- (React) You guys are picked today
to be in the first ever Reaction Games.
Three competitions, one winner,
all based off of reacting to crap from the internet.
Pick a headband color. Ah!
- Woah, woah! - Ah! (laughs)
- (React) Clip one, commence.
- Yeah!
- Let's go! - Let's try it
- (gasps) Ooh, I love these. - Ooh, oh my God!
- Wait, Sour Patch?
- Wait, that's a Sour Patch Kid.
- What's going on with Sour Patches?
- I literally just want Sour Patch Kids now.
- I don't think I've had a Sour Patch, dude. (laughs)
- I don't know which one of you to be more mad at!
- (React) Guys, what did you just watch?
- Sour Patches.
- (React) Did you guys know
that they have a crazy followed TikTok account
with over 1.5 million followers?
But also that they are inspiration behind this game!
Close your eyes!
- What? - Oh.
- (React) Star wipe!
- Ooh! - Huh?
- Ah. - Huh?
- (React) Welcome to How Much? How Many? Sour Patch Kids edition.
In front of you is a big old jar of sour patch kids.
And then there's some extra little bowls,
'cause we had extras! - Ooh, I will take one!
- Heck yeah dude. - Go for it.
- Why? - Oh!
- You know you got your own?
- (React) I'm gonna ask you a bunch of questions
about that there jar.
Question one! - Ooh.
- (React) How many poor, unfortunate, Sour Patch Kids
have we stuffed inside that glass prison?
- Mmm.
- Gotta do some math real, ope!
- One, two, three, four, five. (laughs)
- I'm acting like I'm doing anything. I don't really know.
- When it doubt, luck.
- I don't like this game anymore. (laughs)
- Pfft!
- Oh my God, I feel like my number's gonna be so dumb
compared to yours! (laughs)
- (React) Brian, what did you write?
- I wrote one... - Oh my God!
- 1,847.
- (Jack) I'm gonna be stupid. - Oh my God, I look so dumb!
(both laugh)
Can I add a one? - No.
- (React) Izzy, what did you write? - There's no way.
- (React) 938. - (Brian) Okay!
- You were worried? - Yeah!
- Wait til you... - What the [censored] did you write?
What did you write? (laughs)
- (React) 224! (group laughs)
- Wow, these numbers don't add up.
- No!
- (React) It's 846.
- No! - Oh!
- Ooh.
- (React) That is one point for Izzy!
- (Brian) Dang it, alright.
- (React) Question two, what is the best Sour Patch Kid flavor?
What are your guys' favorites?
- I'm Blue Raspberry for the win, all the time.
- I mean, honestly, Blue Razz.
- (Jack) Yeah.
- Um, as I'm learning about these Sour Patches,
I would say the Blue Raspberry.
Honestly, I only had two flavors so far.
- (React) What is your answer?
- My answer is Blue Razz. - (React) Blue Razz!
Izzy? - Blue Rasp!
- (React) Blue Rasp!
- I thought that, and then I said what would everybody else really say?
Cherry. - (React) Dun dun dun!
- Aww!
- You're not wrong, those are the two.
- (React) Jack, you thought too hard, Blue Raspberry is it!
- Woo! - Let's go!
- (React) Question three.
If we were to stack those Sour Patch Kids spoon style,
butt to crotch, you know what I'm saying?
How many would it take to be the same height
as Fast X star Vin Diesel?
- (Vin) Family.
- I'm sorry, how tall is Vin Diesel? He gives me like...
- Like 5'9" - (React) How tall do you think he is?
- 5'11"? Oh, wow! (laughs)
That's an inch. Four is an inch.
This is like about the size of my toe.
One inch is four. Four.
♪ (tense music) ♪
- My answer is 260. - Oh!
- (React) 260 Sour Patch Kids stacked butt to crotch.
Izzy! - Ugh!
- I'm not good at numbers. (laughs)
- I'm really bad at these! (laughs)
Ooh, 500! - (React) 500!
- Oh! - (React) Oh?
- Oh no, oh no no no no.
- I don't even wanna flip my board over!
This is so bad! (laughs)
- Oh no! (laughs)
Hey, hold on.
The last time you thought you were gonna be embarrassed,
you were way closer. - No, no, no, no, no!
This is, can I change my answer?
- (React) No, Jack, what is your answer?
- 70. (group laughs)
I think I missed a step of the math.
- (laughs) You sure did!
- (React) Vin Diesel, according to the Internet Movie Database,
is 5 foot 11 inches tall.
- Oh my God, did I not say 5'11"?
- (React) You did, but that's not how you get a point!
361 of them equate to one Dom.
- Aww! - (React) Brian gets the point!
- Let's go! - Nice!
- (React) Question four.
What were Sour Patch Kids originally called
back in 1970 when they debuted?
A, Gooey Goblins, B, Mars Men, C, Sugar Runners, D, Fun Kids,
or E, Mouth Daddies.
- I mean, I'm kinda here for the mouth daddies.
- (Brian) Do they taste like a mouth daddy?
- (React) Brian, what did you put?
- B, Mars Men. - (React) B!
- I want it to be E, but B. - (React) B!
- I feel confident, Mars Runners. - (React) Mars Runners.
The answer is B!
- Woo! - Let's go!
- Wow, wow, we're good. - Yeah, that was great.
- Wow. - Oh yeah.
- (React) Now we are gonna do this together.
We're gonna decide if you wanna give Jack the point.
- Oh.
- (React) B is Mars Men. Jack put Mars Runners.
(Izzy laughs)
- You didn't even pick a letter. No.
- (React) Which is a combination between B and C.
I'm gonna leave it to you two, his competitors.
- Mm-hmm. - (Jack) Sympathy, y'all.
- (React) Do we give Jack the point?
- Do some charity work, please. - No, because you messed up twice.
(laughs)
- Like, are y'all intimidated? (laughs) Because I'm gonna do worse!
(group laughs)
- (React) Final answer, does Jack get the point?
- Do I get it? - No!
- (React) No points for Jack! - Oh!
(whispers) Oh my God.
- (React) Question five. - You all are dead to me.
- (React) How many Sour Patch Kids standing on top of each other,
head to toe, would it take to stretch from Earth to Jupiter,
when Jupiter is closest to our planet?
- Oh, you stop that right now. - What in the absolute...
- Great, more math. - Inch.
(Jack laughs) - Oh no, don't do that.
Don't start there. - Inch. (laughs)
- Think about how many Vin Diesels...
- Oh no! (group laughs)
- And then multiply that by a lot.
- (laughs) We're judging by Vin Diesels.
- (React) What did you put, Brian?
- 38 trillion. - (React) 38 trillion.
- Ooh, damn I...
- (Vin) Family. - Up!
Can I change my answer? - No!
- 50 billy.
- (React) 50 billy, okay, it's a big number.
- And again, why do they think that I know this for some reason?
- I don't know!
- Is it too low? (laughs) - Look at, what is it?
I mean, going down the line. - I'm playing Price Is Right.
- (React) The answer is 23,253,120,000,000 Sour Patch Kids!
Brian gets the point! - Let's go!
- (Jack) Well deserved.
- (React) Post Sour Patch Quiz, Brian, you got four points,
Izzy, three, Jack, zero.
- Let's go!
- I got three?
- (React) But there's more! - What, what, no, come on!
- This is where I win, bonus round.
- (React) Pull off that sign from the front of the table.
- What? - What?
- What the...
- I didn't know there was a sign there.
- What in the heck is, what? - Ugh.
What?
I didn't see. - No, no, no, no, no, no!
- And I never eat candy, and I did!
- No, no, no!
- Are you [censored] kidding me? I ate the whole thing almost!
- (Brian) Minus one point per kid eaten?
- (Izzy) Don't eat... - (Jack) You eat.
♪ (ominous music) ♪ (candy squishing)
- Dude, that's messed up. Watch Jack win.
- I'm here for it. - So you know how many
are in each one of these bowls?
- (React) Each one of those bowls started with 20 Sour Patch Kids.
- (Jack) Oh, I'm excited.
- No, no! (laughs)
- Did you not see me gnawing on those things?
- (Jack) I'm like try a new flavor!
- (React) How many are left in your bowls?
- I have 11. - (React) Minus nine for Izzy!
- 14. - (React) Minus six for Brian.
- You have 14? - (Brian) Yeah.
- How, I have 14, damn! - (React) Minus six for Jack!
- Well she just ate another one. - I just ate another one.
- (React) You ate another one!? (group laughs)
- I already lost! - It's worth it at this point.
- (React) The re-tabulated scores are...
- No way, no way.
- (React) In last place, Izzy. (group laughs)
Negative seven!
Jack, in second place with negative six!
- Yes!
- (React) And Brian in first place with negative two points!
- Let's go! Bang!
- (Jack) At least you get to eat.
- (React) The scores for the actual Reaction Games,
Brian, you get two more points, Jack, you get one more point,
and Izzy, I'm sorry, you get zero more points.
- Oof. - (React) Star wipe!
Alright, welcome to Round Two!
♪ (tense music) ♪
- (Jack) It's giving Fast and Furious.
- It is, it is. - (Brian) That's because it is.
- Oh! (laughs) I was like what?
- Oh, this is the new one. - Oh yeah.
- I might get canceled for this, but I've never seen
any of the movies of Fast and Furious.
- I love Fast and Furious.
- I do like the compilations of Devon Aoki, which is Suki,
'cause she's so hot. - I like that.
- But that's about all I've seen of Fast and Furious, thank you.
- I'm mad that this one wasn't called Fast10 Your Seat Belt.
♪ (rimshot echoes) ♪
- (React) What game do you think we could be playing,
based off of that clip?
- Oh, interesting. - Fast and the Furious.
- Oh my God! I'm a great driver.
(group laughs)
- In video games, or in life? - Oh...
- Ugh.
(group laughs)
- (React) Star wipe!
Alright, welcome to Game Two!
Fast X-treme Stunt School, or Thelma and Flew-ese.
- I'm going home.
- (React) Alright, here's the game!
We are going to be launching these super cool cars
down this ramp, down the stairs, and onto that landing zone
that is filled with a bunch of points.
Your points will be if a car or a piece of a car,
or our Vin Diesel. - (Vin) Family.
- Is that... (laughs)
- (React) Brian, you're up first, because the tea leaves said so!
- Here we go!
- (React) Three, two, one! - Alright, and...
- (React) Oh! - (Izzy) He wrecked it, oh, honey!
- (Brian) Oh, oh, no! (laughs) - (laughs) You got one!
- I got the two. That counts!
- That was not a two, that's like point.
- (Brian) No, the hand's there!
- (React) You got one point for the car,
we've got two points for the mirror,
and we've got two points for Vin. - (Izzy) Two points!?
- Let's go!
- (React) That's a a five point throw. - Oh my God!
- (Jack) Pity points, pity points. - I'm starting off so well!
- (group) Three, two, one! (engine revs)
- Ooh! - (Brian) Oh, oh, oh, cake flip!
- Is that zero? - No!
- That is not on it!
Oh, look at Barbie! Her coochie's out!
- She said! - (Brian) Vin Diesel!
- (React) Three points! - (both) What!?
- (React) Any part of the car touches the thing!
(babbles) You got the points!
- Okay, final throw, eight points in.
Strategy? More points.
- (React) Final throw! - (group) Three, two, one!
- (Izzy) I don't know, you know, Brian.
- (Brian) Oh!
- Ah! - Hah, oh, oh!
(group laughs)
- Barbie is an icon.
- (React) For your final throw. - Just the one.
- (React) Not just the one. - (Brian) What?
- (React) Because Vin Diesel's glasses landed on the two!
- (Izzy) No! - Oh, let's go!
- (Izzy) This bitch! (both laugh)
- Come on! 11 points, come on!
Starting off that high? This is game over.
- (React) Izzy's up!
- Alright, I think, I have a vision, okay.
- What's your vision?
- Just throw it as hard as I can.
- (React) Three! - (group) Two, one!
- Ugh!
- Oh God! - Oh!
(both laugh)
- Are you kidding me? I got no points?
- (Jack) I believe in you! - I got all gray!
- Congratulations doing the worst!
- After we said all that about Brian, this is what you do?
- (React) You're the only one that landed the stunt,
so you get a bonus point.
- Oh! - That's true!
- Hey, one is one!
- (group) Three, two, one! (Izzy screams)
- (Brian) Oh! - (Izzy) Get in there!
- Oh! - Oh, oh, oh, oh!
- (Jack) Wait. - That counts for two.
The shoe! - The shoe!
- (Brian) The shoe! - Let's go, Barbie!
Let's go, Barbie!
- (React) Yeah, we've got three points for the shoe,
and we've got another three points for the car.
That's six points!
(logo thumping)
- You're already more than halfway to my score.
I don't like this. - That's great!
- Okay. - You're gonna choke.
- No, shut up! - What?
- Shut up!
I'm saying, my butt is so clinched! (both laugh)
- (group) Two, one!
- Oh, oh, oh, oh! - Alright, roll.
- Oh, oh, oh lord! - Alright, roll, oh, oh!
- (Izzy) Get it, Barbie! - (Jack) Oh!
- That's it? Just one?
- (Jack) Look at her waving. - Look at her waving at us!
She's just like hey! I made it!
- I should've sent it further!
- (React) You get one point plus a landed stunt bonus point,
for two points! - Ah!
- (Jack) Ooh. - (Brian) Two points.
- It's okay, it's okay. - I got nine.
- Strategy is chuck it and see what happens.
- (group) Two, one!
- (Brian) Oh!
- Oh shh... - Oh, okay!
- (Izzy) Okay, two. - Okay, okay, hand and foot.
So there's one, that doesn't count as two points.
That's one point. - (Jack) That has to count.
- (Izzy) That's one.
- (React) So that's officially two points!
- (Izzy) Yeah, yes! - Yes!
- Two points is better than she did!
- I'll take two, it's a warm up, yeah!
- (group) Two, one!
- (Brian) Oh!
- Ah!
- Why did you close your eyes? You're like...
- I'm like, nope!
- That was the part that terrified me!
- That was embarrassing, okay, this is really bad.
- (Izzy) Well, you got a one.
- We got one point for the entire car.
- And this is on camera, great.
Okay, so Brian has 11, Izzy has nine.
I have three.
We thought this was gonna go better.
Let's just explode this car and win this one.
- (group) Three, two, one!
- (Brian) Woah!
Oh, oh, oh, oh! (Izzy screams)
- (Izzy) Okay, so one. - (Brian) One,
he got two in the three, so that's six.
- Landed the car.
- (Brian) And you landed! - (Jack) Yep!
- Oh my God, so nine!
- (React) Jack wins! - What the hell?
- Yes! - No!
- I was just trying to scare you!
I was like I have to act bad for a second, okay?
- Oh my God!
- ♪ You're welcome, have fun ♪
- The luck won!
- (React) Here are your final scores!
Izzy with nine, Brian with 11,
and Jack with 12!
- 12! - Dang it!
- Tomato, tomato.
- (React) Which means Jack, you get two Reaction Points.
- (whispers) Two! - (React) Brian, you get one,
and Izzy gets zero. - Wow, thanks.
- (React) Star wipe!
Welcome to Game Three.
We do not have a clip to react to,
instead, I want you to react to this guy!
- Hey! - No way!
- Aww snap! - It is Noah D. Grossman!
- Yeah! - Aw snap!
- (Brian) Hi! - Hey.
- How's it going? - Hi. (laughs)
- Dig the outfit. - (Noah) Oh, thank you.
- What's happening? - What's happening?
- There is a lot going...
- It's a collaboration, it's a Noah Grossman, Joe Bereta collab
going on right here.
- Ooh, okay, okay. - Got it, it is,
it's giving patterns.
- What are we competing with you against?
- I don't know. - (React) Bye Noah!
- Oh bye! - Oh bye, wait, what?
Why are you leaving? - Huh, what, alright, it's been real!
Help? (laughs) - Why is he leaving?
- (React) Alright, each of you had about 20 seconds
to really take in Noah, and remember everything about him,
and now I'm gonna give you 60 seconds to draw Noah
with your non-dominant hand, blindfolded.
How we feeling?
- Terrible. - I hate you.
- Wow, I'm glad I paid attention! - I'm not, what?
I'm not an observer, I'm always like eh?
- (React) Welcome to the game What Do Ya Noah?
You saw Noah, you know the rules.
Are you ready!? - Yeah.
- (React) Three, two, one, draw!
- (Brian) Oh God.
This is awful. - (Jack) I feel nothing.
- Am I even, where's my thing?
- I don't even know what color this is.
- (Brian) Oh God, oh God.
- (Jack) This is embarrassing.
- Where does the head go? I don't...
- Oh no. - Uh, I got nothing else.
I'm gonna call it. - (Izzy) Mine is in the right...
- (React) Crayons down, hands up! (buzzer)
- (Jack) Oh shit.
- (React) Guys, how do you feel?
- (Jack) Oh, okay.
- (React) On a scale from 1 to 10,
how well do you think you did?
- Uh, six.
- (React) Oh! - Woah!
- Wow, pretty high! - A six?
I like it!
I would give mine a seven. - (React) Oh!
- She just wanted to one up me!
- Wow!
Dare I'm gonna say a nine!
- (React) Woah! - Wow!
- I'm not even joking on this one!
- Okay, Vin Diesel, sit down.
- (Vin) Family. - Okay!
- (React) The judge, Noah Grossman is gonna come in
and judge your drawings, it's gonna be up to Noah
to choose three, two, one. Star wipe!
Welcome to the judging of your masterpieces!
Judge Noah!
- That's what you were wearing?
- (laughs) Yeah.
This ridiculous outfit. - (Izzy) Oh, I'm screwed!
- Alright, y'all, I'm gonna be judging your drawings
based on, I don't know, if it looks like me,
if it's a nice interpretation, if I like the colors.
You know, who really cares? We're gonna see what it feels like.
Also, quick reminder, points are doubled this round.
It makes the competition kinda fresh, right?
- (React) Ooh. - Come on!
Alright, we're gonna start with Brian.
- (whispers) Yes! (Brian sighs)
- One at a time, here we go. - Why?
This is what I came up with.
- Oof, rough. - (Noah) Woah!
- First off... - Woah!
I kinda like that! - What!?
- It's like the invisible man, like, it's just the clothes.
- It was the colors, for me, that really kinda stood out,
and also that you were wearing both a button up
and also a sweater right under it. - Yeah, okay, you got that.
You know what Brian? I really like this.
I'm not gonna let you know any sort of score or judging.
I wanna see everyone's painting.
Okay, Izzy, let's see it.
- Alright, this is my masterpiece.
- Oh. (laughs) - Wow!
- (Izzy) Wow as in good? - Wow!
- Wows, yes?
- (Noah) Tell me about the inspiration.
- Uh, green hair, but it's like kinda blue.
- Okay. - You know what I mean?
- And you have eyes. - I do have eyes, that's true.
- Yeah, did Brian give you eyes? No, he did not.
- Um, um, first of all. - Ooh.
- I don't think he did.
I think I nailed it.
- (Noah) I was just wondering, are those clouds?
- Yes.
- Okay, I like the clouds. - Thank you.
- Jack, let's see yours. - (whispers) Okay.
- (Izzy) Oh!
- (Jack) So, I think I got the silhouette down.
- (Noah) Uh-huh. - Wow, that's...
- It's really good figure. - (Brian) He's very tall.
- You have green hair, obviously,
I felt like you had yellow shoes on, I think you changed your shoes.
- Yeah, that's what happened. (Brian laughs)
- This hand got a little big,
and then some squigglies in the middle, I think I saw.
- Starting off, you said this hand, as if there was a second hand.
I only see one big hand.
- Um, when you walked in, I only saw one, so.
- Oh, you're right.
That's a fair point. - (Izzy) It was your fault, Noah.
- It was POV, so yeah.
- This is a close competition, I will say.
I feel all three are within the same range of skill.
In third place, Jack.
- Oh! - Oh!
- Oh, I thought you sold it, dude!
- I'm devastated.
- I thought he was first!
- You know, I like the effort, but that's a third place.
It's close, but second place goes to Brian!
(Izzy screams) - Oh no!
- Oh yeah! - What!?
- (Jack) Rigged, rigged!
- What are you talking about?
The colors! - I love the interpretation,
the colors are fun, it feels like modern art,
but where am I? It's just the clothes, you know?
It was better than Jack's in my opinion.
- Oh! - Don't say that again.
- Never mind, you know what? That works.
- Which means in first place is Izzy.
- (Brian) Oh my God! - (Noah) I really liked it!
- Thanks! - (React) Yeah!
- There's a lot of color!
I liked that you were able to color in the lines.
I know that you guys were blindfolded, non-dominant hand,
but what won it over for me was that you attempted to do
green and blue hair,
as my hair's faded, it's kind of changed colors.
And also, the clouds are nice.
Alright, so that means that Jack, you get zero Reaction Points.
- (React) Oof.
- Brian, you're getting two Reaction Points.
And Izzy, walking away with four Reaction Points.
And that means, star wipe.
- (React) The final results are in!
And in third place, with three points, we have Jack!
- Yeah, Jack, Jack, Jack!
- It's been a journey, everybody.
- (React) Huh, how's it feel?
- It kinda feels good, not gonna lie.
- (React) Yeah!
(group laughs)
- I'd take any place at this point.
I started off strong, and I instantly got worse.
- (React) There you go. - (Izzy) Yeah.
- (React) But starting off weak and getting better,
in second place, we've got Izzy with four points!
- No!
No!
- (React) Which means the winner of this Reaction Games
with five big Reaction Points is Brian!
(air horns blaring) - Let's go!
First of all... - Don't stand, ugh!
- Speech, speech, speech!
- I just wanna thank these two lovely shorter people than me.
Joe for, you know, bringing us all together,
knowing that I would win anyway.
You two for fighting as hard as you could,
knowing you wouldn't measure up.
Thank you!
- Yeah, you can back that up. (Brian screams)