JAMES: ALL RIGHT. NEXT UP WE TYPED INTO GOOGLE
"WHY DO WOMEN." AND TWO OF THESE ARE REAL.
WHY DO WOMEN WEAR BRAS? WHY DO WOMEN MESS UP MY NETFLIX
SUGGESTIONS? WHY DO WOMEN NOT JUST LAY EGGS?
WHY DO WOMEN MOAN? WHY DO WOMEN THINK THEY'RE ALL
THAT AND A BAG OF CHIPS. WHAT DO YOU THINK?
MATTHEW: I THINK IT'S BRAS AND MOANING.
THOMAS: I THINK IT'S BRAS AND LAY EGGS.
THAT'S A GREAT SCIENTIFIC QUESTION.
WOMEN HAVE EGGS. MATTHEW: IT SUGGESTS WOMEN ARE
ONLY GOOD FOR THAT. THOMAS: BETTER THAN FACES NORTH.
AUBREY: I WISH I LAID ACTUAL EGGS.
IF I COULD LAY AN EGG, I WOULD BE SO HAPPY.
MATTHEW: ME TOO. JAMES: YOU THINK IT'S BRAS AN
MOANS. I CAN TELL YOU GUYS ARE GOING
HOME WITH A LOT OF MONEY. YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, WEAR
BRAS AN MOAN. YOU WANT ONE MORE?
ONE MORE? THOMAS: NOW WE DON'T KNOW THE
ANSWER TO MOAN. WE SHOULD DO THE ANSWER VERSION
AFTERWARDS. MATTHEW: I WILL TELL YOU WHY
THEY MOAN. THOMAS: IN MY EXPERIENCE, THEY
DON'T. JAMES: SO ONE MORE NOW.
THIS ONE IS CLESS TO HOME FOR YOU GUYS.
OK. SO AGAIN TWO OF THESE ARE REAL.
WE TYPED IN HOW DO ACTORS IS WHAT WE TYPED IN.
AND TWO OF THESE ARE REAL. HOW DO ACTORS ACT?
HOW DO ACTORS NOT GET BONERS? HOW DO ACTORS KISS WITHOUT
GETTING MARRIED? [LAUGHTER]
HOW DO ACTORS PRETEND TO BE BASEBALL PLAYERS AND GET AWAY
IT? HOW DO ACTORS CRY?
AND THEN HOW DO ACTORS GET BONERS IS THE OTHER ONE?
THOMAS: WOW. WOW.
MATTHEW: I DON'T WANT TO BE SEXUAL IN NATURE BUT I THIS IT'S
ACT AND CRY. WE WOULD CRY BY THINKING OF
SOMETHING THAT MADE US VERY SAD AND WE WOULD REMEMBER THAT AND
IT WOULD MAKE US CRY. THOMAS: OR YOU LOOK A LIGHT FOR
A LONG TIME. JAMES: HOLD YOUR EYES LIKE THIS.
AUBREY: OR YOU CAN BECOME YOUR CHARACTER.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] THOMAS: FOR AWARD-WINNING INDY
MOVIES. MATTHEW: THANK YOU, SIR LAWRENCE
OLIVIER. JOILS TELL ME --
JAMES: TELL ME ABOUT ACTING. AUBREY: IT'S JUST A JOURNEY OF
-- MATTHEW: DISCOVERY?
AUBREY: YEAH. JAMES: THE HAIR FLICK PROMISED
FOR THAN THAT. AUBREY: YEAH, WELL, LOWER YOUR
EXPECTATIONS, AMERICA. JAMES: VERY SMALL AMOUNT OF
AMERICANS. THOMAS: I THINK FOR SURE IT'S
NOT GREAT BONERS. MATTHEW: THAT'S NOT WHAT IT IS.
THOMAS: YES, IT IS. I THINK IT'S BONERS SH NOT GET
BONERS AND BASEBALL BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE THE BASEBALL HAS AN
EDGE TO IT LIKE AN AGENDA LIKE SCREW YOU GUYS.
JAMES: AUBREY, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
AUBREY: I WOULD GO WITH MAYBE NOT GET BONERS AND I WOULD GO
WITH CRY TOO. JAMES: MATTHEW, YOU'RE GOING
WITH? MATTHEW: I'M GOING WITH ACT AND
CRY. JAMES: I CAN TELL YOU THE
CORRECT ANSWER THE MOST SEARCHED WITH HOW DO ACTORS IS NOT GET
BONERS AND CRY. [APPLAUSE]
SO THERE WE GO. THAT WAS "GUESS GOOGLE."