ow much fun Shawn can be?
Yeah, that's the Shawn I heard about.
What a crazy world, huh?
But don't you worry. You handled that like a prince.
You know why? Because you are the king of dating,
and we are all... No, we are all gonna have a good time, Shawnie.
No, no. We're gonna have a good time.
(MOANING)
Long night.
Long.
You've gotta stop looking at Angela.
I think she's having a good time.
She's just trying to move on with her life.
So should you.
You know what would be fun?
They're starting the karaoke contest. Do you wanna sing?
Kelly, I appreciate the offer,
but I have a no karaoke policy.
WOMAN: And now let's give a warm Captain Randy's coco-loco welcome
to our first contestants, Angela and Ron!
Okay, let's pick out a song.
(THE SHOOP SHOOP SONG PLAYING)
¶ Does he love me, I wanna know
¶ How can I tell if he loves me so
¶ Is it in his eyes?
¶ Oh, no, you'll be deceived
¶ Well, is it in his eyes?
¶ Oh, no, he'll make believe
¶ If you wanna know if he loves you so, it's in his kiss
¶ That's where it is
¶ Hug him Squeeze him tight
¶ And find out what you want to know
¶ If it's love, if it really is, it's there in his kiss
¶ Well, is it in his eyes?
¶ Oh, no, you'll be deceived
¶ Well, is it in his eyes?
¶ Oh, no, he'll make believe
¶ Well, if you wanna know if he loves you so, it's in his kiss
¶ That's where it is
¶ Oh, yeah, it's in his kiss ¶
Cory, are you sure this is the right song for us?
Topanga, you heard Angela and Ron.
If we wanna win this, we must sing something dramatic.
I know. I just don't think this is the right song for us.
You wanna win or not? Yes, I wanna win.
I just don't think that you and I are the right people
to express this particular sentiment.
Topanga, it's a beautiful song,
and we're gonna sing it.
Hit it, Captain Randy.
(DRUM ROLL)
(WAR PLAYING)
¶ War!
Huh.
¶ What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing. Say it again.
¶ War! ¶
Good God, you all.
This is all a big joke to you, right, Topanga?
(I GOT YOU BABE PLAYING)
¶ They say we're young and we don't know
¶ We won't find out until we grow
¶ Well, I don't know if all that's true
¶ 'Cause you've got me, and, baby, I've got you
¶ Babe
¶ I got you, babe
¶ They say our love won't pay the rent
¶ Before it's earned, our money's all been spent
¶ I guess that's so, we don't have a pot
¶ But at least I'm sure of all the things we've got
¶ Babe
¶ I got you, babe
¶ I got you... ¶
I'm sorry.
I can't do this.
That's okay, Shawn. Maybe we'll try again another time.
Yeah.
Okay, mommies and daddies.
Shawn, first dates after a break-up are always difficult.
It'll get easier. No, it won't.
Let's face it, there's something wrong with me.
No, there's nothing wrong with you, Shawn. It's just...
I mean, you're obviously hurting over Angela,
and it's gonna take time.
When you're ready to meet somebody new, you will.
I don't wanna meet somebody new.
I'd screw that up, too.
Guys, it's me.
Look, I already had something great, and I killed it.
I'm never gonna have a relationship like you guys.
I'm not normal.