- This dog is coming home with me.
- (squealing)
- DO IT! (shocked laughter)
♪ (upbeat intro) ♪
- (FBE) Welcome, all, to the fourth FBE "try not to touch" challenge.
- (both) Oh!
- Okay, explain some of this over here.
- (man) I'm Kyle. - (woman) And I'm Mary.
- (Kyle) And we are your hosts for this afternoon.
Today's show will feature some of the finest canines
in FBE history.
- This is the hardest thing in the world for me!
- As in dogs?
- (Kyle) Let's review the rules.
To win this challenge, you cannot touch or physically interact
with any animal in any way.
- (Mary) For every pup you do deem worthy of petting,
you'll have to complete a canine-related punishment
at the end of our program. - (Kyle) Uh-oh!
- No way!
What, do we have to eat dog food or something?
- (Kyle) Of course, these aren't just your average
canine companions, are they, Mary?
- (Mary) No, Kyle! They are not.
Each and every dog in this competition is a "pawsplayer".
- I don't know what-- oh, wait!
I know what that is. Oh, wow!
- I don't know what that means. - I love it!
I got it. It's a stupid pun.
- (Kyle) Would you like to explain "pawsplay" to our audience members
who might not know what it is. I know what it is,
but they might not know what it is, you know?
- (Mary) It's dogs dressed up in costumes, Kyle!
- Oh, no!
That's so much cuter!
The costumes and the dogs is the most--
it's gonna be very upsetting.
- I want to see some superhero action. That would be good.
- Yeah!
- I just want to meet Wonder Woman. - Oh!
- There has to be a Wonder Woman dog. - I hope so.
- I know! Or Batman.
- I pet ugly dogs, so... it's gonna be hard.
- There's no such thing as an ugly dog.
The ugly dogs are still cute.
- (Kyle) First on the stage is the incomparable Wonder Woofman!
(corny laugh) Like "Wonder Woman." I got it, Mary!
- Oh, my god! Stop it.
- God. - I'm just gonna pet it.
I'm gonna pet it. - Diana!
What are you doing here? (buzzer)
- Get this picture. - (Ashly) What a good girl!
- (Mary) So what do you think? Can you avoid petting--
Awww! - (giggling)
- She flew!
- (giggling) Awww. Maybe she needs to be itched.
- Just a little bit. - (cooing)
- YAY! - Awww.
- She's cute. (buzzer)
- Hi! - What's up, doggie?
- Oh, I want to pet him so bad! This is so hard.
- You might as well. - Hi!
- Okay, we both lost. You can go to Jordan.
- Yeah. Oh, hi! - (Labib) Hello.
- Hi, what a cutie! (buzzer)
- I'm just gonna have a Reiki moment...
- I closed my eyes.
- ...around little Wonder Woman.
I'm gonna freak! Oh, my god!
I can't take it.
- This dog is coming home with me in case anyone was wondering.
- (Rna) So soft! - We're gonna go save the world!
- (both laughing) (buzzer)
- (Mary) Next to the stage, we have the frightening Freddy Kruegrrr.
- (Kyle) Uh-oh!
- (Mary) Who is often seen being taken for long walks
down Elm Street. - (Kyle laughs)
- His feet! His feet!
- Can you sit? Nope.
- He's like, nah, I want that hat on.
- (Daniel) You're so cute though!
(normally) It's so easy to put on and off.
Domo? Domo? (buzzer)
- Oh, my-- oh! - It kind of was on his face.
Oh, my goodness, bro!
- Oh, don't fall, baby. (buzzer)
- I just want to scratch his butt!
Hello!
- (Jair) Domo's in his kill mode right now.
- He's not feeling it. - He's like, no, no thank you.
They got me in this costume. (buzzer)
- Don't look at me. Don't look at me.
Stop looking at me. (gasping)
- (Kendelle) Oh, my god. - (Trudi) Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
He's not terrifying at all.
I know. Go ahead, Kendelle. You can do it.
Hi, baby! Look at him!
(buzzer)
- Is it better now that you're not wearing the hat?
Is that better? - There we go.
I got him to sit. - Oh, my god!
- His little face. Yeah, we're not good at this.
- I'm really gonna try not to touch this one.
It's so hard.
They're very tantalizing.
- (Kyle) Today's third competitor is from a galaxy "fur, fur away."
Meet Chewbarka!
- (laughing) - Oh, my god!
You're so pretty! - Hello!
(buzzer)
- Oh, my god! It is!
Hi! Look at this beauty! - (both cooing)
(buzzer)
- Oh, dude! - (Mary) Can you resist?
- No!
- (overlapping speech)
- Aaah! Oh, I touched him. Whatever.
(buzzer)
- We got the same hair!
His butt's in my face. I can't not touch him.
- Come here! (speaking baby-talk)
(buzzer)
- It's very method. - (gasping)
- Oh, my god.
Don't let me look at its eyes. (buzzer)
- He's got a little hood! - Oh, my god.
It's weird having fur on the fur. That's really strange.
- It's a good day when you get to pet dogs.
- I have to go to work after this and I don't care.
- We've lost every single one so far.
It's crazy. - Yeah.
Should we try it next time?
- (Mary) Fourth in today's competition is The Little Furmaid.
- (Jordan) Oh, my god! Hi! Let me see your face.
Awww, hi! - ♪ Under the sea ♪
(buzzer)
- You guys! This is ridiculous!
- Oh, she's a-- - (cooing)
Awww! (buzzer)
- Hello! - Beautiful!
She just wants to be where the people are.
- She's like, no, where's my person?
(buzzer)
- (Mary) Do you want to help her put her wig back own?
- I do but I'm not gonna do it. - I'm gonna do it.
- Oh! (buzzer)
- Ariel, just sit. It's okay. - Oh, my god.
- It's okay. - Oh, my god.
Don't even look at me. (gasping)
- ♪ Up where they walk ♪ - Stop!
I don't know. Oh, she's so scared.
- (Kyle) Fifth to the stage, this pooch will go
to infinity and beyond for more than just a treat.
Meet Fuzz Lightyear!
- Oh, wow! I'm already--
- (Trudi) Oh, my god. Hi! Hi! (buzzer)
- Oh, my-- - He looks like a human.
- (Mary) What are you--? No! No!
- Good boy. Good boy. - I'm not gonna do it.
(buzzer)
- Is he part chow? - Oh, my god!
Hi, bud! (buzzer)
- Hi! - Hello. Hello.
- Oh, my god. The hat. (gasping)
The ears are through the-- oh, my god.
- (shrieking) - Let's go!
Oh, I'm trying not to touch. I'm trying not to touch.
- Hi! Oh, my god. (speaking baby-talk)
(shrieking) (buzzer)
- Oh. Oh. Buzz is bitchslapping you.
- There's a select few dogs that I absolutely just break for.
One of my old friends has a golden doodle named Wally,
and I would break for him. He's really cute.
- Golden doodles are cute.
- (Mary) Finally, we have the hero you deserve
and the hero you need right now: The Bark Knight,
Dogtham City's finest!
- (Kyle) "Dogtham" is like "Gotham," but with a "Dog" in it.
- (Mary) It sure is, Kyle. - (Kyle) Fantastic.
- Yes! - Oh, my god!
- I knew it was Batman themed as soon as she said that.
Hello! - She's Batman.
Hi, Mika! Hi, Batman!
- You're okay. You're okay.
- Hi! (buzzer)
- You're so cute! (giggling) Oh, my god!
- (Mary) Oh, Ashly, he wants your pets.
- Okay, I can't not pet you. You're so cute!
I'm about to cry. Oh, my gosh.
You'e so big and fluffy. (buzzer)
- Hi! Oh, no.
That's the part. (gasping) (buzzer)
- (speaking baby-talk) Yes, you do.
Oh, my gosh. I can't not.
(buzzer)
- (Mary) This is The Bark Knight. - The Bark Knight!
- We don't even try not to touch. We just go straight at it.
- This is just amazing. (buzzer)
- Best challenge ever. - I want to pet them all now.
- (Mary) Well, Kyle, we don't have any winners today.
Are you surprised? - (Kyle) I'm very surprised.
I thought they were all going to win because this is
such a fun day!
- Oh, my god. Who could win this?
- I forgot there was a reward. - What kind of cold-hearted snake
would win this competition?
- (FBE) Well, if you would have won, this is what you would have gotten,
but you didn't!
We have a lovely plate of human cookies
decorated to look like dog biscuits.
- We're gonna have to eat an actual dog biscuit, aren't we?
- Dang, those look actually really good.
- They look really good but I feel like I gained more
enjoyment from petting the dogs.
- I'm watching my carbs anyway. Thank you!
- (Kyle) For every pupper you petted, you'll get a spray
in the face and a smack on the nose.
Uh-oh. - What?!
- Whoa, kind of punishment is this? - WHAT?!
- How's your makeup looking today? - (laughing) Oh, I gotta put on more!
- Hey, me too.
- I'm gonna mist you. - I'm gonna give you a little--
- We're gonna Urban Decay it. Oof, okay.
- Okay! Well, this makes me think twice about
how I train my dogs from now on.
Ready? - Yeah.
- Come here, bad girl. - (feigned sobbing)
- One... (giggling)
- Ready? - Yeah.
(shrieking)
- Here we go. - Oh, okay.
- (giggling) Five, let's do it. - One, two, three, four, five.
- Ooh! Ooh, it's like it's raining.
- Look-- - (giggling)
- Fine. I'm fine. I deserve it. I deserve it.
(laughing) - Shh! Shh!
- (giggling) Yeah, I deserved that. - Stop talking.
(giggling)
- Close your eyes. Are you ready?
- Yeah. - Oh, my god!
- (giggling) I'm being strategic.
- Get me in the face! I got you in the face.
- It's okay, I've got strong shoulders.
- (giggling)
- One, two-- - Oh, the head? Okay.
- Ready? Bad dog!
And... I want to make sure I don't hit the--
- I don't know if mine's on stream or spray.
- Oh, don't! Just-- - Uh...
- DO IT! (giggling) It's definitely steam.
- (whimpering) That was my ear!
- (Mary) And then give her a smack.
- Uh... oh! (giggling) - You got me in the eye.
See, I treat dogs how I want to be treated,
and I don't like getting squirted in the face.
- Yeah, I feel bad for the ones that didn't get
a little rub on the belly. - Uh-huh!
- You know what I'm saying? - Wonder Woofman.
- Wonder Woofman. We kind of abused her.
- Yeah.
- She can take it. She's from the Amazon.
Whatever. She doesn't care.
- Thanks for watching us try not to touch pawsplayers
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