thou shalt not suffer a witch to live oh my gosh
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forget to turn on notifications so you never miss a video from my channel i'm up to episode four of
firefly and i've been into it since episode zero and the more and more the story progresses the
more and more invested i get into these characters and into the plot so i am excited as usual for
this episode i don't want to dilly dally too much i want to get stuck into it so without further ado
let's get watching it's from the book river okay seriously is this zac efron though is it since
your mother's already ordered you one i guess i should give up the fantasy that this is my house
are you kidding you will repay me by becoming a brilliant doctor
that's the deal oh he kept his promise i love the music in the background as well
it's okay it's not okay you can't just dig into me needles in my eyes and ask me what
i see oh she's having an episode again stupid sentiment [ __ ] dressed me up like a gorman
no holy [ __ ] oh my god she's aggro yo close with the outside don't know what she's saying
there's still no subtitles human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate
vacuuming system see morbid and creepy fine i got no problem she's full of fun facts like that
this is paranoid schizophrenia captain i like the little zoom-ins that the camera's
doing interesting choice of um cinematography and i'm not your go-round babysitter either
gag her if you have to it's a trade to be done i mean i do see the captain's point she does tend
to stand out fancy vessels such as that don't land here unless they got something to sell
if it happens to be something we need
frick i'm starting to think you got a little too much time on your hands doctor i think now
i got a notion regarding that why don't you take your sister for a little walk a walk then they
then they ride off without her might not want to mistake it for a suggestion do it do it we
won't live without you he and i were thinking the same thing you think this would make a nice
gift a gift for whom for whom rich you know she likes style oh for simon oh yeah i forgot about
her little crush inara really is like a big sister to her isn't she you just want to take a bite out
of them all over you know oh my god girl chill chill we're trying something different the river
keep yo chill genuine prairie paradise good god
oh my gosh i feel so bad for her she has really bad taste in things in rich things anyway first
it was her dress a frilly dress and now dishes eat molded protein and be bullied around by our piano
charan of a captain oh that's fine a little bit of a little bit of sass coming from the doctor's way
serenity ain't lisa yes sir what's that i i didn't mean yeah you did you meant everything
you just said well no uh then why'd you say it and if that's what you think of this life
then why are you here and you can't think much of them that choose it can you oh she got offended
and i was like dude you don't [ __ ] up you didn't [ __ ] up dude also your disreputable
men are here disreputable so jane and maybe her husband good morning definitely jane attractive
animals aren't they attractive problem no about a minute from now we'll agree on 25.
oh what was that see my mike jumpy to you i see my might jumpy to you warning officers
he is so on edge what a life man what a life to live always looking over your shoulder anxious
as hell i couldn't do it but he has no choice so go to 25 well we'll be taking a loss but
you seem like clean and virtuous boys done i think he was bluffing about taking a loss
you are both wanted in connection to the illegal killing of rance dirt you are bound by law
to stand down oh no you know i'm starting to find this whole planet very uninviting
it's one thing after another it really is ew what's the occasion river seems to
be belonging here she really likes it look at her oh go rivie oh she's actually very cute when she's
having fun and not bloody thinking about being um chased i'd like to see some paper on that cat
okay it's on red dead redemption style let's get all dead out out boys
dead eye out boys get into your position take cover aim and shoot
very bright outfit our river has definitely not a bad planet
only some parts are bad this is so red dead this is so red dead i freaking love it the subplots
going on as well in the in the background with river it's like a mission for her to have fun
you know because it'll help with her i don't know energy levels oh my gosh the shepherd did he die
oh she can she feel it does she know what's going on dude she's so cool oh my god watch out
river come save them save i might them river
a preacher that's good you lie there and be ironical stretcher ironical is
that a word or is it just ironic you get the cash get the kish i get the trash
oh my gosh i don't think he'll die oh god he ain't breathing oh
is river doing that river's got to be doing that no hold on
hold on is he gonna die where are we going shut up it's the murphy gang they've got simon did you
even read these well of course i did it's one of her silly games you two are always playing
what's with she is trying to tell us something what's with the parents simon this is paranoid
what is with their parents on your way to a major position possibly even the medical elect
you're gonna throw all that away everything you've worked for your whole life the brother simon
seems like the only one in the family that cares it's a very strong brother sister bond
oh are they gonna no they've got her again settlers up in the hills take people sometimes
usually tradesmen and the like and now they got themselves a doctor and we don't well they need
the dog what about simon and river forget them i already lost two people today if i can help
it we've always a third but they need a doctor they need a doctor things seem to go wrong a lot
of words it's gonna be okay they'll find them no i'm afraid not what happened they'll come nope oh
my gosh oh they actually saw them being abandoned no one's coming for you you just keep moving
oh [ __ ] that's so sad well there's green leaf they'd have med help there too far
more than 10 hours they're gonna have to go back it doesn't matter what you want
oh doctor now yeah that's a very good
point
he can he can run right like at night both of them they can escape they just need to find somebody
else to hop on with their ship do your diary today i was pompous and my sister was crazy today we
were kidnapped by a hill folk never to be seen again it was the best day ever jesus he's stoked
that they're gone and he's so oh my god he's so untrustworthy what an absolute dick he's looting
them right now amazing we kept in this long rude how's he doing i cleaned it out wrapped it up best
i could do so sad i don't think he can't die only episode four we left them back there yeah i guess
she doesn't hold grudges darlee he'll show you what's what what's your name simon she just told
she just told her who are you this is river he's got such a regular name and her name is just so
abstract well not abstract but not traditional is there a sickness here nothing is special just
people get sick or injured mysteriously sometimes sometimes you need a doctor i need a doctor
shoot no don't shoot but like shoot as in [ __ ] had an accident this morning crewman got hurt we
need medical help it has to be better than slow he's dying official seal's out of date captain
harbatkin we ain't been through a checkpoint that ain't his name as well we aren't an emergency
facility captain our services aren't available simply to anyone hmm i didn't
identity card why won't they just help him they can see that he's dying do they not have a duty of
care get this man to the infirmary at once oh at least he has good karma i think he'll be okay
she's not quite right is she in the noggin place like this might be good for your sister quiet safe
a place where folks take care of each other um seems like a lovely little community of kidnappers
it's the way of life and my findings that journeys end when and where they want to and that's where
you make your home this isn't our home i actually think they would do well here besides the
kidnapping the other lady is really nice and there is a lot of work to be done it's my whole problem
with picking up tourists ain't never what they claim to be okay chain nobody trusts you either
but at least um jane he doesn't try and hide his shittiness or his dodginess not that simon
or river or shitty or dodgy but you know at first they were very um mysterious river don't don't do
that stain your dress whoa very resourceful you have to eat mm-hmm hodge berries yum i don't know
what they are but they sound really yummy gave up everything you had maybe everything i have
right here a sweet brother you need to eat keep up your strength oh my gosh they're
kind of they're kind of very very close i don't put grapes into my brother's mouth
is it just me does anybody else find that weird or is it just the space culture to be
like that i don't know these are better than the cameras berries they are except they're poison
just joking come on really her sister got killed
her mother got crazy killed the sister jesus that one lived jeez sweetheart you are an angel
no one's been able to get ruby to speak even a peep hmm i don't understand i hear him too if
ruby didn't talk how do you know um uh my sister's very intuitive she's very good at reading people
oh my god what's wrong oh no they shall be among the people oh my god she keeps giving herself
away whisper secrets what is this some kind of prophecy and you will know them by their crafts
oh my god they think she's a witch are they gonna burn her at the stake they'll shalt not suffer
a witch to live oh my gosh oh dude this is so bad i did not know that people hated witches in this
universe as well it seems that even in space witches are hated are you trying to destroy
this family i didn't realize it would be so easy i don't get his parents i won't come for you again
you end up here okay mixed up with something worse jeez what terrible parents
i will not come for you he's doing it for his daughter oh my gosh maybe okay here's
a working theory maybe river is not actually their biological kid and that's why they have
very little regard for her i'm the patron here do you know what that means no yes i'm in charge
ever since the old patron died ah stop stop he was sick and he was getting better dude
stop she just oh he's a witch and we must purge the devil from her with fire oh my gosh oh no i
thought this was a good place not a good place but like a place they could just stay still for
a little while without worrying about the alliance what kind of ident card gets the second reception
incendiary i didn't oh i thought he was just looks like a man of god no they don't men of
god make everyone feel guilty and judged true life would look to be simpler us not carrying infusions
refugees take my life for hers the witch must die god commands it gosh it's it's
oh my god oh people weren't lying when they said it was a space western if she
dies tonight it won't be god's will that killed her he'll be you you're lunacy you're ignorant
she's not a [ __ ] witch she's talented and then they're like he's a warlock bird i'm at the stake
if she dies i die
river digging holes for posts rivers marbles definitely need to be more present time to go
whoa oh of course oh just in time perfect perfect perfect perfect
yes girl is a witch yeah but she's our witch no she's not a witch hey doctor glad you're back
now on the ship he is so two-faced is he a gemini why did you come back for us you're on my crew oh
yeah but you don't even like me you're on my crew oh man why are we still talking about this now
he's a man of very little words and he doesn't care for mushy moments but he's a good man oh
family dinner night how lovely of course jane oh great episode another great episode we got
to see a little bit more of rivers powers i just um look man she is a liability i'm not gonna lie
she's a liability and mal and everybody else being concerned of her ruining their cover is completely
legitimate but also i don't think she can help herself and it's not right for them to just you
know lock her up in a room that's kind of inhumane i do want to talk about something which i don't
know if it's okay to say because when i theorize things wrong or when i take things weirdly i
normally get bashed in the comments but because it is a western and it is like old school westerns
are generally in the 1800s or something like that which is why we saw people wanting to burn poor
river at the stake because they thought she was a witch based on that i'm going to guess or assume
that incest was also not a common thing but it wasn't illegal back then because
river and simon's relationship is a little bit too cozy like it takes me back to cersei and jamie
their closeness you know like i said i would never put like a grape in my brother's mouth that's just
[ __ ] weird like i love my brother but i'm not trying to hand feed him grapes you know what i'm
saying like it's a little bit strange but also it's like space universe these things could be
normal i i don't really know or maybe i'm just looking into it too deeply i don't know but it was
weird for me it was weird i do love simon and i do love rival and i love how much he cares for her
and protects her especially the fact that he was willing to sacrifice his own life because he knew
that they wanted him as their doctor they hadn't had a doctor for a very very long time and so the
fact that he was willing to sacrifice his own life for his sister when the parents would not even
think to do that was a really beautiful moment speaking of their parents i have this theory
that is based on the fact that his parents care more about simon than they do about river which
makes me wonder or at least be suspicious as to whether they're even her real parents and i say
this because river has powers and simon doesn't have powers river is a bruner and simon is kind of
like a golden blonde kind of guy but then at the same time his parents have different coloured hair
and it's kind of a mix so i don't know it's just a working theory it's what i'm thinking so far but
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