>>> WELCOME TO ANOTHER INSTALLMENT OF "NEW YORK NOW."
>> THE SHOW WHERE WE FILL YOU IN ON WHAT'S HAPPENING AROUND THE
CITY. I'M SARA HORS.
>> AND I'M JEN JEN BINKS. IT'S NO SECRET THAT WHEN IT
COMES TO CHRISTMAS, NEW YORKERS KNOW HOW TO CELEBRATE.
>> THAT'S RIGHT. AND OUR OWN NATE RIVERS HAS A
SPECIAL REPORT ON A VERY UNIQUE NATIVITY PAGEANT THAT'S BRINGING
THE LAUGHS TO LONG ISLANDERS. >> TAKE IT AWAY, NATE.
>> THANKS, LADIES. TONIGHT I'M ON THE SET OF SILENT
NIGHT. HILARIOUS NIGHT.
A CHRISTMAS NATIVITY PAGEANT WITH A BROAD COMEDIC TAKE ON THE
BIRTH OF CHRIST. LET'S TAKE A QUICK LOOK AT SOME
HILARIOUS HIGHLIGHTS. >> WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
>> I WAS JUST LOOKING AT THE BALL FROM THE INN KEEPER.
>> I BETTER GET OUT OF HERE. I'M GONNA RIDE HOME IN MY
LAMBORGHINI. BAAA.
>> WHAT DID THE WISE MEN BRING? >> WELL, THEY BROUGHT
FRANKINCENSE, MYRRH AND PEANUT BRITTLE.
WHOA! >> I'M HERE NOW WITH THE SHOW'S
CREATORS, PENNY, RONNIE AND MARY KAY.
>> HELLO. >> HI.
>> WELCOME >> YOUR SHOW HAS BEEN GETTING A
LOT OF BUZZ. >> OH, WE KNOW.
WE'RE BLESSED! >> WE'RE SOLD OUT ALMOST EVERY
NIGHT. >> TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PAGEANT
AND WHAT MAKES IT SO SPECIAL. >> WE TOOK THE STORY OF CHRIST
AND JUST BLEW IT OUT. >> WE KEPT THE BASIC PLOT AND
THEN WE JUST ADDED TONS OF JOKES.
>> TONS. >> SO MANY JOKES.
>> SOUNDS HILARIOUS. >> YOU ACT AS WELL?
>> WE HAD TO. THERE WERE KIDS BUT THEY'RE NOT
HALF AS FUNNY. THAT'S THE WHOLE SHOW.
>> YOU HAVE TO GET THE LAUGH. >> I PLAY MARY.
>> I PLAY JOSEPH. AND I'M ALWAYS SAYING "MY WIFE"
LIKE IN THE "BORAT" MOVIE. >> WE BORROW JOKES THAT WE LIKE.
>> AND MY CHARACTER IS JUST LIKE THEIR NOSY NEIGHBOR, YOU KNOW,
ALWAYS LOOKING OUT MY WINDOW GOING, "WHAT ARE THEY UP TO?"
>> WHICH IS ALREADY FUNNY BECAUSE -- HEH.
THE WHOLE IDEA OF A NEIGHBOR AT CHRIST'S BIRTH.
>> WOW. YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE FUNNIER
THAN THE KIDS? >> RIGHT.
THEY WEREN'T FUNNY. >> THERE WAS THIS ONE PART WHERE
SHE'S JUST GIVEN BIRTH TO JESUS AND, I LOOK OVER AND, I
SAY, "MARY, HIGH-FIVE, WE DID IT!"
>> AND I'M LIKE, "WE?" I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW HOW "WE"
ACCOMPLISHED ANY OF THIS. >> AND THEN I SAY DON'T MAKE ME
HORNY, BABY WHICH IS FROM THE AUSTIN POWERS FILM.
>> AND I LOOK AT THE DONKEY AND I SAY, "TALK ABOUT A JACKASS,
RIGHT?" AND THOSE ARE THE KIND OF JOKES
THAT THE KIDS ENJOY BUT JUST CAN'T EXECUTE.
>> OH, THIS IS GOOD, COME HERE. MY HUSBAND ISAAC PLAYS THE THREE
WISE MEN. LOOK AT HIM.
DO A LITTLE OF YOUR SONG. >> HI.
IT'S US. THE THREE WISE MEN!
WE BROUGHT GIFTS. ENJOY THIS.
[ "CAN'T TOUCH THIS" ] ♪ THREE WISE MEN ♪
♪ DA, DA, DA ♪ ♪ THREE WISE MEN ♪
>> IS THAT GREAT OR IS THAT GREAT?
>> NOT ONLY CAN A CHILD NOT PERFORM THE ADULT HUMOR BUT THEY
COULDN'T PHYSICALLY CARRY THE PUPPETS.
>> WHAT, ROBIN? >> DO YOU HAVE TIME TO TALK TO
ME LATER? >> NO.
I'M DOING MY PAGEANT THING RIGHT NOW.
ALL DAY. >> I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT
SEX AND DRUGS. >> NOT RIGHT NOW.
>> YOU'RE LETTING ME DOWN. >> KIDS.
THIS IS WHY THEY CAN'T BE A PART OF WHAT WE'RE DOING HERE.
>> THEY CAN'T SEE BIGGER THAN THEM.
>> WOW. THAT'S SO MUCH.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT THROUGH THIS INTERVIEW WITH A STRAIGHT
FACE. IF YOU'RE IN THE LONG ISLAND
AREA, BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THE FUNNIEST BIRTH OF JESUS YOU'RE
LIKELY TO EVER SEE. FOR NEW YORK NOW, I'M NATE
RIVERS. >> MY WIFE!
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