[gasping]
Do we get the job?
Come on, Barnacle Boy, There's evil afoot!
[indiscernible] Mermaid Man!
I'm right behind you!
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy spot their archenemy,
Reflecto, up to no good.
SpongeBob.
[sneezing]
it appears as though we'll have to plug up these holes.
This outta do the trick.
Voila!
[sneezing]
Feel better?
I don't know.
[sneezing]
Help! I'm shrinking!
No!
Please don't hurt me!
[whistling]
Phew!
[laughing]
Dropped my spatula.
Uh. Me too.
Ow!
Ah ha!
You're copying me!
Yes.
Here we come.
Make way for a couple of entrepreneurs.
Okay, Patrick, this is it.
The first step on our road to livin' fancy.
Just follow my lead.
Good afternoon, sir.
Could we interest you in some chocolate?
Chocolate?
Did you say chocolate?
Yes, sir. With or without nuts?
Chocolate?
Chocolate!
What do we need to start a movie?
Popcorn?
No, Patrick, to start making a movie.
Oh.
Let's start with the title.
Yeah.
Oh! I got one!
Adventures in the Underground City.
Great, Pat! What happens?
- Well, there's a city. - City.
- And it's underground. - Underground.
- And they have an adventure. - Adventure.
- The end. - End. That's great, Pat!
Hmm. Seems kind of short.
I have an idea!
- Let's make it longer. - Longer! Yes! Okay.
Let's have Mermaid Man
get his face shrunk by Kelp Thing's face minimizer!
Yeah! And then he... um...
He drinks... cheese... coffee!
[laughing]
Good one. Pat!
Spies don't use the front door, Patrick.
We've gotta figure out a complicated way to get inside.
This looks like a job for Patrick Star Laserpants!
Ooh!
Ahh!
[farting]
Good work, Patrick!
Now it's my turn.
I thought you were holding the rope.
I am!
You need to be quiet.
We're on a secret mission!
He starts with the marriage of King Amoeba and Queen Mildew.
Then through a few inbred generations,
ends at you, Sir Patrick.
Which makes you a descendant of royalty.
You are a king.
And now it's time I adjourn to the Royal Ministry,
where I shall be at your service,
Your Highness.
Wow, Patrick! That's great!
- What is? - That you're king!
What's a king?
When you're a king, you can get anything you want.
Anything I want?
SpongeBob, do you think we could get something to eat?
Your wish is my command, Your Majesty.
Ooh.
Right. It's just those guys we're going to wrestle.
Hello, fellow competitors.
[screaming]
What was that?
Hmm. That's wrestle ease for you're dead meat.
I don't get it.
Hey! Look, Patrick!
It's Mr. Krabs, cheering us on!
Oh!
Whoa.
Oh. Hey, SpongeBob.
Hey, Patrick.
Look, Patrick. It's a fist.
Fist? Where?
Oh. Yeah, that's definitely a...
[cheering]
[gurgling]
What brilliant slogans have you come up with this week, Patrick?
[snoring]
- Huh? - Gah!
You're supposed to be coming up with witty catchphrases
to keep that rabble out there happy!
We've kind of got that one already.
Oh, I like that one!
Eh.
Oh, well, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Keep up the good work.
I guess.
You got it, boss.
Hey, everyone!
Chum is fum!
[cheering]
What do I do?
B-R-A-K-E.
I could do that.
Well, SpongeBob, I think our troubles are over.
[screaming]
You broke the brake?
It told me to.
What do we do now?
One of these thingamahoochies has to stop the train!
- Patrick, try something! - I'm on it!
Maybe shoveling in these black rocks'll help!
[screaming]
Art!
Thanks, man. Here's fifty bucks.
I'll bet he never sells another.
Hey, Ted. Where'd you get that art?
Prom that pink genius over there.
I wanna buy one.
- Me, too. - I also.
I'll bet...
Squidward, I think we should have a little talk
about your gambling problem.
Hmm.
I actually want to go to work today.
Here we are, boys.
Our first gig.
All those people are lined up to see you.
Sounds like a load of hooey.
Alright, roadie, start unloading the hooey.
Uh, Mr. Krabs, where do I put this?
Anywhere's fine.
Then what about this?
Hey, look, it's Ned and the Needlefish!
- This is business. - No!
Oh no!
This is business.
Business.
No!
- No! - This is business.
Business.
Not 4-B!
No!
Wow, you're very upset about conference room 4-B.
And I can't say I blame you.
Because Conference Room 4-B
is the most terrifying conference room
in the whole building.
More people have been fired in here,
than all the other conference rooms combined!
[screaming]
The Krabby Patties.
They taste so nice that they... taste nice.
Hey, that was my slogan.
Great stuff, huh? This guy is gonna be a star.
I'm already a Star.
That's the attitude.
Behold, SpongeBob!
Before laughter,
there was the pre-hysterical period.
[laughing]
Oh! Oh, look, honey.
What an excellent example of the Primitive Security Guard era.
I almost forgot rule number fouth!
No flash photography!
[squealing]
And that is everything I know about being a security guard.
Oh.
I even hired a fry cook,
since I'm too busy being the boss now.
Just like you woulda done.
Huh? No, no, no!
Hmm.
Don't worry. I taught him everything I know.
[laughing]
[humming]
[screaming]
Order's up!
[growling]
You will be washing dishes today.
What do you think of that?
Oh, I had a thought once.
[laughing]
Ooh. You sure put the goofy in goober.
[laughing]
I'll check on you in a few minutes.
Ooh.
[humming]
[gasping]
[laughing]
Exceptional!
Show me how you cleaned all these dishes so fast.
Okay.
[gurgling]
Never tell anyone you did that.
[laughing]