I can’t believe this! I cannot believe this!
The city of Swellview is one mysterious place.
I'm just completely shocked and utterly surprised!
- Time travel. - Great Scott!
Alien babies.
[screaming]
- Mad scientists. - Schnott!
And spicy milk.
- Oh, I love spicy milk! - Who doesn’t?
With so many questions to explore. Where do we even begin?
- Welcome to the Man Cave, Rocky. - Why does everyone keep calling…
[screaming]
Well, what better place to start than the root of the matter?
I can’t feel my roots.
Talking trees. Excuse me. Sorry, but we just can’t leaf this one alone.
- Just tell us what did this to you! - We know how the bush got blabbering.
This phono can turn tree vibrations into human speech.
But why did it start moving? Why did it address the gang as if it could see?
- That’s right! - Ah!
- Dude! - You said you were dying!
And so, sweet boy, I am!
[moaning]
Why hasn’t Schwoz been using this technology to solve crimes?
Trees are everywhere! And who’s Elizabeth?
I’m coming, Elizabeth!
If a tree falls in the forest, does it feel pain?
- Established! - Ah!
Should we be mourning every plant?
Stay strong, Mary. This is the news. People are counting on us.
I don’t want to lose you!
I will never forget you.
There seems to be a secret world of foliage in front of our very eyes.
Be gentle!
Did we ever figure out what the deal was with this fantastical flower?
[burp]
Did that plant burp?
This potted plant is a staple of Junk N’ Stuff’s curiosities...
Ahh! He clobbered me!
That we have no idea where it came from or what it even is.
How much for the plant? Ahh, it spit in my eye!
Ha!
Is this some sort of mutant Pitcher Plant?
[squealing]
One that apparently loves candy?
Omar! Omar look, a jelly bean.
Well, there’s one thing we know about Omar…
Uh oh.
- It does not do well with sugar. - Your plant just puked on my sister.
What else don’t we know about this planet’s foliage?
If there even from this planet.
What?
It’s worth mentioning that aliens have trailed through the Man Cave before.
A fact that Schwoz has had a little too much fun with.
Those are eggs for a creature I invented.
- What kind of creature? - Well, I took organic material left over
from the alien space rock that crashed on Ray’s head and I combined it with
DNA from an alligator, an honey badger, and a yak.
Alien hybrid eggs? Really? Why, Schwoz?
- Charlotte tell me to. - Ahh!
No, I didn’t!
Well, all know what happened to those eggs.
Five second rule.
One of the strangest things to ever occur was Captain Man becoming Captain Mom.
Ah! I want this thing outta me! Ah! It keeps kicking my bladder!
I gotta pee every five minutes!
But even stranger still, was the monstrosity that came out of him.
[screaming]
Awe! So cute!
Um, that is my son.
[screaming]
- I think it’s a girl. - Uh, that is my daughter.
Awe. Congrats.
What happened to this alien hybrid?
We don’t know where this monster went. We’ve no way of knowing.
Where is it now? And could Captain Man’s creation come back to haunt him someday?
You know what? I’ve got even more questions about Schwoz and his inventions.
How is he so smart? Where is he from? And why is his family so weird?
That kid has a beard.
Yeah, Zed’s baby beard hasn’t fallen out yet.
What’s even more mysterious, is that there are other absurdly smart
scientists from his secret homeland.
I’d like you to meet Schwabbit and Kooschtello.
- I love your hair. - Thank you. Would you like it?
Oh! No, no, no!
Could these scientific scholars be the result of some sort of, I don’t know,
nuclear blast that caused swollen brains or something?
Babaloo!
And why haven’t these intellectuals used their brains for global advancement?
Why are Captain Man and Kid Danger the only ones benefitting from this
futuristic technology?
Unless that’s also how the super villains are gaining the upper hand.
Kill everyone!
Have one of our scientists build me a device to do that!
Could these villainous superweapons be the result of other scientist from
Schwozville? After all, some of them seem to be only in it for the money.
You owe us $250.
In retrospect, even Schwoz himself has some pretty evil inventions lying around.
Schwoz, do you still keep your flesh eating bacteria in this old mayonnaise jar?
You what?
What is Schwoz even doing with flesh eating bacteria?
And why was it just sitting on a shelf?
Shut up bacteria! Leave me alone! I’m so handsome.
Then again, better on a shelf than floating through the air.
[screaming]
Well, uh.
[screaming]
What a waste of beautiful hair.
Considering everything we’ve seen Captain Man go through, it is surprising that
this is the first time he’s lost his luscious locks!
- For example. - Oh…
[screaming]
I’m okay!
After all that, how is bacteria the first agent that left Captain Man bald?
Pipe down, Mr. Clean!
[crying]
Oh, my hair!
Unless that’s the exact reason why Schwoz invented it in the first place.
No...
Of course, that’s only speculation. So, before we run out of time,
let’s discuss one remaining mystery, time travel.
- I’m your sister. - What?
- It’s me, Piper. - What?
- From the future. - What?!
What?
How did Piper become the leader of the robot resistance?
What drives the cybernetic takeover? And how do we avoid it?
- This sounds pretty bad, dude. - This sounds like this lady’s watched
Terminator too many times.
Couldn’t future Piper give us advice on how to dodge such a disaster?
Yeah, well the rules of time travel everytime we do it, dude.
Maybe that’s why the super smart Schwoz villains are so
secretive with their science: to avoid the rapid takeover of technology.
You are all threats and must be eliminated!
Oh oh! Go!
I guess time will tell. Until then, there are so many more immediate
mysteries to expose.
Like, could Mr. Hart be the next victim to the King of Towels?
At your service, my Lord.
Does someone on the Danger Force talk to the dead?
Ghosts love soup. They tell me all the time.
And is there a werewolf loose in Swellview?
[howling]
[evil laugh]
How many questions will it take to get to the center of these secrets?
The world may never know.
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Swellville Mysteries.