Don't look like you tried too much.
And the easy way to do that is not wear pants from Gabby.
1010 guys, are we ready to rip and tear it?
I heard that it's America's birthday.
Ready to go, guys.
Oh, man, this is heavy.
This is heavy.
We made it.
Are we here?
I feel like we earned.
Yeah, we earn a couple of drinks.
Apparently, this thing leaks.
Chris, come over here immediately.
It's leaking.
Still got it.
He's still got it.
That's good.
Sam, Darling, do you want to help me up?
I just can't reach my back.
I'm going to send a man back.
You get my whole body up, but I just need my back.
Ridiculous I'm just saying.
I won't complain.
Just keep going.
I can't.
I can't reach down there.
What are your friends coming to?
Why are you worried about who's coming so much?
Huh? your friend is hot.
Oh, Yeah.
Your friend is hot.
Gabby high dress.
Dress Gabby you know what he is?
I'm glad you guys think he's up.
I thought he was hot.
Anyone want to play ladder ball?
Yes my boobs look better.
I don't know.
I never minded it when they were like watermelons.
The most comfortable boobs I ever like.
Here's her. Almost too perky.
I just got a tingle.
Stop it.
I'll go cool off.
No, I got it. I think.
Grandma, grandma.
Grandma oh, you shot your shot.
You missed and you missed again.
Yeah you're going to need to root for me.
Oh, Yeah.
We're trying to say, team, there is a very different energy
that I have with Chris versus what I
have with guys I make out with.
It was just like, hey, what's up?
Like, you don't fist bump a guy you're trying to.
I love your marriage on you, Amanda.
No, you just like my life now that I
didn't have to plan a wedding. And I'm telling you, I like it.
I like what I say. I do, too.
I have two children now, and they're very hairy.
They look cute, though.
Do they look at you while they poop?
Oh, look of shame.
I'm like, it's OK. You're OK.
Do you want to hear something crazy?
Craig has never admitted to me when he's pooped
and he's also never farted in front of me.
I don't have that first thing and I kind of like it
because they feel like, hey, but you're in your 1L year.
I've been a girlfriend for three days
and I don't even have that respect.
It's good.
Finally, some testosterone here, man.
What's up, man?
Good to see you again.
Let's welcome you guys to the group.
Sorry to interrupt really quick.
Just so I don't have to make a million introductions.
Do you guys know?
Dress we know you.
Hi literally.
You yay!
Were you doing that to go pee?
Yeah oh, OK.
Just to get some cold water.
Don't be so pretty.
You're so pretty, babe.
I mean, clearly there's a conversation that needs
to be had with me and Lindsay.
I don't think she understands.
Like, the way I view friendship is, like, so sacred
because I am, like, the most guarded
person you'll ever meet.
I don't trust people.
And I feel like I trust to crawl.
Oh, you're cold.
And what?
You're salty.
How can you talk to me?
Hi can you come with me for a minute?
I don't know what to do, and I don't know what the right way
to go to big sitter.
You look so natural on the beach.
Kyle isn't me sitting.
I just don't know what to do.
And I feel like, personally, I don't
necessarily feel like I should be the one
to pretend any conversation.
Well, have you talked to Karl at all?
I haven't.