- (React) Do you think your mother's ever lied to you?
- Yeah. - Sorry. (laughs)
But you know. You know. - She's so excited!
- Her dad supposedly helped her with the questions,
so I have a feeling more of these are--
- He got some good ones! - I'm really excited
'cause she never lies. So, I feel like it'd be funny
to catch her lying and just catch her red-handed.
- Whoa, this is going everywhere! - I am very nervous.
I'm just thinking to myself, what I would do for Jacob.
- (React) We're getting real. - I know. I'm like, wait. How?
- (React) We will start with one of your questions.
- Do you like puppies? - Yes, I do like puppies.
- (React) That is the truth! - Who doesn't love puppies?!
- Do you spend too much money on Amazon?
- What? No, I don't think I do. - Yeah, you do!
You spend too much on Halloween! - (React) That is false!
- That's what I thought! - It's perception. It's perception.
- You buy everything for Christmas, everything for me.
If you go into her room, all you're gonna see
is her going on her phone. "Josh, I just bought
another Amazon gift! Josh! I just bought
some more Halloween decorations. It was like $50. It's okay!"
- Have you ever broken the law? - I mean, I've gotten
a speeding ticket. - Besides that.
- (laughs) -That's lame.
- Do you like my friends? - Yes, I do.
- (React) That is showing up as a truth!
- Do you like all my friends? - No.
- That's what I thought because I had a little bit
of juicy problems lately. So... - Do you like all of my friends?
- At present, yes. - My friends are nice,
but sometimes a little annoying. - To you or to me?
- To you. - Actually, don't answer that one.
Don't-- (beep)
Say names! You're gonna beep that out, right?
- I have to light a fire under my kids.
Hey, you know what? It's okay for you to be like,
"Yeah, well, see ya later." - I know that she's just trying
to protect me. And it's aww.
- After school, I'm usually rushing out, but I'm like,
"You know what? Let's hang out. Let's have snack time
with your friends." We sat at a picnic table,
and they just kinda-- you know, they gave me
the lowdown, right? I think 'cause when I was a kid
and my parents were always working,
so my parents never really got to know who my friends were.
And so, I just see it as this luxury where I can
actually be like, "Hey! What's going on?
What's the skinny?" because my daughter only tells me,
you know, a little bit. And so, they were just like--
they just babble on. They say, "Wow, an adult's talking
to me?" (trills) And they tell me everything
I need to know. - Did you ever cheat on a test
in school? - I don't think so.
- (gasps) It's a lie! - (both laugh)
- (React) Lisa... - I mean, maybe I copied
from somebody's test in high school? - Did you ever cheat on a math
or science...? - Did I ever cheat in school?
Yes. - Is that true?
- (React) That is true! - For me, growing up, I had ADHD
and nobody knew, so I did what I had to do.
- Have you ever gotten an F on your test in school?
- No, not an F. Nope. (buzzer)
I've done a pass-- no, I did not get an F.
I've bombed some tests or quizzes or whatever--
popup quizzes. They're evil! But not-- I never failed a class.
- (React) There we go. That is true!
- I don't know what to say. - You can say, "It's okay, Mommy.
I love you. You tried your best." - Okay, okay. Okay. It's okay, Mommy.
- Now she's being funny, see? That's a prankster right here!
- Have you ever lied about something serious?
- I don't think so. So, I'm gonna go with no.
- That's a lie? - (React) That is a lie.
- (laughs) - Whenever I give you a drawing,
you always say it looks good. Have you ever actually thought
one of my drawings were ugly? - Yes.
(ding) - Which one?!
- Oh, I don't remember. - This year? This year?
- Oh my god. You draw so much stuff.
- Have you ever lied to your parents?
- I mean, you could read the machine by now, can't you?
- Have I ever made you mad? - Yes.
- (both laugh) - Have you ever pretended
to be mad at us? - Yes.
- Someone I'm looking at happens to bother
his sister frequently. And we ask him not to.
And he continues to. - Sometimes, I'll be like,
(gasps) "No one put up their toys!
Three! Two!" And you guys run around,
"Gotta clean up the toys!" And then, when you clean it up,
I'm like, "All right, let's go outside and do something."
That's not really fake, man. I'm just trying to motivate you.
- Are you a better driver than Dad? And Dad, this is for you.
- Oh, that's right. Yeah, I am.
- (React) We're a little shaky on the answer here.
- No, I am. - Ooh!
- Okay, here's the deal. If you're asking ME if I think
I'm a better driver than your dad? 100%.
Does your dad think that I'm a better driver than him?
No, he does not.
- Dad, you hit curbs all the time. - (laughs)
- Am I funnier than you?
- Are you funnier than me? You have potential,
but I don't think you're funnier than me just yet.
- (React) That is true. - Nooo!
- You think you're funnier than me?!
- Am I funnier than Tessa? - Oh, that's hard.
- (gasps) - Again, that's situational.
- (React) You think Mom's funny? - No.
- (React laughs) - I need to know that's a truth!
- I think I'm the funniest out of my family.
- Generally, yes. You make me laugh harder
than she does. But do I think
you're funnier than her? No. It's situation-wise.
- Do you have a favorite child?
- No. - (sighs) Why?
- Because I love the three of you equally.
You are all so different, and you're all absolutely amazing.
- So? - We're a little rocky over here.
- Oh! (laughs) - (laughs)
- (React) What's going on, Lisa? - That is the truth!
- I knew she was gonna say that. I know she was gonna say no.
And I always kind of believed that that was true.
But I was like, "Whoa," when it started being
a bit rocky. And I'm like, "What?"
- Do you like being an adult better than being a kid?
- Yes. - I can't wait to be an adult.
- Do you miss being a kid? - Hm. At times, yeah.
- Do you miss being a kid? - Yes! I do.
- I wanna stay a kid. That way, I don't have to pay
for taxes and drive. - (laughs)
- Or pay for bills. - How do you know about taxes?!
- I already know the answer. It's a yes. But do you like your job?
- Yes, I do. - That's where she met
her only friends. - (laughs)
- (React) Do you mind elaborating? - No, she knows she had
no friends before, until she got that job.
- Do you like your job? (laughs) - I love my job
because I am my own boss. It gives me a lot of time
to hang out with you guys. And I tell you all the time too.
You're lucky. I'm just so popular. (laughs)
- Do you like your job? - Love it.
I help people, you know, start and maintain
a clean eating journey. And I absolutely love it
'cause I love-- - She's the best. Go check out
her Instagram. - Was I an accident?
- No. (ding)
- (giggles) I knew that. - Do you wish to have
another baby again? - Yes! But also no.
I don't know how to answer that.
We've talked about this at home before.
- Was I an accident? - No. (laughs)
Absolutely not. You were totally planned
and amazing. - How about a puppy?
Could we get a puppy? - Yes!
They're so cute! - (React) There you go.
- Will you still ever get me a lizard?
- A lizard? Oh, god. No, not until you are
responsible enough to take care of it.
- Yes, I am. - (React) That looks true.
That is true. - [inaudible]
- (React) Do you feel like you would take care of it yourself, or no?
- Yeah! But she just won't give me the chance!
- There's a guinea pig that you still don't
take care of by yourself. - I do!
- No. - I have to clean his cage tomorrow.
- Do you like the age you are right now?
- Eh... (laughs) Uh...
In some ways, yes. In some ways, no.
- Do you like the age you're at now?
- Do I like being my age? - Yeah.
- Yes. - (React) Feeling a little
wobbly here. - It's a no. It's a no.
- Did you do any instruments when you were young?
- In college, I did take one guitar class
because it was supposed to be an easy A.
- I'm not-- - You literally say you're old
every single day. - Well, 'cause I'm getting old.
- You're not even 50 yet. - Oh gee, okay.
- Were you ever popular in school?
- (laughs) Yes, I was popular in school.
- (React) The lie detector is saying that, uh, might be a little lie.
(buzzer) - No! I--
- You're lying! - Have you ever gotten
into a physical fight? - With Uncle Jay when I was six
and he was four. (laughs) - What about with someone else,
like besides-- like, when you were at least 13?
- No. - Did you play any sports
when you were younger and you liked them?
- I didn't play soccer. - (gasps) Then where'd I get
my soccer stuff from?
- Your dad. - Dad. You'll see my mom
like this... Go, Hadley, go!
- Okay. - And then, I see my dad...
(claps) And my grandma...
"WOOOO!" And my cousin... (slurps)
- Okay. - That's all I see.
- (React laughs)
- Are you popular in school right now?
- No. - (imitates buzzer) I detect a lie
because every time I pick you up, you're always like, "Bye, So-and-So!"
Hug here, hug there, hug there!
I'm like, "Callie, you're pretty popular
'cause you got it from your mom, right?"
- Kind of relieved that it's almost over,
and I've gotten through unscathed. (chuckles)
- When you were younger, did you ever think
that you wouldn't like Halloween or Christmas like that?
- Did I always love Halloween? Yes. - (React) That is true.
- She's emo. That's why. - (laughs)
- Do you believe in ghosts? - (sighs)
Not really. Have you ever seen a ghost?
- Books. - Oh, you read about them in books?
- Mm-hmm. Unless you draw them. - I should show you
Casper the Friendly Ghost. - No thanks.
- Is being an adult more fun than being a kid?
- Not really. (laughs) You guys all like the freedom
and then fun and, you know, lack of responsibilities. So...
- (React) That is coming up true. - You're lucky. Enjoy it!
- Woo, girl! - (React) And...
- Mmm! - Ow!
- I don't generally lie, so I didn't think it was
gonna be difficult. I wasn't sweating it.
But I did dodge one question that I thought she was gonna ask me,
but oh, too bad, you missed it.
- What is it? Please tell me!
- She never lies. And I caught her red-handed
a couple times today, you know? - (laughs)
- Sometimes, she doesn't really make me that curious.
So, when I do have the chance, I'm like, I wanna figure out
everything about her, like how her career/life is.
- You gotta ask one that I was supposed to ask.
- (laughs) - Wait. Can I ask her
real quick? Can I ask her? - No!
- (Hadley) Please, please, please. I really need to.
- (React) You can ask her, but she's not on the lie detector
anymore. - You can ask me. I'm not hooked up.
- I don't care. Okay. Have you ever lied to Dad?
- Yes. (dinging)
- It was really nerve-wracking. But it was fun.
I also found it to be an awesome bonding experience
for Jacob and me. - Yeah. Yeah. Me too.
- And I'm really grateful for that.
- No, I did not like this experience.
- (React laughs) - Thanks for watching this episode.
- How would you do on this Q&A lie detector test?
- Let us know in the comments. - Are you following Kids React yet?
- Follow more for fun episodes. - And remember...
- Always keep it real.
- Wooo! - Bye!
- Oh yeah. Bye! (laughs)