RARR!!
Oh my god!
Travelling when you’re disabled can be a right pain
Why?
I’m here to do something about it
Oh my God, ok
Today we’ve come to Fife in Scotland
or as I call it,
[attempts Scottish accent] ‘Scot-lund’
This is Mission: Accessible
Aw naw, aw my love is like a red, red rose.
One of my strengths in life is accents.
That’s newly sprung in June
I’m very good at doing any person from any place…
As long as they have cerebral palsy
What is...
What’s happening here? What are you saying?
Hi, I’m Harriet. I’m here to be Rosie’s travel companion.
We’re in Scotland having a romantic weekend.
No, I...
But why?
No, I don't know. That's not what I signed up for.
Shall I show you the video?
Okay.
Let’s have a look.
My name’s Charlie, I live just outside London in Kent
I myself have cerebral palsy
Oh, me too!
I’m looking for a romantic getaway, I don’t really know whether that’s your thing
or if you could really help out with that one?
Or if you’ve got much experience of going on romantic getaways?
She doesn't.
Rude.
Or something a little bit different but at the same time being accessible
Rosie, that’s your mission should you choose to accept it.
So obviously we need to replicate every single detail.
Harriet is the only attractive comedian I could think of...
Apart from me.
Harriet, my girlfriend, shall we do this?
Let's do it.
Och-aye!
No. That's got to stop!
Oh naww!
Thank you.
Don't you like my little accent?
No. No, I've got a headache.
Tah-dah!
Oh my God, it's beautiful!
So this is The Rings and it caters for all disabilities.
Let's start our romantic weekend!
No thank you!
Why?
Hi, welcome to The Rings. Lovely to have you here.
Hello, hello!
Ohh!
Is that our bed?
Absolutely not.
Yeah... Are you more the right side or the left?
Here we go. This is where, this is me.
There's roses.
We can sit there, hold hands and look at the view.
[PHONE KEYS DIALLING]
Bobby...
Rosie's taken me here on this romantic weekend
and I didn't think she was taking it seriously
but, I think she's taking it quite seriously.
What do you want me to do?
I don't know what. Just what shall I do?
Just go with the flow Harriet
I didn't think that was going to be the advice you were going to give me...
As my husband!
Harriet.. these things never bother me, just do what you've got to do
Okay. Right.
Oh, wow!
So they all have wet room floors
next door we have a bath that has a seat, that you press the button
and it comes right out and it would lift you in and it’s a spa bath.
Pretty romantic!
Well, yes!
Harriet?
There’s plenty of room in the shower for two!
No thank you.
I'm clean already!
Are you sure?
Yes.
So tonight Charlie wanted to do something unexpected, but romantic.
I’ve booked something that Harriet will really enjoy.
We’re going on a ghost tour!
That's not funny Rosie
If I know Harriet, I know she loves ghosts.
I hate ghosts.
What is romantic about being terrified?
Welcome to St. Andrews.
Thank you! Is the tour accessible?
Yeah, so there’s no stairs. There’s no rough ground.
So it is accessible to those with all sorts of different, you know, disabilities.
Charlie and us will love it.
Well there is a ghost from a monk in the gardens here.
Very persistent and there is poltergeist activity here,
which you’re going to hear a lot about, as you go around St. Andrews.
I hate poltergeists!
Here in fourteen hundred the original entrance…
Oh my God, I’m afraid of the woman in the window!
I'm so sorry, there's a woman in the window!
Hiya!
RARRR!
No! Oh my God. Rosie I swear to God!
Oh this is so great!
There’s a small hole in the right-hand wall.
If you put your finger in the hole, it’s said to bring good luck.
You see people spin round three times and make a wish when they go through there.
I wish I don’t get attacked by a ghost.
I wish Harriet was my girlfriend.
Oh Rosie, that’s so cute.
I feel like I just to have to constantly be checking behind me at all times.
There’s a white lady here, this is her lair just here.
She comes out of that gate walks along here, she’s not very tall.
She’s young, slim, long black hair, long white dress.
When she gets to here she stops, she turns and then she disappears.
So if you put your arm in there, you can shake hands with the white lady.
OK. So any volunteers? No pressure.
We will.
I can't!
Fine!
Is there anything, is your hand stuck?
Well done!
I'm going to cry!
Just don't look!
Just stick in your hand.
[SCREAMS] Oh my God!
So, I hope you’ve enjoyed it
Oh yeah!
Charlie’s girlfriend will be so cross if he brings her on this tour!
Ooooh!
Sleep well tonight, wherever it is.
I don’t know if I can sleep, I’m really scared.
Oh, well I could keep you company?
I’m fine, thank you
Night!
Where are we and how do I escape?
We are at the Scottish Gliding Centre and we are going to fly a glider.
That thing? That’s going to be us?
We’re flying!
Why do you make me do these things?
Because it’s unexpected!
Are you happy? Good. Let's go!
Look! Here it is.
It doesn’t even look real, it looks like a toy
Here you...
Hello!
How are you?
So we’re organising a trip for Charlie, who’s in a wheelchair.
Would he be able to do this?
Well I do!
So will me and Harriet go up together?
No, you need your pilot.
Oh thank God there’s a pilot.
It just wasn’t in my plan this morning, when I woke up
to tumble to my death from a glider.
We’re about to move, we’re about to move, okay...
Golf, uniform we’re out.
Oh my...
This is incredible.
Okay, we’re in the air!
Wow!
Is that the sea? Oh my God.
Before today, if you’d shown me a glider and gone ‘can a disabled person do that?’
Absolutely not. It was truly incredible.
Oh I see, I see the base. Oh my God, okay.
I feel like, emotional.
I will never say this to her face and I hope she never watches this back
but Rosie’s actually done a really good job.
Hello!
Hi Charlie!
Oh we have found the perfect activity for you.
It’s very terrifying!
It sounds about right.
We have been in a glider
Ah, brilliant!
We have created your romantic weekend to the letter.
Sounds like you’ve done really well!
See you later. Bye!
Bye!
To be fair Rosie, you’ve done a great job.
I feel very alive and um... Gotta hand it to you, pretty good.
Great! I mean we did it. We had the most romantic weekend.
No, no, no there wasn’t romance but it was a good weekend.
You did good!
But what happens in Fife, stays in Fife!
No Rosie!
Oh Harriet, come back, come back. I love you!
Sheep are so romantic, look at them.
Sexy!
No?