(electronic music)
(traffic)
(spits)
Still on Same Same?
I thought you gave that up because of Yasmina?
You're a dick. Yeah.
Well, she thinks you're dating.
Ya, gotta light?
Gotta joint. Yeah.
So, we're in a house, but it's not my house.
But it's like a house I know.
I think maybe it's my friend Taylor's childhood home.
And I'm just like, all like, blood and sinew and bones,
my skin is completely gone.
And we just stand in a circle and we hold hands.
My mom and my dad and me.
And we're looking up at the sky because the roof is gone.
Like it's just beams and sky.
And we pray to the tooth fairy to bring me back my skin.
The tooth fairy?
I didn't realize the tooth fairy
wasn't my mom until I was like 12.
I mean there were signs but like,
I didn't wanna know, you know.
You avoided the truth.
I guess so. Yeah.
Is the truth scary?
I mean, who wants to know the tooth fairy isn't real.
She's like, fucking magical.
Is telling your mom the truth scary?
No, no, we totally spoke about it, you know.
She actually kept all my teeth.
About being gay, Aviva.
Oh?
(traffic)
What's up, ladies? Hey.
We're just talking about how Emily's a slut.
(laughs) Fun topic.
Hey, Yas, you free tomorrow night?
Yeah. Cool.
I got extra time in the studio
if you want to work on that song?
Yeah. Cool.
Great.
Great! Great.
So, have you talked to her?
Yeah. I've talked to her.
It hasn't really come up.
I mean before I was just,
I was gonna tell her about Amy, you know.
Like, hey, um, here's my nice Jewish girlfriend.
Like, she's a girl, but she's Jewish, you know.
But now it's like, is there even a point?
Like, I'm a lesbian but I have like
literally nothing to show for it.
I mean, like nothing has changed.
I mean I have gay friends now, I do have gay friends.
So that's like one thing.
But I like to try to buy all these clothes and stuff.
Like I bought these combat boots
and they look stupid so I had to return them.
And I bought like these drop crotch jeans,
like I was thinking like that could
be my thing and it's not.
Like it's really, it looks so dumb on me.
So it's like, why do I have to tell her
if like nothing's different.
Like I don't look any different.
And it's like I haven't even really made out
with anyone since Amy, really.
So it's like, like is that, like am I gay enough
to tell my mom that I'm gay?
Like how am I gonna back that up?
Aviva, have you been practicing your breathing exercises?
Oh. Yeah. Mmhmmm. Yup.
(breathes)
I'm like just not very good at them yet, that's all.
(takes deep breath)
(cell phone beeps)
Great.
(cell phone beeps)
Oh, wow, you really do have eclectic taste.
Fuck off, Caitlin.
Oh, now that wasn't very kind and tender of you, was it?
You're an a-hole.
You know what?
I was going to invite you to my party, but...
Oh I guess you can come.
I gotta get back.
What was that about? Nothin'.
You on Same Same?
Caitlin's just being a bitch.
Hey, do you wanna grab dinner after we jam tomorrow?
Can't. Busy.
Doin' what?
It's not like we're exclusive or anything.
We can both totally do whatever we want.
Right? Totally.
Right. Of course.
(light acoustic music)
♪ Run, run, running around, ♪
♪ Smile on your face, ♪
♪ Hop, hop, hoppin' about. ♪
♪ All over the place. ♪
♪ When not what it seems hooks into... ♪
What kind of a queer am I
if I've never even gone down on a girl?
I think it's called a pillow princess.
It's fucking terrifying.
Waking up at 24 and it's like you're
a virgin all over again.
It's not like this time no one else is.
You know and like, I feel everyone assumes
that I know what I'm doing, but I don't.
And what if I like, suck at it.
Am I obliged to tell the next person I'm with
that they're my first cunnilingus experience?
First of all, don't call it cunnilingus
'cause you sound like a gynecologist.
And, what are you really more afraid of here?
Going down on someone or telling your parents?
Literally like both of those things in equal measure.
I can help you out with one of them.
How are you gonna do that?
Hey, Annie, it's Taylor.
Fucking cunt.
Yeah, I'm good. How are you?
Yeah, I'm here with Aviva.
She wants to tell you something.
Hi, mom.
You're making Cholent?
That's sound so good right now.
Um, okay, so I wanted to know if I could come over
this weekend, I have something to talk to you about.
Ah, no, everything's totally cool.
I just have some news.
No, mom, I'm definitely not pregnant.
(laughs)
♪ Doo, doo. ♪
♪ Bite that hand that feeds you, ♪
♪ Little Bunny. ♪
♪ Doo, doo. ♪