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Jimmy, how did you get a copy of
"Death Trap 4: The Reaper Returns" on such short notice?
It's already streaming on Netflix.
Those guys are taking over the world.
In a good way.
Welcome to Netflix.
Last year, we approved sixteen original shows and movies.
and this year, it is our goal to make that number 1087.
It's playing what I think may be your personal voice memos.
What?
Note to self: Get oil changed.
Check Netflix for that movie with Greg Kinnear. Plays a ghost.
No, an angel.
and something called "Human Centipede"
No, I think I might be losing my memory.
According to Netflix, last night, I watched
half the "Taken"s,
and all the "Insidious"ssses
All of them!
Hey, after dinner, you wanna watch something?
Like what?
I don't know. Something on Netflix?
What the (f) is Netflix?
We like everything instant here, you know?
Instant gratification. Instant streaming on Netflix.
What's Netflix?
(laughs)
Hi, my internet went out right in the middle of watching "Beethoven" on Netflix.
I need to know if that dog gets put to sleep or not!
Oh, the slobbery dog? It is most funny.
No, no, no, no! Please don't ruin it!
I shared my body with that woman,
and my Netflix password.
They recommended "Stella Got Her Groove Back" because of her.
Yeah, so i was thinking maybe we could Netflix and grill?
I think it's "Netflix and chill"
Oh..good cause I don't have a grill.
So, let's Netflix and chill, kids.
Mom, do you know what that means?
I do not.
Do you and Troy still actively use Jeff's Netflix account
without his permission? - Wait, what?
You logged in at our place and never logged out. So we use it.
Is that why my review of "The Grey" is constantly changing?
Yes, stop giving it 4 stars.
I love my life here.
I love Ben and our experiments.
And we just got Netflix, so I have "Skins",
that old show where British kids have (s) and take (d).
It's spectacular.
Honey, your punishment is six weeks, no Netflix.
Six weeks? - Mhm.
You're gonna take away Netflix, mom?
This is so unfair!
What are we gonna do without Netflix?
My daughter did call.
There you go.
She wanted my Netflix password.
My birthday didn't come up and my password IS my birthday.
Try and relax. - Alright?
Read a book. Watch some Netflix.
What's a Netflix?
You know what just came in today on the Netflix?
"Cast Away". Tom Hanks.
It's like "Forrest Gump", but on an island.
Honey, you are gonna love it.
An FBI psychic pig found you,
but, being on this case is how i met your mother.
Which, by the way, is the name of a terrific television program you missed
but can now binge watch on Netflix.
Boy, I envy you.
Dad!
Hayley, you were elected family gun shield
at the last family meeting.
You're also in charge of the Netflix queue.
Just know this:
I never don't want to have "Kindergarten Cop".
What could possibly be worth a billion dollars?
It's simple, really. I mean, are you familiar with
Web-based aggregate upstream power grid manipulation?
Uh, I have Netflix.
I'll make you chili every night. I'll provide for you.
I have a new business idea.
It's like Netflix, but you go to a store
and you pick out your video from a limited selection.
It'd be like five years ago.
Just need you to confirm or deny some of the recent charges.
Okay. Thank you.
$20 to Netflix?
Yep.
$20 to Blockbuster online?
Both?
I needed all 11 discs of "Gossip Girl" at the same time.
I'm sure. Where were you last night?
I stayed in and ordered Netflix.
"Beerfest"
Just an American classic. - Right.
Oh, honey. That's four nights in a row.
Stupid recurring dreams.
Why can't brains come up with something new?
That's why they're losing viewers to Netflix.
I can't wait to walk in and tell my boss to shove it.
It's gonna be all "Jerry Maguire" mixed in with a little "Norma Rae"
Oh, yeah. Someone stole a Netflix password.
One recent, stormy night,
Chad and I watched "Panic Room" on Netflix.
and Chad was like, "you should totally make one of those."
Jodie Foster's was small and gross.
So I decided to have the whole house turned into a panic room.
You steal all of our pens.
You... Oh!
You use our Netflix so much
that all our suggestions are aimed at you.
I don't wanna watch "Broadchurch", Kenneth.
(high pitch voice): Well, you gotta give it a chance.
It gets really good after the seventh episode.
You wanna go home and see what's on Netflix?
I don't know what that is but sure.
I would make myself at home in the Eh-2-Zed backroom.
Where I learned to speak English and do voices.
By watching every single thing on Netflix.
"I'll be. I'll be back."
Fingerprints. FBI.
I checked his Facebook page.
and his Netflix queue. I mean, the guy was waiting for "Marley and Me".
I stopped trying to run into her at the gym.
I'm over her.
What did she watch on Netflix last night?
"White Chicks"
Hold on a second.
Meeting strangers in her basement..
while she has an alibi.
This is gonna end up on Netflix.
..and we weren't even watching TV.
We were watching Netflix like the kids do.
Yeah, is it a comedy? Is it a drama? Nobody knows.
She got a heat stroke and fell into the hedges.
While you watched "Tango & Cash" on Netflix.
Yes, while I watched "Tango & Cash" on Netflix.
It's just that--
If it's "Splash", I put it on your Netflix list.
No, no, no, it's not that--
"Splash"?!
I just wanted to see it again! - Why would you--
Our sleep cycles are in sync.
We communicate with our eyebrows.
and she knows my Netflix password-- Jeff's Netflix password.
(D) it. I'm changing that.
I changed it - To what?
Nice try.
Got your Netflix.
Oh, "Jack Ryan" and "Jack Reacher"
Tonight's gonna be a total (J-O).
You know,
All this time, I thought I wasn't in the right place. But, I was.
That's "Snow Dogs".
(D) it.
I gotta stop binging on Netflix.
No one has any DVDs anymore?
Everyone's just streaming everything.
Good for you, Netflix, you won!
Cass, you okay?
I'm mostly confused.
I'm not sure how orange correlates with black in a way that's new.
Step away from the Netflix.
Hm.
Orange looks better on the women on that Netflix show.
The suspension leaves me with a lot of free time on my hands.
Have you heard of this show, "Lost"?
What's in that hatch?
Wait, don't tell me. Netflix.
Not a good time to film a commercial.
Don't worry, we'll take these cameras
and we'll make a Netflix documentary.
They will buy anything!
This Netflix, it sounds expensive.
Haha, you'd think so, but it's not, Gina.
and best of all, you get 5 unique user profiles.
or I could just give you my password for fr--