They've only got to be hungry and that's it, game over.
I keep thinking there's an egg in my drink.
Look, I keep thinking it's a yolk! It's not, it's a lemon.
Hi everyone, I'm The Vivienne.
And I'm Baga Chipz, and we are...
Queens Who Like To Watch!
Today we are watching
It's a show about murder, big pussies and freaks.
Your whole audience will say, "Oh my God, that guy has a mullet."
Oh my God, that guy's got a mullet.
You're all muddy, my sexy--
Oh my... Oh I'd shit myself.
"You must have the most incredible life."
See, if they're that size you don't mind a little cuddle,
but when they're fully grown they can rip your head off.
Now stop.
Look, he's got a...
This is a brand-new shirt.
Never mind your shirt love, you need your arm.
I'm going to try and get some good shots...
I love the sequin shirt.
He was dressed like Peter Stringfellow. He looks like Peter Stringfellow.
He looks like a mix between Hulk Hogan and...
-Liberace. -The Bounty Hunter.
Dog.
-Oh, I know who you're on about. -He could be Cat the Bounty Hunter.
Are you taking...
-No, is this is his music video? -This is taking the piss.
I feel like I'm watching like a
He's got camels as well.
I'm not being funny but that tiger's only got to go out
and it could be shagging the camel, or eating the camel.
No, it could!
Is that CGI in the back?
That's lower production than Vinegar Strokes' music video.
He says he loves animals, he's got a snakeskin hat on.
-Exactly. -So bollocks.
So I'm Dr Bhagavan Antle.
Oh he's got Baga. Bhagavan.
-Bhagavan. -Bhagavan.
They all look like they should be on a list.
We has three or four girlfriends.
-What? -Who the fuck are all these people?
Who? Bhagavan.
-Bhagavan's got nine wives. -Oh, look at them.
He's like the Henry VIII of Zoo Land.
We have people that have joined our apprentice programme--
Apprentice programme. It's a fucking cult.
Like the Manson family.
Why do you choose to call--
They are camp though, look what they're wearing.
How dare you?
Yeah, no it's true if you see them.
They're like fucking Bet Lynch or Pat Butcher.
They're like Kat Slater walking round America.
Know what I mean?
-Bhagavan means Lord. -Yeah.
If I was a in pub right, you know, got my miniskirt on, got my boob tube on
and some fella came up to me, bought me half a shandy
and said, "Ooh, call me Lord",
I'd say "Fuck off."
You wouldn't mind if he was something to look at.
He looks like Rolf Harris.
-He must have a few bob. -A few bob cats.
He's got a few bob cats, never mind a few bob.
Certainly in his universe he definitely is that character,
That's that fella!
Have you seen the video being shared on Facebook with Tarzan?
I shared it, really so I shouldn't...
People at home, go on your Facebook and look up 'Tarzan in the river'.
Lovely video but it's not well.
That's not right. Nine wives. They all call him Lord.
-He's God. -This is the modern-day Charles Manson.
Bunch of nut jobs.
Someone's going to end up dead.
They're not all the tick... There's something wrong with them.
I was watching a woman last night on telly eating bricks, so.
Have you seen her? She was not right either.
When I met him I had two husbands, whatever you want to call them.
What!
He had three girlfriends and wives.
Did he say he has two husbands?
So he's a homosexual.
Oh no, turn it off.
John's a...muscled up bully kind of guy.
He doesn't come off to me as being gay.
Look at them, a little bur.
What does he mean, "Doesn't come off as being gay"?
He's got Joe Exotic above his bell end.
Oh, that's Charles Manson!
Oh, I bet they're at it like rabbits.
I want to know what's happened to his legs.
They look like they're all from a leather bar or something.
Hi, I'm Travis.
He's a good-looking lad though.
I don't know why he's going with the one who looks like Pat Butcher.
He's flying a kite.
Let's go fly a kite
Joe immediately is like--
Why have they got no limbs?
They're all getting fucking eaten by these lions.
I think they get off on it.
I swear, they're like "Right, it's your turn. Put your hand in."
So... Oh my God.
Did we not start watching a programme about a fucking animal sanctuary?
But even by modern standards this is an unusual wedding.
The size of his hat.
They look like the fucking Bee Gees!
They all look like bottoms to me.
They need to get rid of those fucking animals.
Take them off them.
Oh no, they've got a duvet with their faces on.
This is fucked up.
I don't know how much love was involved but--
Oh, conspiracy.
...he bought John the gun.
-So he's buying his love. -Sugar daddy.
He's buying him cars.
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my.
If I was him I'd ask for a set of teeth, never mind a fucking car.
-Yeah. Get him a dentist. -Never mind a car.
No, fuck the sex. I'd be fuming if he was buying them a car and not me.
Yeah. No, really you couldn't shag that.
You know I mean, the skin and... He looks like a melted Ferrero Rocher.
I bet he's got really saggy, pendulous bollocks.
And you'd have to put up with him trying to get his new music career.
Oh Jesus, no I couldn't do with it.
I'd be like... Do you remember when Gemma Collins said to Gillian McKeith,
"You're just chatting shit"?
-I'd be like, "You're chatting shit." -"Fuck off Gillian McKeith."
Chatting shit!
You've got more chance of shitting in The Queen's handbag
than me going out with him.
Yeah but you could divorce him after a week.
You'd have to shag it.
I don't think he's going to marry you unless you get your arse out.
People have got to shag you though.
So think what he's going to have to go through.
Oh, that...
I find it amazing how all these people have just turned up with no limbs
and just completely not addressed the situation.
She's like Barbra Streisand, look.
That's just taking Crazy Cat Lady to extremes isn't it?
I really believe in life that you can only be good at one thing.
It's certainly not dressing yourself, is it love?
You see how they go from being so sweet to just wanting to tear your face off
and they can do it like that.
-She's fucked up. -She's not all the ticket.
"Oh it's so amazing that they can kill me."
She's got a golf buggy.
And any time anybody attacks, or... she goes after them with her millions.
Which she inherited from her husband that's dead and missing for years now.
He's probably been eaten.
Look at that. Oh!
She's a bad bitch.
-Oh I like her. -Yeah.
She's killed her husband, got all the money.
For them to speculate that I fed him to the tigers, which is crazy.
Is it though?
How crazy is the notion that you might have fed your husband to tigers?
Fed her husband to the tiger.
A part if me is like, "You crazy bitch," but a part of me is like, "I love her."
I do. I think if you think you can get away with it, love, you go ahead.
If you were offered a certain amount of money to kill your fella,
how much would it be?
I'd say a billion.
A million's not that much these days.
We could burn through a million in a day, me and you.
If it was guaranteed that I'd never get caught, I'd do it for 100 quid.
I'd want a billion.
I'd want to make sure that I wouldn't have to lift a finger
for the rest of my life.
Well you could probably pay the police then off, couldn't you?
For 50 million.
Yeah. It only costs you 80 quid to pay the police off in Liverpool.
Yeah!
I've done it loads of times.
Well I wouldn't kill him like that, I'd...
poison him or something,
or stab him with ice, cause the ice melts
so you haven't got no DNA or anything.
Yvonne Atkins' face.
Yeah, it's true, I got that from Bad Girls.
You'd stab him with ice. The ice melts, no fingerprints.
Job's a good'un.
If you're taking photos and stuff
it would be great if you would use the hashtag--
Look at all the people coming!
She's making a killing!
Carole is I would have to say a hero of mine.
She is an awesome advocate for cats.
Carole Baskin.
Yup, that lady that profits over 1.5 million dollars sucking on your--
He's slagging her off!
They are always trying to upset me on social media.
It's a bit like do you remember when Madonna and Elton John had that fight?
They hate each other. It's like 'The Real Housewives of Tigerland.'
None of them have got a toothbrush.
I consider that bitch to be
one of the biggest terrorists in the exotic animal world right now.
I mean that's a bit of a reach, wasn't it?
A terrorist.
They've probably shagged in the past.
For Carole and all of her friends that are watching out there,
before you bring me down,
it is my belief
that you will stop breathing.
-Stop breathing? -He's just given him a...
-A death threat. -No, breeding.
-Breathing. -Breeding.
-He said breathing. -Breathing.
-He said... -Shut up.
Before you try and bring me down,
I'm putting it this way, you will stop breathing.
-He's put... Yes. -Death threats.
-He's a got it in for her.
What? He's sending her them?
One day I went out to open up the mailbox,
and it just exploded with snakes.
Go away!
Oh, I feel a bit sorry for her.
Let's say we had a fall out, so when I say, "Right Vivienne, next time--"
Start sending me fucking...
-"You won't be breathing." -I'd break your neck.
This going to be it or do you need any explosives today?
-Explosives? -Do you need any explosives?
Isn't it mad that that's just the norm in--
-In America. -What's that?
You can't even buy bloody fireworks over here.
-Look, that's bad. -That's a psychopath.
For a queen, he's very gun... You know what I mean?
He's guns and tigers and all that.
Well, we don't all have to wear frocks.
Well you know, at least he's got a bit of bleach in his hair, you know what I mean?
He's probably jealous 'cos Carole's probably getting more cock than him.
All the fellas are coming to buy, I don't know, five dollars a ticket,
"All right Carole, do you want a bit of cock?" Know what I mean?
And he's probably like, "Why is she getting all the dick
and I'm not getting none?"
That's what he's probably like.
-It's an interesting way to look at it. -It's true.
Joe Exotic is how many people know him.
Announcing his intent to run for president as an independent.
What?
Oh girl, imagine him as president.
-Well they've got fucking Trump, so... -Well, I suppose.
..is independent candidate--
Is that him who wrote
-What's his name? -Mr Bean.
Joe Exotic speaks for America.
Wow.
Just wow.
Fair play to him though. He'd be entertaining.
At least he's having a go.
I was Joe's campaign manager--
He looks like Ben Mitchell from
Horrible, horrible.
Joe...passed out condoms with his face on them
That would put you off fucking sex, wouldn't it?
Good for contraception.
He's giving them to kids!
Little babies look!
Trump or Joe Exotic?
Just the fact that we've got to think about it says it all.
They're both nutters, they're both orange.
They both bleach their hair.
They both have small todgers.
Joe's todger.
We need a female president. 'Cos Hillary didn't win so--
Carole! Carole will have a go!
We've got Carole.
We should start the campaign trail now.
Get Carole to be president.
That's if she's still alive. We don't know!
Oh God, yeah I think she might be a gonner after the snake situation.
Joe's just running for office.
Everybody looked at him like a clown.
But he's really trying to find some way to kill Carole Baskin.
He's got the gay flag on his car and all.
But if he got president, he'd be allowed to kill her, wouldn't he?
I wonder why he went for Gay Pride.
And it was FBI.
-She goes round like lady of the manor. -She's having a ball.
-Is that her new fella? -Is this her new mush?
He looks like Prince Charles.
She looks like Lady C.
I thought that was going to be her with her hair up then.
I thought she was running. She looks like Sally Webster.
Sally Webster!
First I heard that he was going to knife her.
Then I heard a gun--
Easiest thing to do, if they really wanted to kill her:
kidnap her,
throw her in with the lions and cover her in fucking soy sauce.
-Yeah.. -Know what I mean?
One of Joe's tacks that he would take against me
would be to drug me with ketamine...
Drug me with ketamine?
Bit of ket!
He could threaten me with a good time.
She's on Facebook Live.
I want to watch this on YouTube.
He think he's above the law.
That sandwich looks lovely.
-Starving, have you eaten? -No.
-22 years in prison! -22 years?
But he didn't kill her!
I want to watch a series of him in prison.
He'll probably get his head bashed in now, won't he?
Is head? Well...
I bet he's the bitch.
He'll have no ciggies left.
You know when they all take your ciggies?
Well he's going to be the bitch on day one.
He'll be grassing everyone up.
He's going to look rough as arseholes in prison,
'cos he's got no fake tan, no bleach.
He needs to get rid of that hair.
I hope that Carole's all right. I might add her on Facebook.
Shall we reach out to her?
Yeah, I'll say, "Carole, always got your back, love, don't worry."
I don't agree with the animals in the captivity though.
I don't agree with that, but I think she's a camp woman.
And I'm going to Florida soon
so I might pop in and say hello to her, see if she's all right.
Well, we've just watched
that was not well.
Absolutely shocking. I can't believe what I've just watched,.
I thought we were going to be watching a drama or something.
I thought we were watching a bit of wildlife. I love animals.
I know, I thought it was going to be
a David Attenborough documentary or something.
Not well.