Can I get a little help over here?
If all of you ladies can look for lace and cheetah.
>> [LAUGH]
>> That's the look.
>> Hey, it's Fat Tony, and
this is Thrift Haul, a competitive fashion show where two contestants compete to see
who can get the better outfit on a budget.
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Today, we're at Goodwill, Southern California.
Let's take a look inside.
Today's episode theme, first pride.
Our contestants will be dressing like it's their first time at a pride parade.
Contestant number one, Freckle. >> Pride sponsor, pride giver, of life.
Maybe you recognize me from such shows as American Idol, or
Caleb Gallo on my Instagram on Freckles. >> Contestant number two, Jeffery Self.
>> Just from on Freckles' Instagram.
>> Guest judge Miles Jai will help
decide who wore it best.
[SOUND] >> I'm gay.
[SOUND] >> Our contestants will go head to
head for two rounds, a shopping spree and a competitive fashion show.
But that's not all.
The winner gets to pick an outfit for the loser to wear, and they gotta post it to
their Instagram, and it cannot be deleted. >> I didn't know that rule.
[LAUGH] >> Who do you thinks gonna win?
>> You have no idea what we're doing, so
I do think I probably have the most likely chances of winning.
[LAUGH] >> Freckle always loses.
Second runner up.
Sometimes you gotta get up in the morning and say, god damn it, at least I woke up.
Where I woke up, different story but we don't have time for that.
>> What are you hoping to find for
your first pride look?
Do you have a strategy? >> So [INAUDIBLE] [BLEEP]
>> [LAUGH]
>> Well I mean that is a pride strategy,
when you think about it. >> Yeah, is that the question?
>> The main pride strategy.
>> [LAUGH]
>> I think that my strategy is to win.
>> She's here to win, honey.
This isn't RuPaul's best friend race. >> I'm not here to make friends.
>> Ready for round one?
>> You got to have friends.
>> [LAUGH]
>> Shopping spree.
[SOUND] >> Couple of things.
Main reason I need to win is because I feel like if I don't,
Freckle's going to use Freckle's Instagram to really try, and make it all about her.
And frankly my only strategy is to just sit back, and let Freckle crumble.
[SOUND] >> Jeffery Self, you're up first.
Any final words? >> I'm just really ready to change
your life. >> On your mark, get set, go!
>> Am I actually going?
>> Go!
>> Okay great, I'm actually going.
Okay great, okay, wait, wait. >> You got two minutes!
>> I got that,
you don't have to shout at me. >> He's so cute.
And so I gotta say. >> Okay, we're gonna do these,
cuz that's elastic, and elastic is very, we like elastic.
>> He put white shorts in there.
>> Big no-no.
>> It's gonna get messy at pride.
You're probably gonna vomit. >> Jeffery Self, you got 1 minute 30
seconds, don't [BLEEP] up. >> One minute is, my god.
This is really ticking by. >> I went to pride once wearing little red
shorts, and got my dick sucked. >> Get some red shorts, Jeffery!
>> [LAUGH]
>> No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Ooh, that's kinda fun, okay. >> Ooh!
That was fresh. >> Bitch stole my look!
>> Got a little Carmen Sandiego vibe.
>> Definitely this.
Definitely these.
How much time do I have? >> You have 30, 50 seconds.
>> 30, 50 seconds,
that's not a real number. >> Girl, you know what I meant.
>> No, I just broke a hanger,
I broke a [BLEEP] hanger. >> My first time at pride,
I got a ticket for jaywalking that I never paid for, and
oddly disappeared. >> 30 seconds.
>> I will say this is one of the most
nicely laid out Goodwills I've ever been in.
This looks better than the Barneys in Beverly Hills.
>> Ten, nine, eight, seven-
>> [INAUDIBLE]
>> Six, five, four, three-
>> I'm good.
>> Two, one.
>> I'm good.
>> [SOUND]
>> [COUGH]
>> I feel pretty good about my options to
be honest. >> Let's see what Jeffery Self comes
up with. >> I'm excited and also gay.
[SOUND] >> I got a lot of jackets to be honest,
a lot of summer jackets.
Definitely a color palate theme going on.
We're talking tans, we're talking some beige.
A lot of people wear really skimpy things to pride but
I don't necessarily wanna do that.
Maybe I could reveal a little nothing underneath.
Maybe a flasher vibe.
Lot of khaki.
Lot of khaki, but pride's in June so summer colors.
I feel pretty confident about my choices, and I'm prepared to win.
[SOUND] >> Jeffery Self,
not as sloppy as I thought.
What do you all think? >> Khaki, not tacky.
>> I love the trench.
>> Trench is very cute.
I love his plan of revealing his dick with it.
>> True.
But he stayed in his little section, didn't waste a lot of time.
He just picked some things that he knew he could work.
>> Jeffery self has a nice pants
in there too.
Are you seeing those? >> Sure does.
A couple different options. >> And
it's pride, he could've gone typical and sparkly and faggy.
But he didn't.
He kept it centered and grounded, and ready for a Nora Ephron film.
>> That's my baby.
I'm sorry, I should go get that. >> [SOUND]
>> I thought it was a parrot.
[SOUND] Why am I gonna win?
Cuz I'm a winner, and my mommy always told me Jesus loves a winner.
You don't go lash and stash to go to lose.
[LAUGH] I got all the goods in my breast.
Keep abreast of events, see you at the finish line,
said the hare to the tortoise.
[SOUND] >> All right,
Jeffery Self did his [BLEEP] thing.
Now it's time for Freckle.
Freckle, you got two minutes on the clock, you ready?
>> Yep.
>> Go.
>> I'm on.
I like this, very Dorothy Chandler Pavilion.
I hope this covers my pussy, >> I hope so, too.
>> I really hope so.
>> [LAUGH]
>> Can I get a little help over here?
If all of you ladies can look for lace and cheetah.
>> [LAUGH]
>> That's the look.
Fur in July like Sharon Stone.
She's always helping with the virus. >> Fur?
>> Gonna regret that in the sun.
>> Damn, a varsity jacket.
>> Customer service?
Or a friend?
Anyone?
I can't hit it all. >> Freckle, you got one minute!
>> The police have been called.
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>> She's grabbed a rug.
I repeat, she's grabbed a rug. >> God.
>> Damn.
>> Let's go 45 seconds.
>> And she suplexed the rug
into the cart, bitch.
[LAUGH] >> I'm a fan of the snacks.
>> Did I get a friend with some lace or
cheetah? >> She's been asking for help for
five minutes now. >> I think the more she asks for help,
the less likely that she's gonna win. >> Ten, nine, eight, seven,
six, five, four, three, two, one.
[SOUND] Let's see what you got. >> When I go to pride,
I like to roll out on a carpet.
Since we're on a theme of Santa Monica Boulevard, tangerine.
You can never get enough sparkles.
The origin of the name Freckle is if you look at the sky at night,
a freckle in space is a star.
It's Buddhist.
The look this season is cheetah and lace!
But I quote Sharon Stone, who wears full fur in July.
You know how much I do for the virus.
And by that, I mean the HIV virus, because it's pride.
Get tested.
I do, with a swab.
Put a letterman on lace, that's the new look.
Come through me, source.
Dorothy Chandler Pavilion.
Look at these fancy pants, Freddie Mercury.
My mom's Cocker Spaniel.
[SOUND] Leather, just kind of like, a biddy biddy bum bum.
Half-Mexican over here.
Prized possession, this Selena,
como la flor number, which is just ay yi yi.
And I was hoping this would cover my pussy.
[SOUND] >> Freckle with the [BLEEP] stocks.
>> Have you ever lived through
a hurricane?
Cuz I feel like I have now. >> So much animal print.
>> A lot of animal print,
a lot of animal fur. >> She's like, listen,
we got cheetah print, lace, screamed it out into the universe, and
the universe gave it back to her. >> I don't think this is the first
time Freckle has screamed at the top of her lungs inside of a Goodwill.
>> Look at her going to town.
>> With carpet
>> Such a helper.
>> I'm curious as to what
she is going to actually pick out of all that because Freckle kind of like entered
into the game just used the word blindly. >> I don't know what the [BLEEP] to expect
either. >> She's definitely gonna look like
a cheetah. >> Freckle, Jeffery Self,
it's time to model.
Get your ass in the dressing room. >> Get ready for the runway.
Walk. >> [LAUGH]
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>> I mean honestly I need to consider picking up a new profession because
these looks are so good.
Single handedly I found the look of summer in two minutes.
Chekhov, like Chekhovian 1800 with that fake fur for that boogie nights.
Kinda just cocaine.
Can actually, we make sure none of all this gets touched?
Cuz I actually wanna just buy all this.
I'm gonna let them choose me.
[MUSIC]
Can I have another Dorito?
[SOUND] >> What's up world?
The bitch is back.
We're in the fashion portion of the program today.
Freckles up first.
PA, can we get that [BLEEP] rug out here? >> Chop-chop.
Thank you so much.
Wait, it's not all the way out. >> You might just have to hold it.
>> You know what?
Just turn it over.
There we go, thank you, thank you. >> Thank you, thank you.
>> [SOUND]
>> All right, Freckle,
let's see what you got.
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>> Ooh! >> What we're working with here is lace,
letterman, and leopard. >> I love.
>> Do you get the alliteration?
>> I do.
>> Just a real Buffy
the Vampire Slayer if you know what I mean.
Can't get that off, that's fine. >> Can we get a twirl?
>> Ouch, ouch.
>> [BLEEP]
>> Breathe sister.
>> Aw.
>> [LAUGH] [BLEEP]
>> Yes, walk for me.
[MUSIC]
A reveal.
Ooh, everything's coming off.
My god, yes.
That was day time to night time.
[MUSIC]
>> Lace, letterman, leopard. >> What inspired you for
this ensemble? >> It came to me.
It came through me.
It came from source.
I'm coming with stash and lash. >> And how are the shoes?
>> I don't even feel my feet anymore.
Now, I could just do the charleston.
[MUSIC]
And this. >> [LAUGH]
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>> I hope my pussy's not showing. >> No she's not,
but it's definitely close enough. >> I quote Chekhov.
They're many years ahead of us.
A long line of days, each filled with my love for you.
>> I'm speechless.
[MUSIC]
Thank you, Freckle.
Let's see Jeffery.
[SOUND] Jeffery, to the floor. >> Here we go,
see? >> Okay.
>> Barefoot Contessa over here.
Yes, nice.
About to strain down the Mississippi River.
>> Hm.
[LAUGH] >> Give it to me Huckleberry.
[MUSIC]
Walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, turn.
Walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, stop.
That's iconic. >> Infectious smile.
>> I know I love the energy.
>> I feel a little flirtatious.
>> Okay.
>> [LAUGH]
>> I feel like I can just put any
instrument into your hand, and you'd know how to play it.
>> I will say, I was going for
Diane Keaton at her first gay pride.
But then when I got into the dressing room, a,
I realized I didn't get a shirt or shoes.
However, now I'm sort of like some gay porn Tom Sawyer.
[MUSIC]
>> The exposed chest really gives it some definition and
some depth. >> And
then also the high waisted covers up my belly.
Sort of like works as like a spank built in.
Where it's just like pushing it all down.
Also I've got this mike strap that's just holding it all in.
>> There's a lot going on.
But it's tucked away, and behind the scenes.
So you executed this flawlessly I think. >> Yet again, speechless.
Thank you, Jeffery. >> Thank you.
>> [APPLAUSE] [SOUND]
>> So Miles, be honest.
>> Yes.
>> Cut the [BLEEP]
>> All right.
>> What do you think?
Freckle. >> I love the story behind
Freckle's outfit.
She had a clear vision.
This bitch came to win. >> Maria Perez to production,
please. >> And
Maria needs to get her ass to production. >> [LAUGH]
>> I love Freckles' outfit,
I love the carpet.
I love how she used some of our show's staff to roll the carpet out.
>> Right, that was a production.
>> I love how the shoes didn't fit, yet
she still wore them. >> Mm-hm, I will say the letterman jacket,
even though it was an extra l, I think that was an l.
She needed to l the l. >> Points deducted for
that? >> I love the idea of a reveal,
because I'm gay.
I love reveal parties except for gender reveals.
>> Jeffery Self.
I'm actually totally into the Huckleberry Finn.
Just put a banjo in his hand, and I'll call him daddy.
>> There can only be one winner.
>> For me it's definitely gonna have
to be Freckle.
I felt like I was watching a story unravel in front of my eyes.
Jeffery's outfit was cute. >> Mm.
>> She seems a little unprepared,
a little rocky.
And I just felt like there could have been a little bit more story.
He was Diane Keaton, but turned into Barefoot Contessa.
>> First time at pride, you gotta make
a big impression which Freckle did. >> Mm-hm.
>> Jeffery Self's outfit felt more like
nighttimer pride, where you're more relaxed casual, used to it.
Kinda over it. >> Mm-hm.
>> I think we've decided.
Let's get the contestants out here. >> Contestants!
[MUSIC]
>> Hi. >> Hey.
>> You look really nice.
>> Thank you.
What were you doing in there? >> You don't wanna know.
>> There can only be one winner.
We loved both outfits. >> Love them both.
>> Freckle,
the game is yours. >> I had a feeling.
I had a feeling.
You deserved it. >> Yeah.
>> You deserved it.
>> You've won a bag of Doritos, congrats.
[SOUND] >> The winner gets to choose an outfit for
the loser that they must take a pic of, put it on their Instagram, and
it cannot be deleted.
And I found the perfect look for you. >> Yes.
[INAUDIBLE] >> Blanche Devereaux, coming out to play.
Let's see how much of my body this covers up.
I mean, it's not bad.
I honestly think, a, it's better than what I picked out, so thank you.
And b, I think if you saw a picture of this,
you would just be like, he's a dancer for the American Ballet.
Thank you, Freckle, for making my pride fantasies a reality.
[MUSIC]
Boy.
That's not even how you do it.
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>> You like Thrift Haul?
Follow our show page.
Thanks to Jefferey, Miles, and Freckles for [BLEEP] with us today.
Let me know in the comments what the next episode's theme should be.
Beach day, 4th of July parade float, hottest neighbor at the bloc party, or
summer school.
Thrift Haul, we outta here.
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>> So I lost.
My Diane Keaton's first gay pride meets gay porn Tom Sawyer
did not necessarily work, hence why I'm wearing this.
At first when I saw it, I thought this was gonna be really bad, but
then when I put it on I was like, there you are, Jefferey.
I've been looking for you. >> And the only reason why you lost is
because you can't beat a transwoman, right Kaitlyn?
>> [LAUGH]
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