Excuse me.
You're not dancing on the tables.
You're not your mother.
Certainly hope not.
That is pure chaos.
I love it. Where are we going?
I'm going to do the tree real quick.
OK OK, let's go.
Come on.
I just need one good shot.
It's actually going better than I thought.
It actually is going way better than.
Hey, come.
I love this black salmon.
Oh, really?
It's salmon.
Yeah that's so weird and creepy.
I love it.
This hot dog is so good, though.
So how did this become really sour?
They put it in brine with a lot of garlic.
Yeah these are my favorite.
Which one are yours?
Same one.
Did you try ginger ale with this?
Really? it's good.
Yeah I drink this in a champagne glass
and pretend it's champagne.
There you go.
Hey, Bruce, look at all of these wonderful gifts.
It's like Christmas.
Wait, so out of breath.
So obviously, Emma, I know, like, you're just joining us,
but like, when you get these gifts, nothing is free.
I actually majored in biology.
I wanted to be a pediatrician, but I always loved fashion.
So I started my first internship at Alberta Ferretti.
I love myself some Jimmy Choo love.
Look at these.
I did that internship and then after that I was like, HMM,
I'm going to work for myself.
So no, no.
Oh, my god, are you kidding?
Are you kidding me?
This is a bodega run.
Got it?
Yeah I'm going to be in the bodega with this.
I learned how to code, so I got my own website
and I started blogging.
And I started with just my daughter.
And I was like, I'm going to do children's fashion
and kind of got into the space with mommy and me.
Nine months later, BuzzFeed did an article and it went viral.
And that's kind of like how I got to where I am.
Oh my god, it's monogrammed with my name on it.
What's a Versace robe?
This is the most extra thing I've ever seen in my life.
I am extra.
Excuse me.
Do you know my name?
Let me turn around and show you what's my name.
Over the years, obviously it evolved.
I have an accountant, I have an attorney,
I have a brand manager, I have an editor.
So we showcase how to get the most
out of your complexion routine using
four core Bobbi Brown products.
I have people who pull looks all the time
to help me put things together.
I pay everyone on payroll.
I offer in health insurance.
There are certain things that I don't
think people realize, like this is very much so a real job.
As you can see, I've taken a dent to this.
But let's start out by using this.
Brands usually come to me because they already
are familiar with my content.
In exchange, you do deliverables.
These can be anything from reels to Instagram photos
to TikToks to full on YouTube videos.
And then I'm like, so this weekend all I need to do
is voice correct, static and story.
And what are the stories you can do either your love story date
night.
So I'm getting dressed for date night
or this is what I'm wearing.
I'm wearing lingerie for date night, basically.
Yeah how you spin it into an outfit, basically.
But I am spinning it into the outfit.
It's not just like, hey, I'm a ho.
I mean, is that your date night?
I'm going to be a ho tonight.
Here's the teaser.
Yeah, here's my tits.
I'm wearing Victoria's Secret swipe up.
Don't forget to swipe up.
Can I do americano extra shot?
And then do you have oat milk?
Yes OK.
Awesome Thank you.
Hi Hi.
How are you?
Good, how are you?
Good Thanks for coming downtown.
Oh, my God.
I don't usually look this like, done up.
I had an event.
Wow Jessel and I are not in a place where, like, we're
going for coffee, so clearly she wants
to talk to me about something.
I ordered a coffee. I'm sorry.
I'm so tired. Oh, it's fine.
I'm going to order one. OK, good.
Maybe Jessel realized that she was annoying AF
in the Hamptons, and she's coming
to me to say sorry for being such a pain
in the ass at your house.
Hopefully you look great.
Thank you.
Are you coming on Thursday, by the way?
Yeah, you are.
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah good.
Yeah, I'm, like, trying to, like,
get everything organized right now.
It's like.
So are you having it, like, catered and stuff?
Yeah, it's americano, right?
Yeah, americano with an extra shot and oatmilk.
Oh, it's my cocktail.
Can I have a cappuccino?
Sure regular milk?
Yeah Thank you.
You're welcome.
Have you ever been here?
This is like my local spot.
Gorgeous I come all the time.
A couple of my friends are moving to Tribeca.
I know.
This neighborhood's, like, really up and coming.
It's It's there.
Is it there?
Oh, Yeah.
I mean, I feel like it still needs, like, the.
The restaurant.
I mean, you know, is it there?
I feel like there's still a lot of potential.
Potential? it's like the most expensive zip code.
Not that I'm saying that for me, it's just
like that's it's already there.
I am at a loss for words.
As a real estate person, this is the most
ridiculous comment I've ever heard in my entire life
as a New Yorker.
That just doesn't go like that doesn't connect for me.
What this tells me is that absolutely
nothing about New York city, and you just got here yesterday.
Anyway, how is Friendsgiving for you?
I thought it was nice.
I did an amazing job.
She did a great job.
I wanted to, like, grab a coffee with you
because I felt like, yeah, I didn't
understand what this was about.
Look, I walked in and I sort of came up to you, and I was.
I didn't know about your grandmother.
First of all, I'm so sorry.
Wow how are you? How was.
A Memorial.
I was sad.
I didn't know.
So that's really unfortunate.
I hope that today went well, though.
Yeah, it was fine.
Sigh just felt like you were not your usual one self.
I wanted to make sure everything was good, you know?
I mean, yeah, everything's fine.
I, to be honest with you, feel like we're
just very different people.
Like, I don't really understand the way sometimes you are.
It almost makes me uncomfortable.