SNIGGERS I'm on the telly! Oh, my God.
My mum is my number one fan.
It's been me and her all the way through.
We are just a dream team. She's going to be on telly, as well.
Is she? She don't know that.
What bit? What, like, proper telly?
She'll be sat watching you.
What, you're going to, like, flash over to her?
I'll bet she'll look so nice and all, she always does.
I've got three pairs of fat pants on.
Cos, otherwise, in this material, it just hangs off you, don't it?
I'm married to Tommy. He's lovely. He's proper... I'm punching.
Wait, you'll see him.
Well, if you're going to flash to me mum, he'll be beside her
so you'll see him and you'll be like, "Punching!"
Chelsea, we're ready for you on stage. Follow me.
At the minute, I'm unemployed,
so this is my chance to change things for me. 50 grand.
What wouldn't I do with it?
You could by a train for that, couldn't you?
Well, you'd need, like, a track, though, wouldn't you?
Here she comes. Oh, wow.
Oh, my gosh, I've got that dress. Have you? Yeah. I do.
Hello, my name is Chelsea.
Aww. I'm from Worthing, near Brighton,
and I'm really excited to be here.
Thank you for having me. She needs more than 67 to take the top spot.
Come on, please be good.
Come on, girl.
PIANO INTRO
# Listen
# To the song here in my heart
# A melody I've started
# And can't complete... #
You can do this.
# Listen... #
Oh, I'm listening. It's a very hard song to sing.
# ..deep within
# It's only beginning
# To find release
# Oh, the time has come
# For my dreams to be heard
# They will not be pushed aside... # She's up, she's up!
It's time to duck!
# Into your own
# All cos you won't
# Listen... #
Oh, boom!
# I am alone at a crossroads
# I'm not at home in my own home
# And I've tried and tried to say what's on my mind
# You should have known
# Now I'm done believing you
# You don't know what I'm feeling
# I'm more than what
# You made of me
# I followed the voice they think they gave to me
# And now I've gotta find
# My own
# My own. #
CHEERING
Wow!
# Halo, halo, halo
# I can feel your halo halo, halo... #
Still top.
Well done, Chelsea. You got 65. Congratulations. Thank you!
A great score. Second spot. How you feeling?
Good. I'm feeling good.
You seemed really giddy and excited, was there any nerves there?
No, no, I was all right. I knew what was coming a bit, so...
It's like having a chat with one of me cousins - I'm loving it!
Same accent, innit? I will shuffle down here.
I mean, I've got to be honest, I felt sorry for Robert and Max
when it was a Beyonce song.
Celestina, the pterodactyl of music... I know.
Waaa!
LAUGHTER
Oh, my God. It's like the end of Jurassic Park 3 when you get up!
Babe, I almost took off my wig for you.
Oh, my God! I almost took off my whole wig.
My wig, my shoe, my spanks.
Everything was ready to come off, babes.
I was like, "Look at this queen on the stage
"giving me vocals from her diaphragm!"
Honey, the world needs to hear you. 100%. Thank you.
Whoo!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE I'll shuffle down here.
Mr Fabulous. Was you getting a bit emotional during that?
I was getting a bit emotional, darling.
The thing is, you've got triple threat -
you look good, you've got personality
and you've got a voice -
and in the words of Beyonce, you are Sasha Fierce, baby.
Oh, thanks. Are you Sasha Fierce? I am today!