(recorder playing melody)
♪ Every night, it's obscene ♪
♪ The toothpaste that you waste ♪
♪ Because you can't put the cap on ♪
♪ Oh yeah, it is like a crime scene ♪
♪ The counter is streaked green ♪
♪ You just need to put the cap on ♪
♪ It's not hard ♪
♪ The tube is ajar ♪
♪ And it's here all around, yeah ♪
♪ Please put the cap on ♪
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♪ Yesterday my son was looking for his glue gun ♪
♪ He was making something just for fun ♪
♪ What could go wrong? ♪
- Well, I'll... I'll tell you what.
♪ The gun could not be found ♪
♪ But he knocked everything else down ♪
♪ Now everything we own is on the ground ♪
♪ I looked around ♪
- And was like, buddy are you looking everywhere?
Like are you looking directly right in front of you?
Because...
♪ It's on that shelf ♪
♪ It's right in front of you ♪
♪ It's on that shelf ♪
♪ Look once more ♪
- Yeah, right there.
♪ It's on that shelf ♪
- Do we have to find everything for you, dude?
Look, it's...
♪ Right on that shelf ♪
♪ Errymore ♪
- That's not a word.
Errymore? (laughs)
♪ At the carpool line, you forgot your book bag ♪
♪ Gotta drive it back there to you, yeah ♪
♪ After school he's got practice across town ♪
♪ And so does your sister too, yeah ♪
♪ Now we've surrendered 'cause we can't win ♪
♪ We're always driving, yeah ♪
♪ When you just want to veg on your couch with some chips ♪
♪ But you have to go out because there's a track meet ♪
♪ We can't make dinner plans ♪
♪ Until they both get their licenses ♪
♪ And that's our life with kids ♪
♪ That's our life with kids ♪
- Hi, this is normal.
I came downstairs and my husband...
Hi.
- Hey, babe.
- You look great.
It's gonna take a sec to get this back to normal.
Do you think the bed sheet cape was something
that Celine would just wear around the house?
Just like a cape?
- She would make it look amazing.
- She would make it look...
- She would like... a Celine.
- So researching Celine for this part.
First of all, no man can sound like her.
It's impossible.
No human can sound like her.
Also, she's very stylish and I did have some white pants.
- Why do you have white pants?
To play croquet?
- I got invited to play croquet one time
and I never went but I got invited so I bought these pants.
You know who might play croquet?
- Who?
- Celine Dion.
- Full circle.
- Then if you're watching, Celine, do you play Croquet?
- Do you play croquet?
- And thank you for what you've brought to the world.
- Oh.
- I hope you're not watching.
- I hope she watches.
I hope she loves your tribute with the recorder.
- Yeah, well, that part I crushed.
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♪ And some brand new merch to try on ♪
- Can you tell we're busy
- And we also have a podcast and a blog
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