You're an amazing dancer, and I've seen you dance before.
You're incredible,
you are. (JB chuckling)
Have you ever thought about being on Dancing with the Stars?
Man, I would kill Dancing with the Stars.
(audience laughing) First of all,
I just don't know, I'm not ready for Dancing with the Stars
because you gotta disappear for five or six years,
first of all. (audience laughing)
(audience clapping) Okay, you gotta go away.
You gotta go in exile.
You gotta go somewhere.
Something horrible gonna happen to you,
you're gonna disappear--
Right.
For like, five or six years, then you come back there.
"Hey, where's he been at?"
Right, he's on Dancing with the Stars!
He's on Dancing with the stars!
Yeah.
If I go on that show,
I'm a marvelous dancer
'cause I'm long, I'm lean, you know what I mean?
Yo, I know what you mean.
I am long and lean and I am--
You know what my nickname is?
What? Twinkle Toes.
They call me Twinkle Toes
(audience laughing)
No, I don't think anybody calls you Twinkle Toes.
That might not be about the dancing,
I don't think so (laughing). Yeah.
That's a Twinkle Toe.
That's just called too much sugar.
Yeah. Yeah,
that's like a Christmas elf there, yeah.
So, what would your dance be if you went on--
First of all, let me tell you something right now.
(audience cheering) I don't want you to...
[Andy] Here, I'll take that for you.
Let me tell you if you ever doubt me first of all, Conan.
All right, one of my most sensual moves that I love dancing,
I love with my lady is the tango.
It's the most sensual dance ever.
(audience laughing)
Make 'em wanna do a figure eight with your breasts,
a figure eight.
(audience laughing) Yeah.
Your nipples are rock hard.
Damn right.
(audience laughing)
You do a figure eight--
My nipples are rock hard.
Do a figure eight, do a figure eight,
and feel how it feels.
Oh, that's nice.
Figure eight, figure eight it!
(audience laughing) (J.B and Andy moan)
And that gets you in the mood for the tango.
The tango!
Come on, let me show you something.
What me?
Hey, man.
Get up here, man, it's a tango.
(audience laughing and applauding)
Hey, what do I do?
There's nobody else up in here
who resembles a lady except you, come on.
Okay, what do I do?
(Andy laughing loudly) Okay, put it over here.
What do I do?
Now, first of all, in a tango, do you want me?
(audience laughing)
Do you want me, Conan?
Yes, yes.
You have to act like you want me.
I want you!
(audience laughing)
I want you.
I want you, okay?
I want you!
And I promise you I want you
but you have to want me back.
I want you!
This tango is only gonna work if you want me.
I want you.
Give me a little tango music.
One, two! (high intensity tango music)
(audience cheering)
(high intensity tango music) (audience laughing)
Okay. (audience laughing)
(audience applauding)
(Conan groaning) (audience applauding)
(high intensity tango music)
(audience laughing)
(audience applauding)
J.B, take this.
(high intensity tango music)
(audience laughing) (high intensity tango music)
(Conan groaning)
(high intensity tango music) (audience laughing)
(Conan groaning)
(audience laughing and applauding)
(high intensity tango music) (audience laughing)
Do you want me?
J.B. Smoove!
(audience cheering) Do you want me?