(several shouts of pain)
- Lava.
Have you ever burnt the roof of your mouth
on pizza? (chuckles)
- Yeah, with hot cheese. - Imagine holding that
in your hands. (Niki laughs)
- I'm Niki and this is Andrew.
We're in a show called "Eating Your Feed".
- This is actually the "Eating Your Feed" logo.
- Official "Eating Your Feed" merch.
Cute, huh? - Yeah.
So, today we're re-watching episodes of "Eating Your Feed".
- Personally selected by Adam Bianchi.
This whole show's him making fun of us, I think.
- For sure.
- [Producer] Let's see this first vid.
(Andrew chuckles) - This first video!
- [Both] Mozzarella!
- Today, we're watching a "Tasty" video called--
- [Andrew] Oh, yeah. - "How Mozzarella Is Made"--
- Mozzarella was the season finale of season one?
- Yeah.
Right off the bat, I can declare that
this was the hardest thing we've ever had to make
on this show. - Is this harder
than your hand-pulled noodles?
- Hand-pulled noodles, I think
was more maybe overall frustrating.
Both required making a pale blob.
(Niki laughs) Fun fact about this show,
we often have to do dumb stuff to cover up
the brand of computer we use.
So, here we have six Post-it Notes.
Usually, it's like a paper towel
with a drawing that one of us makes.
I know you're a cheese store but I'm looking to make my--
- How confident-- - Fun fact,
that was my first iPhone.
(Niki chuckles) - The five,
I had it for five years.
- Look at my (wheezes) face in that, you (wheezes) paused.
- Yeah, this show is mostly (Niki groans)
you making faces while I talk. - Say dumb words.
- Say dumb stuff too slow.
Use a third--
- [Niki] This, I cannot believe that this one ingredient
determines so much of our success and failure.
Stir in the rennet, stir in the rennet!
- Every drop counts.
Okay, it's been 30 seconds. - God, we're so stupid.
The thing about baking and cooking,
they always tell you, read the whole recipe first.
This whole show is an example of what
happens when you don't do that.
- I've never learned that lesson.
- (wheezes) Clearly. - [Niki In Video] Oh no, wait!
We were supposed to set it aside for another five minutes.
Put it back! (laughing)
See?
Don't read the instructions.
- [Niki In Video] We're draining out
as much of the liquid as possible?
(chewing) I don't know what mozzarella
tastes like right now.
(Niki laughing)
- [Niki] Look at his face (wheezes),
he's so upset about what we just made (laughs).
- [Niki In Video] I'd say it's still pretty rubbery.
- Just doesn't have like that rich dairy taste.
- [Niki] Okay, this episode was particularly upsetting
because we did not know what we were doing wrong.
What the (beep) did we do? (Niki laughs)
Everything has been exactly the same.
- Why don't we just each make our own batches?
- Done. We were like mad
at each other at this point. - Oh yeah, we were--
- That slap. - At war.
(both laughing)
- It's why Adam keeps putting us together.
This was just a very long day.
I'm sorry for hitting you. - For like two or three.
It's okay.
So here is where we discovered
that the previous batch that we thought was a failure
actually just needed a long time.
- [Niki In Video] Something's happening!
Something's happening!
(trio cheering)
- I could not believe
how good it tasted. - I couldn't believe it, yeah.
- Because we put it on everything,
and we ate like 12 pizzas that night.
- [Producer] Next video.
- Okay. - Whoo!
- This is called the Cheesebomb
at a restaurant in London called Maxwell's.
This is another cheese episode.
- Half the episodes are cheese.
- The other half are
Japanese Desserts. - The other (chuckles) half
are Japanese Desserts.
- [Niki In Video] What are you doing?
- [Andrew In Video] I don't know, I just have to keep
pressing it until something hap--
(Niki chuckling)
- Wait, this is everything you need to know
about cooking with Andrew.
"I don't know, I'm just gonna keep
"pushing it until something happens."
- [Andrew In Video] I don't know,
I just have to keep pressing it until something happens.
When we add cheese to this bechamel, that's amore.
Did you get that joke?
- Keep playing it.
- That's amore. - Keep playing it.
- Hear any laughter. - It's a mornay.
(Andrew laughs)
- I think we--
- Yeah but did you get my joke?
- I got your joke
but you botched it. - It's a pun about the song.
- But it was wrong.
- Do you know the song though? - Yes! You sing it every time.
- [Niki In Video] Oh, it smells good!
[Niki] This was such a disaster.
(both laughing)
We just can't even cook a burger
without almost setting off the fire alarm.
- Why don't I just move this?
- Careful!
We do all take a safety course.
- Yeah. - Of cooking in the space
and what to do and how not to hurt ourselves.
We were violating so many rules here
which is why Adam needed to...
- Or were we?
Or is it just the funny joke for the video that was
completely scripted and safe. - Sure.
- [Andrew In Video] Oh, yes! - [Andrew] Wow.
(wheezing) (cheering)
- I'm still very impressed.
It looks like a Krabby Patty.
- Did you here my "Oh, yes!" voice?
- Yeah, that's when people were like, "Oh, it's him."
You were one of the original...
"Tasty" men.
- Me and Adam.
- You and Adam-- - Yeah.
- Made "Tasty", essentially.
- Yeah. - Changed the internet, truly.
- [Niki In Video] Go, go!
Oh!
Oh, he's still eating it, (laughing)
it must be good.
- Yeah, you went first. - Oh, good!
- Look at that...
you ate like half of the burger
and were like, "Yeah, your turn."
Oh, (high-fives loudly) nailed it.
- [Both] Ew!
- Ew.
(Niki laughs)
- Wait, I love that moment.
Do it again.
Nailed it.
- [Both] Ew!
- Yeah!
- We were swimming in time.
It's like fondue but instead of a dip, it's a pour.
- [Group] Yeah!
- It's a hilarious imagery. - This sucks too.
- Ugh.
- This was disgusting.
- ["Tasty" Member] This is gonna be after the--
- Yeah, we ate those. - Yeah,
you could see the bite out of it.
- Poor Kate Peterman.
The macaroons were disgusting,
I felt bad doing this to the macaroons.
- It looks so cool though.
So, today we made a delicious liquid cheese sauce.
- [Niki In Video] I think we nailed this cheese sauce.
Yeah, we did a great job.
- Wow. - They cut out the part
where you and I almost drank.
Do you remember that?
But you chickened out at the last minute
so I did not have to. - Yeah...
That makes me kinda want to gag.
(both pretending to gag)
- Yeah, that was one of the easier ones.
Oh god, here you go. - Okay.
- Look the, told you. - [Producer] Ready
for the next thing? - Yeah.
What kung fu kitchen-- - [Niki] Look,
there's your paper towel with (bell dings)
the face drawn on it covering your computer.
- Oh yeah, there it is. - And those are
"Eating Your Feed" aprons. (bell dings)
- There they are, the fromage. - Fromage.
- (giggles) What am I doing? - That looks pretty good.
(noodle dough loudly knocks against countertop)
- [Andrew] You could hear how hard it is.
It was way too...
(laughs) - Bonk!
(both chuckling) - Firm.
(dough loudly thunks on countertop)
- Look! (laughs)
- I broke it.
Ooh! (laughs breathily)
Okay.
(sensual music)
- The editors are...
savage on this show. (Niki dying from laughter)
- Yeah, because-- - It's because of the stuff
we do - they have to watch all
of the footage that we shoot. - Yeah.
- Which is a lot.
- Look at what happened to it. - By the time they do it,
they just hate us.
(laughs breathily) - Okay.
(sensual music) (both chuckling)
- The music.
- It's the new thing.
You know how chokers came back into style?
This is a doughker.
- This is you just losing it.
- A month later. (Niki chuckles)
I just don't have a delicate enough touch to do it yet,
I need to practi--
Oh.
Rie's like, "A delicate touch?"
Boom, boom!
- Look at that?
- That's a (beep) noodle, Rie!
I don't,
how did she do that? (Niki squeaks)
- She makes magic.
- Oh hell yeah, baby!
(grunts before laughing hysterically)
(Niki laughs)
I was losing my mind.
- [Rie] You broke Andrew! (laughing)
- Look at that!
That's a ton of noodles I just--
(Niki laughing) I was...
Faking it.
I was like, "Oh yeah, noodles!
"I got it."
- Because I remember Adam just kept being like,
"That looks close enough."
And you would be like, "No."
- I did make noodles,
it just-- - You did.
- Isn't the noodles I was after which is the even strands.
- You mean, the one that the man who's trained
for decades made? - Yeah!
Why can't I do that after four days?
Come on.
- You did it.
- So much touching. - So much of my skin in there.
- Yeah, ugh. - Just a bowl of skin.
- Just Andrew oils.
- Those noodles are--
- Hand sweat. - 90% my dander, yeah.
- Dander?
What's next?
Mochi!
- Oh mochi, yeah!
- [Niki] Mochi this season.
We can't do that!
- That looked really heavy.
He looked like he was really like...
(both imitating mochi experts)
- This is the first time we were all together.
And then after this time, Adam was like, "Never again."
Because there were too many of us (laughing).
It's impossible to get anything done.
- It was so much fun though.
- Oh yeah, very fun.
This was another two day-er.
This is yeah, this is different.
It's less sloshy, it's smooshing.
- Oh yeah, look at that!
- Am I doing it right?
- You're doing great! - Okay. (grunting)
- I was so scared.
I was like, "If I hurt Rie in this,
"the Internet's gonna come to my house and kill me."
This was really good.
- Oh, I forgot about
how tasty that was, yeah. - This was so good.
With the seaweed
and the soy sauce. - Oh!
- This was really good.
(Niki laughs) - Up until this point,
I had only ever had mochi
as a dessert. - The ice cream thing?
- So learning that people eat it as a savory thing?
Was mind-blowing. - Yeah.
- Slap 'n pound.
(grunting)
- I'm so nervous (laughs).
- Slam down.
- Yeah! - Wow.
- Look at the intensity in Adam's face there.
(cheering) - Put it down.
(Niki imitates Adam before laughing)
- [Niki] Look at you, dude.
That's you getting that shot. - Yeah.
(group toasting)
- The red bean--
- So many just close up shots of me
putting stuff in my mouth.
Most of this show is me just being like...
(Andrew chuckles) (mimes chewing loudly)
- So that was some of our favorite,
craziest moments from "Eating Your Feed".
- Hi, Adam! (door squeaks open)
- Adam's back for the--
- For the outro.
- Say all the mean stuff about him.
(Andrew chuckles)
- What a show!
The effort is real, the drama is real,
and the successes are like that
much more real which is very fun.
- Yeah, so thanks for watching.
If you want to watch us,
watch more of the stuff that we've
already seen ourselves do,
(Niki laughs) feel free to comment.
We'll be watching!
(both laughing)
The comments that is.
(energetic music)