gonna feel bad about this.
- (PvF) You know, in Hoppy Town, there's over 30 types of Magikarp?
We've got one of their more tasty varieties
for you to try and swallow whole.
- The way he's looking at me, he's going please don't eat me!
- I don't like the eye. (both laugh)
- I also don't like the eye. - (PvF) Ugh.
But before your first round,
we wanted to bring in the reigning champ, Jayse,
to give you a few words of encouragement,
and maybe some advice.
- Yes, go Jayse! - Jayse, Jayse, Jayse, Jayse!
- (group) Jayse, Jayse, Jayse, Jayse, Jayse, Jayse!
- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yeah! - (group) Jayse, Jayse, Jayse, Jayse!
- We're doing the Eat In One Second, it sounds like today,
alright, we need a little advice from the old champion,
which is me.
- Yeah. - Right, yeah.
- So my first bit of advice, I think, would be to
visualize expanding your mouth, like a chipmunk.
Mmm, maybe just like a little jaw massage.
- (group) Ahh!
- And then my last piece of advice,
smash the food as small as you possibly can.
- Okay. - Ugh!
- Okay! - Ugh!
- (group) Jayse, Jayse, Jayse, Jayse!
- Woo woo woo woo! - (group) Jayse, Jayse, Jayse, Jayse!
- I'm a little worried, I feel bad for him!
- Aww, I feel so bad, but he's looking a little thin.
- I kinda wanna just like eat it normally too,
this is upsetting. - Yeah, that's so interesting.
- (PvF) You can eat it normally in one second.
- That's the point, no, that sentence doesn't work!
- That was the soul that left.
- (laughs) The Magikarp's soul, you'll never be a Gyarados now.
- Remember, Jayse said relax the jaw.
- (PvF) Relax the jaw. - Relax your jaw.
- I'm doing some measurements here.
- I believe it.
- He hasn't been in the water for a while, I'm gonna taco him.
- Ready?
- (PvF) Izzy, you're so excited!
- Yeah! - (PvF) Alright!
Three, two, one! (bell rings)
Time!
And time!
Time! Noah!
Brian! - Ugh!
- (PvF) Noah did not get the point.
Izzy, I will give you the point.
Chris gets the full point, Brian, you get a half a point.
You guys both get the points!
(bell rings) - Mmm! (laughs)
- I think you should look in the camera,
so that your mom at home can see this
and be really proud of you.
- Hi mom! (Noah laughs)
- Magikarp tastes really good! - Mmm!
- You literally look like you just housed
a king-sized bag of Cheetos. (Chris laughs)
- (Jigglypuff) Jigglypuff!
(Jaime gasps) - Oh my God, no!
- No, we're not eating!
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! - Jigglypuff! (laughs)
We're gonna eat a Jigglypuff? - We can't eat a Jigglypuff.
What the heck?
- ♪ Jiggly, Jiggly ♪ - ♪ Jiggly, Jigglypuff ♪
- No, we're not eating Jigglypuff!
- ♪ Jigglypuff, Jiggly ♪
- (yawns) Can someone give me an Awakening?
(snores)
- What in God's name?
- What happened to Jigglypuff?
- (PvF) Woop! - Hah!
- (PvF) Jiggly!
- Oh! (Chris laughs)
It's a literal puff.
- (PvF) While Jigglypuff might use his eyes to mesmerize opponents,
you'll want to deflate it until it's flat enough to eat in two seconds.
- Jigglypuff. Like, girl...
- (PvF) (laughs) Alright. - (Dani) You look so good.
(Jaime laughs)
- Oh my God.
- This looks so delightful. - Oh dude.
- And cute!
- Oh my God, this is like live action Jigglypuff,
like they went full live action.
- Biblically accurate Jigglypuff. - (laughs) Biblically accurate!
- Oh my gosh, is it oh, I can't, oh.
- (PvF) Ah! - (gasps) Pfft!
(both laugh)
- Pardon me. - It's been there since...
Oh my God! (PvF screams)
- I didn't know it was filled with cream!
(slowed yelling)
- Let's, it never happened.
- (laughs) You murdered Jigglypuff!
- I just had Jigglypuff's guts all over.
- You got Jigglypuff all over the table!
- He's so sad looking now.
- Okay, I'm gonna softly mush mine. - Alright.
- Like in your mouth, it starts singing.
- If it starts singing, I'm gonna cry! (both laugh)
No!
- You're gonna smoosh it, and then... - Come on, so queen!
- We're gonna like... - (Izzy) Roll it.
- (Noah) Yeah, something like that. - (Izzy) Roll it, okay.
- I'm ready as I'll ever be. (Chris exhales)
- (PvF) Three, two, one, go! (bell rings)
Time! - Ooh!
- (PvF) Time!
(laughs) You got it in your hair.
Time!
(bell rings)
(buzzer)
- (PvF) Chris, that is a half a point. - Come on.
- Mmm. - Come on.
- (PvF) Brian, we'll give you the full points!
- Mmm! - Let's go!
- (PvF) I will give Jaime the point too,
Dani, obviously gets the full point.
- How are you [censored] capable of putting all of it
in your [censored] mouth? What the heck?
(Izzy laughs)
- I like how I'm licking
- I know, I wish... - Jigglypuff's guts off my fingers.
- Ugh.
(both grumbling)
- (PvF) Isn't it a good cream puff?
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. - I do believe it is.
(Brian laughs)
- (Ash) Alright!
- Farfetch'd? - Ooh!
- I heard Farfetch'd is really yummy.
- Are we eating the leek or the bird?
- Both. - (laughs) Both?
You think it's a chicken with a leek in it?
- Yep.
- I was so glad that Sirfetch'd came around.
- Right, so cool! - Because...
- Farfetch'd, no!
- Oh no! - Nope!
- Its leek is bigger than yours!
- Farfetch'd, ooh! - Oh!
- Quack. - Oh no, don't do that to me!
- (PvF) Farfetch'd is a rare Pokemon
that also happens to make a delicious meal,
especially when cooked with a leek,
according to Ash's Pokedex.
We've got some crispy Farfetch'd bao buns today.
- Yeah, they bring their own herb! (laughs)
- Food sounds and looks so good.
- But you can't enjoy it? - And you don't get...
You don't taste [censored].
- Hit me, ugh, why? - Ha, ha, ha!
- What is... - Farfetch'd, Farfetch'd!
- Farfetch'd was just so unnecessary for so long,
And then they made the Galarian form
that evolved into Sirfetch'd, and Sirfetch'd is so dope, so...
- This is so light, like,
I could never have told you how light this is.
- Oh no, Farfetch'd, no!
- I have had a bao bun, and they're delicious.
I'm sad that I have to eat this in this way.
- Ew! (laughs) What did you do?
- We gotta do, oh God,
sauce is my least favorite part of any food.
- What!? - Yeah.
- My mouth is salivating a little bit.
(both laugh)
- That's the shape of my mouth, I think.
- So get that tongue out of the way.
Shove it back there. - Yeah, I mean...
Let's get that countdown. (both laugh)
- (PvF) Three, two, one! (bell rings)
Time!
- What the (mumbles)! (PvF laughs)
- (PvF) (laughs) Time.
And time!
(bell rings) (claps)
Jaime got it in under the wire!
Dani only needed a second.
- How do you do that?
- (PvF) Izzy got the full points.
- What the [censored] are you doing?
- Is this like blood on my hands? (laughs)
(both honking)
- I have a big mouth! - That's incredible.
- It's why I'm so loud.
- (laughs) 'Cause it reverberates, you got a whole church.
(Izzy screams)
- He regurgitated it back into his hands,
and he's just eating it.
- Oh yeah, that tracks. - Mmm!
That quacks! (duck quacks)
(both gasp) - Oh my God!
- Oh, Kingler! - Aww, seafood?
- We're gonna eat a whole crab?
- Okay, dude, Kingler claws.
- Kingler. (Dani taps feet)
- Sorry, I'm excited. I'm tippy-tappying.
- (laughs) What? Excuse me?
- Nicole.
- Three? (both gasp)
- (PvF) For anyone who's played Pokemon Sword and Shield,
you might have seen that suspicious curry
that looked totally like Kingler cooked up.
Good luck eating this in four seconds!
(Chris stammers)
- Oh, you know what?
I'm gonna do this like onigiri style.
- (stammers) What? - Pardon?
- Ah, ah, no!
- Food, uh, wha?
- It doesn't matter how many seconds, bro!
- Ugh. (laughs)
- I think if I use this as a spoon...
- That's exactly what I was thinking.
- Maybe I can scoop it all... - But then, but...
(Chris laughs)
- Welcome to Eat In One Second, bro! - Hoo hoo hoo hoo!
- Why must I do this to food?
- Okay, so that would hurt, and then that would hurt.
- God, it's so big, I have to two hand it.
- God.
- I like curry! Why are you doing this to me?
- If I pretend this is a potato. - Nicole!
- (PvF) Yes? - Nicole, don't yes me!
- (PvF) Yes? - Stop!
- (PvF) Yes? - Girl!
- Gotta smoosh it. - (PvF) Yes?
- I feel like a toddler. (laughs)
- I don't wanna do the ball thing, because I will choke and die.
- ♪ Let's get together and ♪ ♪ Shove it in my mouth ♪
- (PvF) Three, two, one. (bell rings)
- Om!
- (PvF) And time!
And time. (laughs) - Mmm!
(Jaime laughs)
- (PvF) And holy [censored], time.
This round is zero, zero, unfortunately.
- Yeah. - Okay.
- Mmm.
- (PvF) Zero points for both of you.
- Mm, hmm, mm-hmm-hmm-hmm!
- (PvF) Wow, Dani gets the full point!
Jaime, I'll give you a half point!
(Brian grunts)
- I'd like to thank the Academy. (laughs)
I'd like to thank Jayse for giving me those...
(laughs) I can't even speak right now.
♪ (tense music) ♪
- (Shellder) Shell! - (Slowpoke) Slow?
- Oh? (Jaime laughs)
- (laughs) He's evolving! - Oh!
- Oh wait, is that?
- (Slowbro) Slowbro, slow!
- I think it's 'bro, because it's on the tail!
- We can't eat a full Slowbro!
- We're eating a Slowbro. - Mm-hmm!
- Okay, Slowbro's kinda big.
- We have to eat the shell and the bro!
- Slowbro!
- Bro!
Oh, it's just the Slowpoke tail.
- Ew!
- (PvF) This black market item is often sought after by Team Rocket.
A delicious Slowpoke tail is a rare treat indeed,
but one that's rather tough to chew up in five seconds.
- Ew! (PvF laughs)
- Oh my God! - Ew, Nicole, what is this?
- What is this? - Feel it.
- I know right, it's like gooey!
- Woah, oh!
- This is a punishment food. (laughs)
- I don't like that!
- Is this fish cake? (laughs) Okay, I can eat this.
- This is like a fish cake. - Oh, oh, oh, ugh, ugh!
- In fish, in fish, in fish.
- This is messed up. (Chris laughs)
At least with all the other ones, at least they smelled good.
(Izzy screams) - This is so gross!
- Sorry, I'm fine. (screams)
- (PvF) Have you ever wanted to eat Slowpoke's tail, before?
- Not really. (laughs)
- I'm gonna be like that clam.
- Ever since coming on this channel, I hoped one day. (laughs)
- (gags) Don't you, put that down! (gags)
- This one's just like raw Slowpoke tail, om!
- (laughs) Eww! (Noah laughs)
- This one piece is a problem.
I feel like it's gonna fall out, and that's gonna ruin me.
- No, this is Pokemon!
- Wow, so this is what it feels like? (laughs)
- (PvF) Three, two, one! (bell rings)
- Oh. - Oh.
- Hmm, hmm, hmm.
- Mm!
- (PvF) Time!
Time! (both laugh)
And time!
- Ugh, ugh, ugh! Oh, what is wrong with you!?
- (PvF) Full point for Izzy! - Oh my God, oh my God!
(both mumbling)
- (PvF) We'll give Jaime the point. Sorry Dani.
(buzzer)
- (Dani) Mm-mm.
- (PvF) Chris gets a point! Chris gets a full point!
- Yep. - Ugh.
- (PvF) Brian, I gave you a half point.
- It's everywhere. - Yeah, it was cool.
- Including my soul. - Yeah.
- I like Slowpoke tail, that's just too much Slowpoke tail.
- That's a lot of tail.
- (Appletun) Appletun.
(Chris laughs) - Appletun!
- Yay! (claps)
- Are we getting a dessert?
- We eat Appletun! - This is good, this is good.
- Ugh, Appletun. - I mean, this is another one,
that again, in the Pokedex, they say is like...
- Is edible. - Really delicious.
- That's a Rotom Pokedex that talks in Black?
- Aww.
- Appletun!
- Wow!
- Is this a full apple?
Am I gonna have to shove a whole apple in my mouth?
- Aww, his little hands.
- (PvF) Often called the apple nectar Pokemon,
Appletun's skin on its back is especially yummy,
and a treat often enjoyed by kids.
- He's so cute! - He is really cute.
- Oh my God, they've got a little hat.
It's supposed to be their apple head.
I feel bad about this! Look how cute this is!
- (PvF) Oh God. - Oh!
- Live seven or eight children just jumping on an Appletun.
- Just ah! (growls)
- And it's just screaming as they eat its flesh.
- Oh, it's like baked into an apple. That's interesting.
- It is a literal apple.
- This doesn't feel physically possible.
It is so round that there's no way to...
- Honestly, I've been a failure this whole time.
- Pfft! - But I'm trying so hard to succeed.
I'm gonna do this one.
- Oh, we're gonna have an Appletun of trouble
trying to eat this.
- You don't want to smoosh your food?
- I don't think anyone wants to do that! (laughs)
- I didn't realize my apple bottom...
(both laugh)
I didn't realize my apple bottom was so open.
- I think I've got enough room to just house the thing.
- (whispers) Be sweet to me, please be nice to me.
- Is that your secret this whole time?
You're telling it to fit in your mouth?
- Be nice to me. - You should fit in my mouth.
- (PvF) Alright, three, two, one! (bell rings)
(Jaime laughs)
- Oh my God!
- (PvF) What's happening, Jaime? - It is not possible!
- (PvF) And time!
(Chris groans)
And time.
I will give Izzy half a point!
- What the (mumbles)? (buzzer)
- Pfft! (PvF laughs)
- (PvF) And time!
Alright, that's a half point, Dani.
Alright, quarter of a point for Brian.
No points, Chris. (buzzer)
(both groaning)
- This is not possible. - (PvF) Jaime, what happened?
- This is not possible. It is like, it is...
Look, it's solid.
- I put so much in my mouth!
- There's nothing to squish, how did you put that in there?
- I am done with you. (Izzy laughs)
I am beyond belief.
- Oh yeah, an Appletun of fun. - Oh.
- (PvF) Oh God.
- Yeah, I'm reusing jokes. (laughs)
- (PvF) Congratulations Dani, Jaime, and Izzy.
- Hey!
- (PvF) With four and a half points, you're our big winner today!
- Yeah!
- Ooh!
- I feel so honored to be getting this card
with Jaime on her first time.
- (PvF) Here you go. - Where?
- You gotta put it all in your mouth!
- (PvF) I mean, she's still just eating.
(Jaime laughs)
- Hey, let the woman enjoy her Appletun!
- (PvF) Well, that does it for today, any final thoughts?
- Yummy!
- Gotta eat 'em all! (Chris laughs)
(Izzy coughs) (Noah laughs)
(Izzy coughs) - Holy... (laughs)
- No!
- Thank you so much guys for watching.
Make sure to follow us on TikTok and Instagram.
- And if you think you can take us on,
lets us know in the comments below.
- You got a little something right there.
- Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
- Yeah, you're fine. (Chris smacks lips)
- You think someone could eat a whole apple in six seconds?
I don't think that's possible.
I'm gonna Google that.
- (laughs) Stop eating him! He's just a kid!
He's just a child! - I'm sorry!