From would happen if there was no wind to why a cat’s heartbeat is so fast, we answer
some of your most burning questions about life.
· Hey there, my name is Doopie, I'll be reading out the questions and answers and I’m joined
by this cute little marshmallow man... fellow.
* · Hey - er- Wow.
How about that personal space, eh?
What if you didn’t do that?
* - What?
What are you doing there?
Don’t - don’t cook me…
- * - No.
No.
Don’t eat me, Doopie.
Don’t you dare.
- * - Mmm...
chewey.
- I didn’t need to know that.
10 – What would happen if wind suddenly stopped?
- All the birds would fall out of the sky!
Melissa would have to walk to work or get the bus, like a NORMAL PERSON.
And there’s plenty of weirdos on the bus…
- Hey I take the bus to work and I’m fairly normal, thank you very much!
- Oh yeah?
Just look at you!
No feathers.
No horns.
No squishy skin.
You are the oddest… odd person around.
- I...
Oh my God.
You’re right.
I am the weird one here!
- It’s ok, Doopie.
No one here would even think about treating you differently just because of how weird
you look.
- Aww, thanks Dolan.
- *
· For the wind to stop there would have to be no pressure differences in air pressure
around the world.
However, if the wind could stop, there would be no temperature changes: some places would
get very cold and others very hot.
It would only rain near water, so a lot of the planet would dry up, since there is no
wind to transport rain.
9 – Patreon: Chelle Doggo What day do people born on a leap day legally age during a normal
calendar year?
- We call those leap year babies, they don’t celebrate a birthday.
In fact, they don’t even leave the hospital.
Anyone born on the 29th of February stays there, grows up and becomes a doctor or a
surgeon.
They exist only to birth normal babies…
like us.
- Hey!
I was born on a leap year!
- OH HOW VERY CONVENIENT!
That you just…
HAPPEN to have been born on a leap year as I’m talking about it.
Na, I want to see some proof of this, I ain’t taking your word for it, I want a birth certificate
or like… something official.
Like a government thing.
· Most countries do not have laws that state when a ‘leapling’ “legally” ages during
a non-leap years.
In the UK (England, Wales) and also in Hong Kong your legal birthday is March 31.
In New Zealand, for the purpose of your driver’s license, you age on February 28.
· *
8 – Josh Mcknight How many new species are discovered every day?
- None.
We’ve already found everything, now they’re just making stuff up.
Hellbent told me about this “Brontotholosososaurus”.
Tch, deenosores.
Oh yeah sure, they’re real.
- Well Dolan, you’re made of marshmallow.
I don’t know many species like that.
- Quiet, leap year baby.
- * - WHERE DO YOU KEEP GETTING MY FLESH?
· In one year anywhere from 1,500 to 1,800 new species of plant and animal are discovered
so that amounts to about four to five new species everyday.
This hasn’t changed much over the last 250 years, because many of these animals may look
the same to us but turn out to be separate species.
7 – Nonka19 Why is a cat’s heartbeat faster than whales?
- Because cats won’t settle down!
Now – whales?
Calm.
Chill as.
I’ve had one as a pet for years.
- Come on boy, sit!
- * - .... Ahh, he’s just having a rest.
· A cat has a faster heartbeat than a blue whale because the smaller the animal is the
faster the heartbeat will be.
A blue whale is the largest animal and so the blood has much further to travel.
A cat on the other hand is relatively small and so the blood doesn’t take as long to
pump through their system.
- Oh god, Dolan!
*Doopie gags* Why do you keep bringing in that dead whale?
TAKE IT BACK TO THE SEA ALREADY - He just hasn’t had a shower, don’t hurt
his feelings— - IT REEKS LIKE DECOMPOSING CHEESE
- It is an acquired aroma.
6 – Highfivepaw Productions Why is coral an animal?
- Your think this thing is an animal?
Yeah sure... good luck getting this to sit.
It’s just a damn rock.
- * - WHA!?
Did that just happen?
This changes everything…
I need to think about this…
- * - So Dolan, have you made any discoveries?
- Oh Doopie, check this out!
I’ve discovered, I’ve mathematically proven, I’ve objectively determined…
That I don’t care.
- * · Coral is a living species because unlike
plants they don’t produce their own food.
Coral, which is actually made up of hundreds of identical polyps, feed on plankton and
sunlight – some species of coral can actually eat small fish.
5 – Zach Smith What was the first human civilization?
- The very first human civilisation was called “Commentaria”.
It’s said that their language was initiated when they invented the word: “FIRST”.
The place was filled with notification squad gangs and extremely simple language.
It was hell.
- * - “Yo yo yo early squad where u at?!”
- “Me – me I’m early!
Let me think of a joke: the economy, HURR” - “HEY – hey you!
I’ve got a special deal just for you, come inside to learn more!”
- “IN B4 I’M LOST IN THE SEA OF PEOPLE!
REMEMBER ME—!”
· The first human civilisation- - FIRST.
- * - ...was generally considered to be in Mesopotamia.
This was the ancient city built by the Sumerians, in modern day Iraq.
Records of Mesopotamia go back to the beginning of writing around 3000-3500 BC, although the
city was built much earlier.
4 – MnicholasZaky – FromLinggau Who made Borobudur temple?
- The what temple?
The Beebidiboobop temple?
The Shoogidiboogidi temple?
Oh yeah that’s totally not made up!
Oh wait, is that where the brontotholosososaurus is from?
· The Borobudur temple was constructed by Buddhists in the 9th century in what is now
Java, an Island in Indonesia.
Although Indonesia is mostly an Islamic country, it was built by the Sailendra dynasty, which
originated in southern India.
·
3 – Kim Meredith Where did the idea of writing come from /originate?
- The pen was actually invented before writing was even a thing.
Its creator spent many long hours thinking: “What the hell… am I gonna do with this?
What am I supposed to do, with this ink tube?”.
And guys, you’ll never guess what the first written word was…
- * - No.
Oh no, no, noooooooooo— I KNEW IT.
· The idea of writing is thought to have also begun in ancient Mesopotamia, linked
to the rise of the first civilisation.
The writing, called ‘cuneiform’ developed as a practical way to record transactions.
As cities grew they needed a common form of communication to keep accounts, record laws,
and other information.
2 – juleeareigne What is the oldest car?
- Back in the good old days you would ride on top of rolling logs and giant boulders,
as long as they’re going down hills, of course.
You could reach a whopping speed of 2 miles per hour!
Or you’d be crushed.
- That sounds really dangerous.
- Well, when you don’t have cars, and you really need to get home, it’s hard to be
picky.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a meeting to attend.
- * · Frenchman Nicholas-Joseph Cugnot built
the first steam-powered automobile in in 1770.
Although the ‘Benz Patent-Motorwagen’ built by Karl Benz in 1885 was the first vehicle
to use an internal combustion engine and was gasoline powered, so is considered to be the
first car, as we know it.
1 – MlpSapphireheart Why do your teeth turn yellow if you don’t brush them?
- Your teeth turn yellow if you’re bad at cleaning them!
It’s simple!
- If you don’t brush them, you’ll get toothaches and they’ll start to rot.
- Worse!
The rot will spread to your face and it will fall off – your face will FALL OFF!
- * - Yeah and you’ll have to keep it in a bowl!
- Leap year surgeons will have to scoop up your melted face and pour it back onto your
skull!
And stitch it back on with dental floss.
- And even worse!
Your teeth might fall out!
- YEAH!
YEAH!
- … - *
- I should brush my teeth more.
- Yeah me too.
- Your teeth turn yellow because the plaque builds up on the outer part of the tooth called
the enamel, which is naturally white.
Certain foods and drinks will also stain the enamel if you don’t maintain good dental
hygiene and diet.
- * - Hey there guys.
I couldn’t help but overhear you two shouting about clean teeth.
Do you want some whitening done?
- Yes!
Yes definitely!
- Yeah we really need it!
- Alright, coming right up!
- * - That’ll be 50 bucks.
Each.