You hide?
I never leave you alone.
Hi.
Nice seeing you.
Oh.
Hello.
How are you, darling?
I am so good.
How are you?
It looks amazing.
I had to dress up.
I'm coming to see you.
Very tan.
Where did you come from?
I was in Miami for a few days.
This is not New York tan.
I'm pale and I'm Black.
Jacob is the jeweler to the stars, to the 1%.
If you want to just shine bright like diamonds, you go to Jacob.
Oh, hello.
How are you?
This is gorgeous.
Hi how are you?
Erin, nice to meet you.
This is an insane looking store.
Thank you.
I love it.
But why am I here?
To borrow jewelry.
For the party?
Something borrowed, something new, something this, right.
For real? Yes.
Yes.
Thank you.
You can come in here too, Jacob.
I'm not passing up millions worth of diamonds
to wear at my anniversary party.
Thank you, Ubah.
I like it.
I could live here.
Hi.
Hi welcome to Kirna Zabete.
Hello how are you today?
So a dear friend of ours is having
a tenth anniversary party.
It's a huge party.
It's going to be downtown.
I would say it's creative black tie,
but they're very like cool.
Is this lady bothering you, sir?
Is she.
Is she harassing you?
Hi, love bug.
What's shakin, babe?
How are you?
Good.
Kirna Zabete is quintessential New York.
The best fashion.
We have a lot of things going on.
We need to shop.
Everything's on trend.
It's honestly my Disneyland.
I have no idea what I'm wearing.
Do you have a sense of what you're doing?
I think I'm going to go, like, very, like, black tie ish more.
Oh, really?
Yeah like you want to be the bride?
Yeah no.
No then I'll end up running away from the shadow like that.
What I hear.
No, no, not at all.
I have been engaged three times.
None of my engagements worked out because I wasn't ready.
Why not just say no to the proposal?
It's easier to say yes.
You look in their eyes and it's like it's
very difficult to say no.
I know you went on a date like this week, right?
Yes and I left him at a party.
What?
I just got bored and I was like, I'm going to leave.
So I just left.
But was he like, where are you?
Well, I texted him when I got home and I was like, oops,
I left.
I'm ready to settle down, but I can't do this [bleep] anymore.
I'm old, I'm tired.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't want to date anymore.
I don't want to get to know people.
I don't want to be like, am I going to be your parents?
When's the first time we can poop in front of each other?
I don't want to do any of that.
I'm just ready to, like, be married and old.
And then the next day, I was like, sorry I left.
You know, that was.
I should have given you the heads up.
Why should you apologize?
If a guy did that to me he wouldn't
be like there would be a horse's head in his bed the next day.
How do you guys even know each other?
Oh, we met years ago, actually.
In Monaco.
What was it?
Is that Prince Albert?
It was Prince Albert.
We were there.
The environment thing.
And that's we've been best friends ever since.
I mean, your stuff is really.
Thank you.
He saved me.
And I will make sure that you wear something
special for this party.
Thank you.
Oh.
Right.
This is the earrings.
Oh, my God.
Like I'm in love.
I know you're borrowing it, but I feel bad for Abe.
He's going to have to buy it.
I'm obsessed.
They're not expensive.
They're not?
I don't think so.
How much are they?
$224,000.
Oh, nothing.
Nothing, Nothing.
Oh, like a down payment on a house.
I'm loving Ubah right now for bringing me, like,
if anyone else was like, oh, I'm going to take you to get
millions worth of diamonds so that you're dripping
at your anniversary party. Wouldn't believe them.
But it's Ubah.
I have how much here? $220,000.
OK.
224.
And 224.
Wow I already felt like a million bucks,
but now I feel like 2 and 1/2.
Wow Brynn, you said you wanted to do something something
black tie and honey, that is it.
Your body is ridiculous.
Did you read Erin's party invite closely.
Is there a penis on it?
That would be interesting. OK did I get.
Yeah, I got it.
It was just like, a lot of, like, sponsors at the bottom.
Oh.
OK.
I don't recognize any of these brands.
It's like a Coachella poster.
It was, like, brought to you by.
But hell to each their own I mean,
look, they're the ones with the house in The Hamptons, not me.
So am I going to have to pay for bottle service at this party?
You may have to.
Do, you know, a promoter to walk you in?
What is this?
What are we walking into?
I wonder how you been?
Oh, I've been crazy.
Yesterday you were so stressed.
I was not in a good mood.
I was really.
But you showed up.
You were a really good friend.
I felt like if I didn't come, it would leave kind
of send, like, a bad message.
I'd rather be friends with Jessel than be, like,
pissed off by her all the time with all her stupid comments.
I don't need to hold this grudge.
So right now, Jessel and I are good.
I want to have fun with her at my party and move on.
But like, she also made a comment like,
I'm a woman who supports women.
Like insinuating that I don't.
Yeah, but you just, like, don't call them names.
Yeah, you call women names like old hags.
Like, how is the downfall been since cackling hack?
I felt like there was some unresolved, like,
stuff between Erim and I, so I wanted to squash it.
Did you actually apologize for the cackling?
I think because I do think you should, like,
actually apologize for that.
Well, I feel like my apology on Thursday at my event
was an all inclusive apology.
You know what I mean?
Or no, do you think I have to like.
What?
I mean, I literally was like, I'm
sorry for every generalized apology that I gave.
That is.
Oh, it's an is this a buffet?
Is it an all inclusive?
It's all inclusive.
It's not to bring it up again.
I'm not going to bring it up again.
I apologized.
I put a Band-Aid over it.
Maybe things are bubbling under the surface, but at this point,
I'm just moving on.
Life is too short, you know, and she made an effort
and Thank you.
But let me just be clear.
She's had a problem with you.
She's had a problem with Sai, Jenna left her house.
She has a problem with me.
Like yeah, I don't think it's us.
There's a common denominator.
There's definitely a common denominator.