♪ Once there was a captain He was a serious dude ♪
♪ Well, he crashed Into a mountain ♪
♪ But, man It lightened the mood ♪
♪ Speaking of Lightening the mood ♪
♪ Speaking of thunderous joy ♪
♪ In comes Parker J. ♪
♪ A rain cloud Looking for new employ ♪
♪ The beardful captain Said "Hey!" ♪
♪ The cheerful rain cloud Said "Hi!" ♪
♪ They started Working together ♪
♪ What a magical sight! ♪
♪ The Middlemost Post! ♪
♪ Ah, the Middlemost Post! ♪
♪ Ah...! ♪
Special delivery from the Middlemost Post.
That was my last shuttlecock.
No worries. I got you.
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! That tickles!
Those lessons are really paying off, Tina!
Nice backstroke, Todd!
Tick-tock, Parker.
[watch ticking]
Sorry. Duty calls.
Let's get at it.
Ooh...!
Sorry, kiddo. I got carried away.
[muffled] It's okay, Angus.
It's real roomy here into the box.
Ah, a spider!
[screams] A spider!
[honking sound]
It's time to bring the mail!
[honking sounds]
Who wants a package?
And free T-shirts!
Thanks, Parker.
Hey, no problem, Reggie. Say hello to your mom for me.
[reverberating] We will, Parker.
That gives me the chicken skin each and every time.
[clucking]
Ow! Oh, you dummy, Angus.
[tires screeching, neighing]
What's the hold up, girl?
[groaning]
I'll deliver it!
Well, I'll be.
This address hasn't seen a lick of mail since...
since Russell started licking the mail.
Poor person probably thinks that no one cares about them.
At least not enough to send a letter and say hello.
"Levi Alone".
Hmm, that sounds like a man who wants to be left alone.
I can respect that.
Deliver away, Parker.
Ah! It was like that when I got here!
Well, looks like we'll have to hand-deliver the letter.
Hand-deliver?
That's the best!
[grunting]
Hmm...
[grunting]
I jarred it loose.
That you did, buddy.
Well, let's get at it.
Whao!
What are you doing up here? The front door is that way.
I know, Parker.
I've stepped into some sort of trap.
I'll cut you down!
[rumbling]
Parker, don't!
[screams]
[ears ringing]
[groaning]
What? What happened?
Good morning, sunshine.
Don't worry, we got all
those pesky cactus needles out of your bum.
But Russell couldn't suck out all the poison in time.
Poison? Cactus needles aren't poisonous.
Does your butt know that?
My rumpus!
The sooner we're out of here, the better.
Let's get this letter delivered.
What if there's more booty traps?
I think you mean "booby traps".
No, I mean booty traps.
[laughing] Come on, let's go.
Angus! It's a booty trap!
Yeah, yeah. I got the joke the first time, Parker.
B-B-Booty trap?!
We'll save you, Angus.
Hold on, buddy. Don't let go.
I... said...
Don't let go!
[gasps]
Angus?! We gotta save him, Russell!
[whistling sound]
Good news. I found two of your fore-teeth.
Remember when I said I respect a man
who wants to be left alone?
Well, I changed my mind, Mr. Levi Alone.
He's a real jerk face.
We're still going to deliver his letter, though, right?
Of course we are. It's what we do.
I have never missed a single delivery in my entire life,
and I'm not about to start now.
No way. No how.
Great, because it'd be awfully sad
if Mr. Alone never knew that someone
took the time to write him a letter.
Um, yeah. That too, I guess.
[grunting]
Why don't you sit this one out, big guy?
Russell and I got this.
[tank noises]
[radio buzzes] Careful, you two.
I can't wait to see the look on Mr. Alone's face
when he gets his first-ever letter.
Trust nothing and no one.
Think he's gonna hug us?
He's probably gonna hug us. Just be ready for a hug.
That's all I'm saying.
Parker, once you deliver the letter,
turn and hightail it out of there.
Almost there, Russell.
The big moment! I'm so excited!
[doorbell buzzes]
We failed, Angus!
[loud crash]
[growling]
The Middlemost Post delivers the mail without any fail,
and no one messes with my little nimbus
and gets away with it.
You hear me, Mr. Levi Alone?!
I heard you, Angus.
Let's do this.
[rumbling]
[snapping]
[in unison] Let's still do this!
[grunting]
[snapping]
Whoa! Ah!
[grunting]
[classical music playing]
[dramatic music playing]
[grunts]
Yah!
[laughing]
We did it, Parker!
[laughing] Yes! Whoo-hoo!
Oh, no. The letter!
Ah, cripes.
[screams]
Yep. That hurt.
[groaning] Eeh...
[thud]
Angus? Angus?!
Are you okay?
[coughs]
I got nothing left, kiddo.
The tank's on "E".
If that letter is going to be delivered,
it's gotta be... all you.
[sighs]
I'll finish the job, Angus.
I promise.
You were the best boss a cloud could ever have.
Go in peace, dear friend.
Parker, I'm not dying. I'm just pooped as all heck.
Oh, right.
[embarrassed chuckle] I knew that.
Yeah, these tears are not even real.
Levi Alone!
I've got a letter with your name on it,
and you're gonna get that letter because people care about you!
[battle cry]
The little nimbus is doing it!
[grunts]
Hi-ya!
I did it!
Parker!
[grunting]
Mail!
"Dear Mr. Alone,
I hope this letter brightens your day!
Love, Parker J. Cloud."
What?
Parker, you wrote the letter?!
We went through all of this because of you?!
Why?
I wanted Mr. Alone to know that...
he doesn't have to be alone.
[sobbing]
You did a good thing, Parker.
A real good thing.
If I did a good thing, then why does it feel so bad?
Eh, you can't win every fight.
That's just the way it is.
Yeah.
[sniffles] You lost a lot of fights today.
I wouldn't say a lot.
Right, you lost all the fights today.
Parker, I think you're missing my point.
Hmm, that's strange.
Parker, this letter's addressed to you.
A letter? Just for me?
I wonder what it says.
"Dear Cloud, Looking forward to our next romp.
Don't forget to bring the mail.
Signed, Levi Alone?"
Angus, he wrote me back.
He wants to be friends!
[gasps] We could be pen pals!
We could do this every day
and he'll never have to feel lonely again!
Parker, I don't think that's a good i--
[screaming]
Let's get started on that letter
so we can do it all over again tomorrow.
- Yah! - [neighing]
Parker J. Cloud delivers mail...
Special delivery from the Middlemost Post!
And sunshine!
Think he's gonna hug us? He's probably gonna hug us.
Just be ready for a hug. That's all I'm saying.
Don't miss the brand-new series, Middlemost Post.
Friday nights.
Set your DVR.
[outro theme playing]