*WAPOOSH*
Top of the morning to you, laddies!
My name is jacksepticeye
and welcome to an amazing vlog of awesomeness!
Yeah, I didn't plan on making this at all today.
I planned on uploading an Assassins Creed 4 video.
But YouTube just said Jack, It's not gonna happen.
Stop trying!
The video came out bigger than I anticipated,
I didn't want it to be that big
but it got really really late and I didn't want to re-render it
so I just uploaded it the way it was last night,
It did take 23 hours to get to 82%.
That's a long time for a video to be processing and uploading.
And it got to 82% and it just froze there and the time went up,
up and up... And It said like 1,000 minutes remaining so I just said "Fug It!"
Cancel it!
So here I am making a vlog for you guys.
And in this, I am going to read some of your comments that you have been leaving on my videos.
First comment is from Scott Bresnen and he said,
"I love this guys energy pretty funny keep up the good work" Smiley Face!!
*Makes Smiley Face* Thanks dude!
Next comment is from Theswiftdude and he says,
"I... Hate that... Ball... Feeling...
... It tickles like fuck."
Ooooh... Kaaaayyy... Moving on.
"Hope you'll hit 20,000 soon." Me too!
It seems like It's really going that way.
18,000 was the goal for the end of the year.
And It's already at 18,300.
That's freggin nuts!
We're in good running for hitting 20,000 before the end of the year. *Epic Gasp*
That would be such a good Christmas present!
"I think someone is looking at you from behind, Jack,
omg I think she's gonna kill you!"
*Intense Eerie Music*
*Suspense Builds Up*
You fucking liar! There's nobody there.
"you sir are a god"
Shut up baby I know it.
I think what this comment means is "I love the way you say sticky bomb!!"
*A bunch of "Ticky Bombs"
"STOP YELLING LIKE A BOSS AT ALL THE EASY FUCKING LEVELS IT'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ANNOYING"
How about no?
"I love this video :3 You are definitely my favorite smallish youtuber around <3"
*Smallish?*
*How did they know the size of my penis?*
"Can you do more happy wheels videos"
Myes!
"I was disappointed... I didn't get my present :3"
Oh I got a present for you, you know what it is?
It's ♪ My dick in a box! ♪
"YOU ARE AWESOME!!"
The key to being awesome is to drink your awesome milk,
and then go for a 40,000,000 mile hike!
And then do your awesome exercises at night!
♪ Like a Boss ♪
"best part of this video... Facial expressions"
*Epic Face*
How you like me now?
"Omg I love this video I laughed for like ever!!!!"
That means you're laughing right now still!
This comment was 2 weeks ago and you're still laughing?
I don't think that's the video...
I'd go to a hospital and go get that checked out.
I don't think that's the video at all. That might be a serious condition.
"I bet you feel the willies all the time ;)"
*How did he know?*
"That accent though. Hurrr, I want to wrap myself up in it and just"
Just what?
Just WHAT?
JUST WHAT?! I NEED TO KNOW TELL ME!!!
*Jack Talking About How He HATES!!! Missing An Upload*
But if you like it, PUNCH THAT LIKE BUTTON, UP THE AASSS!!!
Like a Boss!
And, High Fives All Round! *WAPOOSH* WAPOOSH*
But thank you guys and I will see all you dudes,
♪ IN THE NEXT VIDEOOOO!!! ♪
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