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ALI STROKER: Hello, can we get some lights on?
(lights flick on)
Hey. Welcome to "One Killer Question."
I'm Ali Stroker.
Oh, Melissa Rivers and Ricky Dillon.
-Hello. -Hello!
-ALI: Thanks for being here. -Of course.
If you were stuck in a blackout in The Arconia,
who would be your ultimate blackout buddy?
-I'm going to go first. -Go for it.
-Lucy. -(gasps)
-Good pick. -MELISSA: Five different dads,
lots of stories, lots to discuss.
And like, why was Charles your favorite?
What were these other knuckleheads like?
I'd just let her talk. I would just ask questions,
and then I feel like I would learn some,
like, new words and phrases
that I would then use completely wrong in day-to-day life.
RICKY DILLON:You could play hide and seek in the passageways.
MELISSA RIVERS: You could but then I would get lost.
I have no sense of direction and I'm clumsy.
So that would be all-- you would just hear:
Boom! Ow!
Okay, Ricky, how about you?
I thought long and hard about this,
and my answer is Oliver, for a couple of reasons.
One, I have a dog named Oliver, and I love him very much.
So anybody named Oliver, I just gravitate towards.
-Yeah. -I like to listen to someone talk.
- But how long would you want to listen
before you would stop him and say,
could you ask a question about me?
RICKY:I don't like to talk about myself that much.
Really? So where are you from?
(laughing)
So, I can't help myself.
I would want to hang with Lester.
Yeah.
-Really? -ALI: Yeah, our doorman.
Because here's the thing about New York doormen:
-They see everything. -That's true.
All the gossip at The Arconia.
But you're so right, New York doormen know everything,
and I think you could get him to talk.
And he'd be a great hide-and-seek partner with all those keys.
Absolutely. And I also feel like he has information
about what's going on and what happened with Bunny.
-I want the tea. -I want to know-- I want to know who's,
you know, sneaking someone in and out of the building,
any of that kind of thing.
Like, I want to know everyone's dirty laundry.
-Totally. -But Nina would be the most prepared.
-RICKY: Yeah. -MELISSA: You would have snacks,
water, like, you know that she has like a whole blackout kit.
-100%. -But then you have to listen
-to the baby crying. -Right.
And I feel like Ursula has all the gut milk.
-Ugh. -(laughs)
And then, of course, Oliver has the dips.
-The dips. -The dips.
That sort of feels like dips remind me of a party.
You are so sweet and kind.
I'm like, okay, who am I not going to kill?
(laughing)
Okay, you're in The Arconia,
the power's out, where would you go?
-(laughs) The courtyard! -(laughing)
I would be curious about the roof,
because we all know New York City with all of its lights on.
So to go up onto the roof and look at New York
with no lights, I think would be kind of cool.
-You'd see stars for once. -For once! Seriously!
Except then, I would be scared
I would like, make-- because I'm clumsy.
That I would like accidentally walk off the roof.
-RICKY: And fall off the roof. -MELISSA: Yeah.
I just if I wake up,
I have to go see what's going on.
If I have a nightmare and I hear something,
I can't just be in the dark, so--
Have either of you ever been in a real blackout?
-Define real blackout. -You don't mean at 4 AM
-in West Hollywood -(laughing) I love it.
Now, if there was a killer on the loose,
who would you want to protect you?
-Ooh. -That's a good one. Oh, Mabel.
-RICKY: I was thinking Mabel. -Mabel.
-Mabel's bad-ass. -Yeah.
She knows how to defend herself.
MELISSA: Yeah, definitely, Mabel.
And she can turn a knitting needle into,
well, a lethal weapon.
So I would feel-- feel better about that.
But Nina could, like, kill someone verbally.
Like, she can lacerate you that way.
-Then have her baby cry your ears out. -Yes.
-(baby crying) -ALI: Definitely.
I feel like also, Charles, when push comes to shove,
he would protect, he would do something,
-even if it was by mistake. -He would at least, like block your body.
I can see that like the fatherly figure, you know?
Oliver would run.
RICKY: Oliver would run and be funny while he was running.
And throw you in front of him.
Yeah.
100%.
Well, I'll be honest. If I was in blackout,
I would love to hang with the two of you.
-MELISSA: Collective... -ALL: Aww.
MELISSA: You could sing to us.
♪ Oh God ♪
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