Martha Stewart
and you're going to show me some stuff.
What are you gonna show me?
Well yes, for some reason everyone is fascinated
with folding a t-shirt
and I've done this a few times on my show.
Everyone's fascinated by folding t-shirts?
Oh yeah and the drawers of America are getting neater
and more organized every single day.
This is something that I'm terrible,
I just, I just take the t-shirt and kind of...
Like this?
well, I'm not an idiot.
(crowd laughing)
What I do is, I just kind of like fold it in half
and then fold it like that
and then it's just always messy later on.
Okay, so watch, watch this.
Okay, so you'll help me.
Okay. Don't don't do it with me, just watch.
(crowd laughing)
Not gonna mess with you, alright.
You grab halfway between the neck and the shoulder.
[Conan] Halfway between the neck and the shoulder
[Martha] You pinch.
[Conan] You pinch.
[Martha] Then take a straight line,
this way down to the hem and you pinch halfway.
Okay, Got it?
[Conan] Mhm, yeah.
[Martha] Now you take your left hand
over your right hand down to the hem and pinch again.
Don't let go of anything, pull out like this.
[Conan] I never heard this level of desperation
and then...
Pull out like this and fold over
and there you have the perfectly folded t-shirt.
(applause)
That's good, look at that.
You wanna try?
Yes.
Okay.
Now I will speak and you will not interrupt me.
I'll be quiet.
I pinch here, right about there.
No, no, on the shoulder.
[Conan] What?
[Martha] On the shoulder.
[Conan] That is the shoulder.
There.
Oh, at the very tip.
Yeah.
All right there, your one interruption has been used.
I pinch here, I carry it, then I pinch here... here.
Okay and then I fold over to this point
and I grab and I don't let go of anything.
Exactly...
and now, what do you do?
I'm so lost right now.
Now I pull this out.
[Martha] Yep, don't let go.
[Conan] Don't let go of anything.
[Martha] Shake.
[Conan] Shake,
[Martha] Lay down flat.
[Conan] Lay down flat.
[Martha] Fold over.
No, no all the way.
[Conan] What's this, what happened?
Over.
(laughter)
The directions are right on the back, see?
The directions are on the back, that's a cool t-shirt.
Let's take some of, Hey,
your shirt looks good,
but those are the directions on the back.
Just in case you want to practice at home.
Okay, I'll now forget that immediately.
Let's move on.
Okay, so we wanted you to do certain things too,
because with Halloween coming.
Halloween's coming.
Thanksgiving and the pies being baked and everything.
I wanted you to learn how to spiral an apple.
Spiral on apple.
So do you know what this is?
This looks like something you built while you were away.
[Martha] We did have a work shop.
What is that? Did you, you did have a workshop, see.
Watch this, this is a great thing.
This is really a very old fashioned.
Now this has a little suction thing that holds it down.
[Conan] A suction cup?
Where do you find these things?
[Martha] Now watch, watch, watch what this does.
This is brilliant.
You've never seen this?
[Conan] No. That blew my mind.
[Martha] Now watch this, watch that
there you have a spiral apple.
Whoops. But isn't that cool?
Yeah but it fell apart.
Why did it fall apart?
I should have been holding it underneath.
And what do you do with this part right here?
The little core part?
Do you just pull it off like that
and what can this be used? Can this be an accessory?
whatever you want.
You can save this,
but you like to save everything, I know.
And then these are the little floating votives.
Do you like floating votives?
Don't you think this is cute for a Halloween table?
That's a very nice idea.
So people come over, kids come over for Halloween
and you give them some candy
and then you say, look, some apples with candles floating.
(crowd laughing)
You can do this yourself,
but you can hollow this out with a little melon ball scoop.
And you have that at home. Right?
I don't have one of these at home.
I'm going to go buy a t-shirt.
I got to start with that.
You can score this around like this,
but why don't you hollow that out a little bigger so that
you can put a candle right in it like that.
Okay. And so you just make a
See how nice, that is,
it works so well.
It's so... a melon baller and an Exacto knife,
[Martha] Yes.
[Conan] And you too can make a candle.
[Martha] Right and then you just float the apple in there.
And then...
[Conan] how was that? Is that okay?
Yeah, fine.
You don't love this do you?
You think I didn't do a good job.
It's just fine.
And then light the candle and then you have another one.
Okay.
But this is the most fun of all
is we don't have another candle for some.
I just like that there's one
without a candle that creates a whole thing about society.
(applause)
The haves and the have nots.
And the Halloween party that you're going to have
this year because your little daughter
wants a Halloween party.
Yeah we're going to have a Halloween party this year.
But I thought Apple dunking.
Do you remember apple dunking from your childhood?
Bobbing for apples.
Okay, bobbing
So you have to have your hands tied behind your back.
Well, all right.
All right, you make that as tight as you want to, Martha.
There.
Yeah.
Okay, now you can bob.
I had this dream once.
All right.
(crowd laughing)
You were there and I was tied,
and there were no apples.
So what do I do now?
Oh, I remember this, I bob.
You have to give me an apple.
Give you... oh.
And say it like really say it,
like get me an apple...
in a very domineering way.
Just please give me an apple.
Oh, it doesn't work that way.
It's still okay, Give you an apple.
All right.
So I'm just going to, that is hard.
How do you get your, you can't grab...
(crowd cheering)
Now, now look at the mess you've made.
I've been bad.
(applause)
Martha Stewart, The apprentice.
Martha Stewart airs Wednesday nights at eight on NBC.
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I'm going to be on tomorrow
and you're going to dry my hair during the commercial.
You're quite good at drying hair, aren't you?
I'd love to dry your hair.
We'll be right back, big shows on the (indistinct).