♪ (old-school video game music) ♪
(Finebros) Today you are playing this.
What the hell is that?
Mario Kart 8?
Mario Kart 8.
I've heard about it, but I've never played it or anything.
That's that Mario Brother guy.
I didn't know that the brothers got into carts,
but I guess they do.
It doesn't look like, you know, like GTA or Call of Duty.
Maybe it's easier than those other two games.
(Finebros) This time, we're gonna
- have you play against other Elders. - Ooh!
That ought to be fun.
I prefer poker.
(Finebros) You'll race in a grand prix against your opponent,
and whoever wins will move on to compete in the final race.
Well, there's some pretty sharp people who are Elders,
so they may whoop me pretty bad.
I think I'm gonna win.
...that old, I can beat them.
I'll be on top, dude.
(Finebros) Why is that?
Because I am very competitive by spirit.
And I cheat a lot.
♪ (funk music) ♪
(Holgie) Well, I'd like to be the winner, but you never know.
You never know. Anything can happen.
Should I pick a girl?
(in game) Let's go.
(Don) I'm, uh, Wendy?
(Holgie) Hmm, you got the Blue Falcon.
(Don) I'll take the Blue Falcon.
(Holgie) Cat Cruiser? Oh, that matches me.
Okay, I'll take that one.
Sherbet Land. Do you like Sherbet?
(Don) Where are we? Yeah, I'll go there.
(Holgie) Yeah, bunch cart.
- Okay, is that where we're going? - (Don) Oh, I like my bow.
(Holgie) Okay.
- So does it-- - (Don) Go.
(Holgie) Okay, so we go...
(Don) Wait, I haven't started.
- (Finebros) You have to hold A. - (Don) Oh.
(Finebros) Don, you're going the wrong way!
(Don) What? Yeah.
- Oh. - (Holgie) Oh, it's getting dark.
Aah, stay on the track. Don't go up there.
Good, just stay in the middle.
Aah, don't go up there. Don't go that far.
(Don) Aah!
(Holgie) Yeah, go forward, forward, forward.
Okay, stay... go straight.
(Don) I went in the water. Where am I?
(Holgie) Go there, there, there, there, there.
(Don) Will you stop talking?
(Holgie) Oh, sorry, sorry. It helps me.
I get off the snow. Okay, watch out.
- Go through here. - (Don) Oh!
(Holgie) Where am I going? I went in water. I don't want to--
(Don) I win. I thought I won.
- (Holgie) There, there, there. - (Don) I'm trying to go straight.
I've been trying to go straight all my life.
(Holgie laughing) Yeah. You seem pretty straight to me.
To the left, to the left, to the left.
- (Don) Oh, I'm catching-- whoa! - (Holgie) To the right,
to the right, to the right. Oh, whoa.
I don't want to be in the water, I don't think.
Or I guess it's okay. I can still go this way.
Come on, come on...
(Don) Oh! Oh! Oh, this is terrible.
- I am... - (Holgie) What is that? What is that?
- Did I just-- did I just complete? - (Don yelling)
- Oh, come on! - (Holgie) Oh, okay.
Oh, God. Why won't it go straight?
(Holgie) Stay, stay. What's that thing?
Ooh, it rocket-propelled me.
Ooh, it went faster. I used my item.
It went way fast.
Oh, my gosh, it's so fast, it's scary.
Straight, straight, straight. Finish! I finished!
Wow! I won! (chuckling) All right!
(Don laughs sarcastically)
Who's gonna drive me home now?
- (Holgie laughs) - (Don) Good god.
(Holgie) I hate to say it. Holgie won.
- (Don) You're worth it, kid. - (Holgie) Thanks, doll.
♪ (funk music) ♪
(Bill) Ha. Look at that guy.
(Hanoch) He looks like you.
(Bill) Oh, thanks a lot.
Hey, that one looks like you. It's got long, blonde hair.
(chuckling)
Oh, wow. Look at that thing. That's pretty cool.
(Hanoch) Oh, I want a big tire.
(Bill) All right, let's try this one.
(Hanoch) It's not moving.
Oh, I have to push the A all the time?
(Bill) Whoop.
- Oh, what did I get? - (Hanoch) Where is my parachute?
(Bill) Whoa. (chuckling)
(Hanoch) Okay, I hit the--
Hey, I'm in the water.
How do I get out of the water?
(Bill) I'm in 10th place? How can I be in 10th place?
(Hanoch) Where I'm going?
Oh, here is my wind.
Oh, come on.
It's almost like I'm really driving.
(Bill chuckling) Oh, what was that about?
(Hanoch) I don't know.
(Bill) I got hit by lightning. (chuckles)
Whee.
- (Finebros) Bill, you're off the road. - (Bill chuckles)
(Hanoch) Finally you are off the road too?
(Bill) I was going to visit somebody. Just leave me be.
Uh-oh. (chuckles)
Come on, Hanoch. Oh, come on.
(Hanoch) Oh, yeah. I got the parachute.
(Bill) Whup!
Ah.
(Finebros) Hanoch, you should use your items.
(Hanoch) I don't know what these balls are doing here.
(Bill chuckling)
Aah! (chuckles)
To the finished.
(Hanoch) Come on, come on. Come on, come on.
- (Finebros) Bill, you won! - (Bill) I did.
I'm trying to do a victory lap here, and it's killing me.
(laughs)
(chuckles) You did all right. You came in right after me.
(both chuckle)
- (Hanoch) He won? - (Bill) I was 11th.
(Hanoch) Man, he started before me.
♪ (funk music) ♪
(Liz) I'm very stoked.
(Catherine) Let's do it.
(Liz) Ludwig.
(Catherine) Peach.
I'm a peach.
(Ludwig laughs)
(Liz snickers)
- (Catherine) There's no guns? - (Liz) No guns.
(Catherine) Are one of the guns so I can get a gun?
Oh, is that a motorcycle?
- (Liz) Yeah. - (Catherine) I like that.
(Liz) Let's go Water Park.
Are you ready? On your mark...
Go.
Ooh. Aah!
Ooh, I'm-- oh, that's cool.
I'm underwater right now. Awesome.
Oh, this is fun-- oh. Was that a good thing I did?
I don't-- I have no idea where I am right now.
(Liz) Oh, my god. Am I gonna get sick? Oh.
(Finebros) Use your item.
(Liz) I don't know what the item's for, though.
- (Catherine) Oh-oh-oh, I'm vibrating. - (Liz) Oh, it speeds up.
Oh, my gosh. Oh, that's it. Oh, okay.
- (Catherine) Wait a minute. - (Liz) Whee!
Awesome! Ooh, I hit the tree.
Oh, my gosh. Oh, I-- god dang it.
(Catherine) Whoa, look at how pretty that is.
(Liz) How can you be pretty when you're racing?
(Catherine) Blondes can be pretty all the time;
that's why they're blondes.
What is that thing?
It looks the Pillsbury Doughboy. What is that?
(Liz) I'm gonna fly, three and three, whatever that means.
(Catherine) Whoa!
(Liz) Oh, my gosh. I just--
(Catherine) Oh, my gosh.
(Liz) And here we go.
(both muttering anxiously)
- (Catherine) Spin out, spin out. - (Liz) Stupid trees.
(Catherine) Oh, I got another item.
(Liz) Do I have to keep going?
- (Finebros) No, Liz, you won. - (Liz) Awesome.
How fun is that?
I never really-- this is--
I want to do this again.
♪ (funk music) ♪
(Holgie) Bill's former Marine, and he kinda intimidates me.
(Bill) I don't know. (chuckling)
- Music Park's out front. - (Holgie) You want to try that?
- (Liz) Okay. Okay. - (Holgie) Okay, sure. Why not?
- (Liz) Here we go. - (Holgie) Whoa, it's piano keys.
- (Liz) Ooh, my gosh. I like this. - (Holgie) Ooh, wowee-zowee.
(Liz) All right. Here we go.
(Holgie) And that's me on the upright corner.
Okay. So I know where to look.
(Bill) Oh.
(Holgie) It's hard to stay off the wall.
(Liz) How do you know who's winning?
I think I'm in last place, 'cause there's nobody around.
There's nobody around.
- (Finebros) Liz, you're winning! - (Liz) I am? How do you know?
- (Holgie) Oh, wow. Wow. - (Liz) After hitting all that crap?
(Holgie) Why are these balls spinning around me?
I don't understand. What's that all about?
(Liz) Is it a good thing if you hit a ball?
- (Holgie) We're winging it, baby. - (Liz) I'm on my--
(Holgie) I'm trying to stay on that track without hitting a wall.
(Bill, slurring) I'm thinking I'm already
getting a little bit drunk on this thing.
(Holgie) That's right, trying to stay straight.
- Trying to stay straight. - (Bill) This is horrible.
(Holgie) Trying to stay straight, straight, straight.
- (Bill) Oh, bang. - (Holgie) Oh, she's curving!
- She's curving! - (Liz laughing) Oh, god.
(Holgie) I know, it's hard to stay off those walls.
It's fun though. Oh, whoa, don't hit the [inaudible]
(Bill) Hurry up. Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up.
(Liz) Quit saying that, 'cause whenever you say that,
then I start hitting the walls.
Stupid walls.
All right, here we go. What's that? What are those guys?
(Holgie) I don't know. There's a big blob. What's he doing?
(Liz) Oh, you can't. You have to go around them.
(Bill) Oh. That didn't help.
(anxious muttering)
(Liz laughing) Oh, my gosh! I just [inaudible].
(Holgie) Focus, focus.
- Oh, my gosh. This is too much fun. - (Bill) Aah!
(Liz) I don't know where I'm going.
(anxious groans)
Ooh, I did something. I don't know what I did.
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Oh, my gosh.
Come on.
Straight ahead. (grunts)
Oh, almost-- almost to the end.
(Holgie squeals triumphantly)
- That was too much fun! - (Liz) Yeah.
(Bill) I lost.
You won.
- (Liz) You won. - (Holgie) On the highchair.
Do we get champagne now, or...?
It feels kind of amazing, 'cause I don't play video games.
I've never particularly liked video games.
Never count yourself out.
Yep. You might pick up enough mushrooms, you can do it.
(laughter)
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