*highfive* Top of the morning to you ladies, my name is jacksepticeye and welcome to "Breach and Clean".
We're not kicking in doors and blowing people up.
or trying to disarm everybody. We're just gonna kicking in doors and we're just gonna clean the rooms.
I think this is a thing, where you're in a hotel, and you have to go in and clean the rooms.
So, I can go in and throw the trash in the cartrash, mop up stains, replace dirty towels, replace toilet rolls, flush the--
So this speaks to me, as a person who actually has a degree in hotel and leisure management
literally, what I graduated college with. Hotel and leisure management
This speaks to me, cause this is stuff I actually had to learn when I was doing that shit.
I had to go in, I had a class, on learning to clean a hotel room, in the proper order.
It was the most boring shit ever.
Wait, how do I actually start the game, there we go
niceness! How do I push this? Oh god..Oh man
It's locked... I have no idea what I'm doing
Why is there dynamite?!
Ok, can I go in here?
I don't- Oh god the fucking mouse sensitivity
Open the doors!
Do I actually have t.. oh the radio is making the music, that's why
The.I..I..I don't know what I do.. Okay, I have toilet roll,
I don't need toilet roll!
(door knob sounds)
Can we go to another floor?
Ah..shit, what kind of elevator is this?
Do..ah...how do I open the doors?
Do I dynamite the doors?
I dynamite the doors?!
(EXPLOSION)
Oh....
"BREACH and clean"
That makes a shit ton of sense
There we go, clean those stains, mop up all the stains,
Am I mopping? Maybe I need more water.
Water? Water, I need to clean the brush
Oh Yes.
Can you mop thi... There we go
Thank you, ok..don't need the mop anymore.
That's awesome, like a fucking ninja!
Ok the game keeps freezing every now and then
That's fine, I don't care
Uh...this go into the trash? Nice.
Nice. Anymore rubbish around?
Are we good? Toilet rolls, clean towels
C'mon I have t...ok, clean towels, I need clean towels, where do these go?
Spidushki! Nice, I got the new towel It's..it...
(Laughs)
This is fucking weird... ok green towels means clean ok..green means clean, is that it?
Is that this room done?
Yaaaaay! Ok, moving on to the next one.
CHARLIE CHARLIE ECHO NINE!! BREACH AND CLEAN, GO!!
(Explosion)
EVERYONE IN THE ROOM! GO GO GO GO!
Rubbish, rubbish, pick up the rubbish.
I like how it has the ear-ringing sound effect.
This room's done already?! Oh-
Strojp glazing promler.
Presj of the plong whe. I have no idea what you're saying, Gerard Way, Mikey Way?
Who cares. AAAH FUCK!!! AAH!!!
Did i just get flashbanged?
Ahh, ok.
Breach and Clean.
I'm not getting paid enough for this shit man.
Pick up all all the cans.
WOOW WOOOW WOOOOHS
The sound effects are fucking awsome.
Nice, what else is needed? Mop, mop!
C'mon man, i cant be slowing down!
I've gotta be faster about this shit.
Mop, mop, mop, mop , mop, mop.
Aaaah, I learned how to break the game.
You just pick up the mop and put it down again and then you're able to clean all you want.
NICE!!
Am I... Am I done? Toilet roll, Toilet roll, I need a new toilet roll!
What was that sound?
Wa...Was that the sound of death coming for me? I have no idea. toilet roll!
GIVE ME THE TOILET ROLL!
Thank fucking christ. give it to me!
Here we go.
I have a timer nocking down
It's done!
It's not done, i need towels.
Fucking telling me the room is clean.
It are not the cleaness.
It are not the nicers.
there we go.
I'm even better at this job then the game is telling me.
EVERYONE BACK!
Humpoquae. Wait is that it?
Oooh, we go to another floor.
Aaah, awsome!
Cool! Ok.
Breach and Clean, Breach and Clean!! Everybody out!
NICE!!
Ok, any rubish on the ground? Aaah my ears are ringing.
Aaah, my ears are ringing and stinging.
Towels first, get the towels first.
There is no point moping the floor first
cus you're gonna be coming in and out with your little trotters and making it all dirty again.
Fuck sake, don't you know anything about logic and cleaning hotel rooms?
Aaah god I lost my towel!
there you are. C'mon little buddy, we need to...
Hugh!
It's not done.
You keep telling me these rooms are done.
Knock, knock! House keeping!
I come in anyway?
I come in anyway.
Okay, I need to get this towel 'cause I'm on the way out anyway.
I AM THE BEST-
Legend speaks of the person
who works in the hotel
down Memory block lane.
[Ding] Why are telling me these rooms are done when they're not?
Who cares?!
If you're gonna tell me they're done
I don't need to clean anymore then.
Fucking fun dabie dowzie
LEGEND SPEAKS OF THE MAN WHO CAN CLEAN-
The room's done already?
Sorry! (laughs)
They're just inside and they're like:
"Ah, a nice book-" (explosion) "DAH! AH MY EARS"
Did you just say the room is done as well?
Did I rea- Di- Did I really just finish that?
(laughs)
I didn't do ANYTHING!
Okay
(german accent) Anybody in zhere?
Hello?
Housekeeping!
I knocked, I'm comin' in.
If you're naked then there's nothing I can do about it except watch.
Did I get it?
Ding ding!
I didn't get it
That's not enough!
I need a towel
Gimme the towel!
Fuck, it's like a pit stop,
you ho- people do the Formula one cars,
and they take off the wheel super fast.
Wait...
(Waiting...)
Housekeeping!
I come in anyway!
People- they- they show like- doing- taking off the wheels and everything
suuper fucking fast!
That's what I'm doing right now. Watch this.
(sings) Oh, clean up, clean up~
Everybody, everywhere~ Clean up, clean up~
(suddenly stops) CLEAN UP THE STAIN!
Are you serious? That was a big ass stain!
That was almost like someone painted the ground.
They painted the ground green.
Are you guys jizzing all over the place?!
Was that dong dong?
Oh god, I have actually time to do this.
Luckily for you, I AM THE FASTEST IN ALL THE LAND at changing towels and toilet rolls.
Okay- shit
Watch me go.
Now watch me do.
Nice!
Oh! (realises something) Ohhh,
others are acceptable, this is perfect...
That's why it was telling me they were done already!
They weren't actually done, it was just acceptable and I could move on.
*another pained noise* I keep forgetting...
'Kay, uh- rubbish, rubbish
Nice!
It's a lot like viscera clean-up detail.
That game is awesome, as well.
Okay, towel...
Get off the towel rack!
I want a heated towel rack like that.
I remember being places before that had heated towel racks
The hair dressers where I got my hair greened, they have stuff like that.
I want one.
You put the towel on and it dries itself
well it doesn't dry itself, the thingy dries it.
Mop it up.
MOP IT UP!
[knock knock]
(accent) "Hou-keeping."
"Okay, I come in."
What the -- who vomited in here?!
oh but it's more like chairs and shit back in the right places
Ohh
Do I have to put like chairs and shit back in the right places?
No, you're just making an obstacle course for me now.
Ye bastards! I am not getting paid enough for this shit
K, that's acceptable, but what's perfect?
(man in bathtub speaks gibberish)
[Jack repeats gibberish]
Shut the fuck up, blue-face!
Oh God and getting out and getting out and getting out and getting I'm sorry
Oh gawd I'm gettin' out, I'm gettin' out
I'm gettin' out, I'm gettin' out, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry
I'm sorry!
Do you want some dynamite?
you want some dynamite
I heard the people love that. It's good in vitamin... D!
VITAMIN DEATH!
(boom)
Aaagh!! [laughs]
ok ok everybody down
Okay, okay. EVERYBODY DOWN!
Ma'am, DOWN TO THE GROUND, DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Ok, sorry, just cleaning up your room.
[woman in room speaking gibberish]
(Jack repeats gibberish)
I'm changing your towels.
HOW are you gonna get out of the fucking toilet?
what did I just do?
How are you gonna get out of the toilet, and wipe your arse, with a dirty towel?
- [woman keeps complaining] - Ok... ok, SHUT UP!
My job is more important than your privacy, and
personal opinion
[Woman speaking gibberish]
[Jack mimicking gibberish] "Ah sham grady grazy flaunts"
I don't - I don't speaka dat language but I'm pretty sure you called me a
fluffy little bunny rabbit. And I'm okay with that.
Last floor!
Are we done?
Ye -- ohh. I can't leave because motherf****r down here
is telling me that you're not finished!
you're not finished
What? WHAT has to be done in here?
Is there anything on the shelves? Anything behind the couches?
I don't know what you're shite-in' on about.
I don't know what you're dicking me over for.
I did -- I did a good job.
I did a good j --
oooohhh
Oh that's just the fucking towel rack, the other side.
[game chimes]
Ooohhhh!!
I was leaving the toilet- the baths full
WHO takes a bath in a hotel room
and doesn't take the water out?
they just get out and like, "Ah, fuck it, they'll manage."
Assholes. Okay, last floor!
Well, it's not the last floor, it probably still goes on forever it's the last floor
i'm going to be doing
GO, GO, GO, GO, GO! Okay, grab my mop! Grab my mop! Here we fucking go!
time to mop up these things like a speedy demon!
nice nobody has ever seen a man clean up your room so fast before.
People have heard tell of guys doing this kind of shit
but they've never actuallly seen it with their own bare eyeballs.
And not their-And not their eyeballs that are able to see,
I mean their eyeballs that are actually from a bear.
that is a perfect room that means it's time to get out
Nice! Hello?! [Knock Knock Knock] You got some dead bodies in there!?
THIS IS THE POLICE!
Shh
Go to sleep, and goodnight..
la, da, da, da DADA DA!
I wish I could sleep like that. Wish I could sleep like a dead person
ok I need my moppers. Let me out! Why you puttin' your chairs like that? This is a shit hotel.
It actually is.
I would not stay in here. [gibberish]
The monk is green.
The monkeys grind?
[gibberish again]
Bletsa plongway?
[Gibberish]
Heera derrison?
I don't know what you're saying.. What's the last thing I need to do in here?
It's not perfect! I wanted to get a whole floor of perfect rooms.
Did you just say "peace out"?
[gibberish]
I fluffed his pillow!
nice i am the best hôtelière that the world has ever seen you know it's hard
to be a- AAAAAH!
I have to make your bed with you lying on it?
thank you for making my job
a pain in my ass! I'm not doing that I'm not dealing with that lady
Suppoused to be a nice easy job! I wasn't even suppoused to be working today! My kids at a..
spelling bee
God, it's bright! Imagine they came into your hotel room like that normally.
Just be like : "Hello? House keeping?
I don't care! SHUT UP! Give it to me! Nice! Gotta stick this in!
I-I heard you sister.
you're lucky I'm not evil if I was evil
Wait..
Oh, god. OH GOD, OH GOD!
Oh god! [laughs]
I want to see if I can do something.
Shut up.
EAT DYNAMITE! Okay, I'm gone, I'm gone, I'm gone!
BOOM! This room is acceptable already which means it's going to be easy to clean.
Easy cleany!
Stevie Bebie! Let's go! Is that it? Are we done? Towels, Towels, TOILET ROLL! Come here, toilet roll, son of a bitch
Nice! My kids are gonna be so proud!
I'm actually going to be able to afford food this year. Ah, people vomitin' all over the place!
You guys had a rough night, didn't ya'!?
Tought you'd come in, get a little like burger or something!
Then came over here and just like [throw up sounds]
I know, rough nights. Know what's even rougher? This job.
You-you haven't-You don't know what it's like to clean up someone's septic fluid
until you've walked a mile in my shoes
ah that's probably what I was missing in one of them. Someone did pee pee in the
toilet hole
Come on! Fuck off, no! NO! Give me a towel!
You ask for one thing, you get 50.
nice wait I wonder is that what's in this person's room then
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit! NO! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!
I MUST FEED MY STARVING KIDS! NO! NOOOOOO! You're fired..
Rooms cleaned: 11 of 11. Floors cleaned: 3 of 3. Job held for 14 hours.
I only worked one shift. It's hard to be a single father!
cleaning up people's vomit and piss even when they're in the same room watching
you do it they don't even have any manners
Wait, did I die? I like, pushing my cart and it's like "no, you failed your job"
all the dynamite blew up in the cart and I just fell over on the ground.
Anyway, that was "Breach and Clean" Really surprisingly fun to do! With these types of games
of games are always awesome you just get in and dick around and make up your own
story for whatever the hell is going on
It's free to play, I got this on itch.io I just went searching for..
cool new games to play and this was at the top of the list so really nice I
love finding games like this that are just bizarre and and you take on
different things so I'll leave a link in the description you guys who want to go and play it
for yourselves if you want to see how long you can go on and play it for yourselves if you want, see how long YOU can keep going on for.
It's weird as well, the game kept freezing because my mouse was clicking outside
the recording window and it kept resizing shit and everything so that was
one of the problems that game just going to windowed mode
I dunno. anyway thank you guys so much for watching this episode if you liked it
PUNCH that like button IN THE Face, LIKE A BOSS! And, high fives all around!
[High-Five sounds]
WELL THANK YOU GUYS AND I WILL SEE ALL YOU DUDES.. IN THE NEXT VIDEO!
You're Fired, more like I'm on fire, cleaned 11 rooms, That took 14 hours?! Man! I'm slow!