Alright, welcome back to this week's JackSucksAtLife Reddit video!
Join the Reddit guys, let's get to 150k!
Also, thank you so much everyone that's been purchasing
the JackSucksAtGeography merch,
the support has been absolutely incredible,
way better than I expected.
Quick reminder that there is exactly one week left
before this merch is gone forever.
All right, top post of the week,
"Hey, Jack. Your biggest hamster fan, Flemming, sadly passed away this evening."
Oh, not Flemming, not Flemming! I definitely remember Flemming.
"He will be remembered as the most viewed Danish hamster ever."
20, 202 to 2022, rest in peace Flemming.
Oh, that's so cute. Look at little Flemming.
In all seriousness, rest in peace to Flemming.
We're getting closer, objects in the mirror are closer than they appear.
Oh my God, JackSucksAtGeography reaching a million subscribers!
Oh, God, it's a trick on up by 1K since I last looked 10 minutes ago.
Yeah, at the time of recording geography is 19,000 subscribers away,
compared to JackSucksAtStuff, which is still 60,000 subscribers away.
So things aren't looking good for getting them to hit a million at the same time.
It might not happen unfortunately.
No matter what I try to do to slow this channel down, nothing works,
I'm just too successful.
I just ooze success at this point. It's a nightmare, to be honest.
"To be honest this is my favourite Jack video"
"I tried to have s-" What are you doing? You can't...
That's not what it was titled. Get this...
Next post!
"Your car is number 4 worst drivers in November."
Yeah, it's a bit of a nightmare.
I'm actually top 10 worst drivers in the UK every single month.
Basically, if you don't know, there's a website in the UK
called Rate Driver,
where if someone's been a really terrible driver on the road,
you can make a little rant about them on this website.
But because of my channel where I make Tesla videos,
everyone knows what my registration plate is,
so people just write fake reviews.
Look, there I am on the homepage. We've moved to number 5. That's nice.
So shall we have a look at what the recent ratings are.
Here we go.
I was the number 1 worst driver in June 2021,
in December 2021, and in August to September 2021.
This is a nightmare. What if my insurance company sees this?
Do you reckon I can get a little plaque
for being the official worst driver of the year
on RateDriver.co.uk.
That'd be nice.
"Hmm, was an amazing week, thanks."
So this is the guy that joined the Reddit last week,
and everyone thought that he was me
pretending to be just a random subscriber,
but he was actually just a random subscriber pretending to be me.
"Hi guys, I'm hmm. Just a few things.
This was literally my first week on the Reddit,
I had a meme in mind and decided to post it.
With the post getting a lot of upvotes and everyone accusing me of being Jack,
I just went with it, haha.
In this week, I somehow got top post, five other posts with 100 upvotes,
1,000 total likes and 25,000 views, even awards which gave me Reddit premium.
Had the whole subreddit guessing if I'm Jack or not.
I also got lots of nice comments and DMs,
I want to thank you. It was an amazing week."
Well that's cute.
I'm glad you had a nice time pretending to be me,
but not pretending to be me at the same time.
Why is this back?
Kong-bus meme, possibly the worst meme on the subreddit.
"Breaking news, Jack has updated the name again."
"This is the new Pewdiepie vs MrBeast."
Not that breaking, I'm going to be honest,
I actually updated the name about six months ago.
But I don't think it's had the desired effect this time.
Originally when I released this video three years ago,
it said, "This is the new Pewdiepie vs T series."
But then when Cocomelon was about to overtake Pewdiepie
I changed it to Pewdiepie vs Cocomelon.
I ended up getting another million views because it tricked the algorithm, I guess.
But when I updated it to MrBeast, it's not really made a difference.
So I think that's the end of my free views cheat code.
"Go play with the neighbours kid... the neighbours kid."
Yeah, it's not a great look for me, that, one is it?
Hmm, who will win the new war?
Geography Stuff vs JackSucksAtEspañol.
Oh, Geography Stuff's got that one in the bag.
I think it's got more views
than JackSucksAtStuff and JackSucksAtLife this month.
Yeah, look at this, JackSucksAtLife, 11 million views in the last 30 days.
My geography based clips channel, 16 million views in the last 30 days.
Views up by 1,000%.
Wow, that is ridiculous.
But that will all change
when the next couple of JackSucksAtLife videos come out.
You will not believe what the Kong cushion is covering up in that box behind me.
And also, could that be an emoji play button behind me?
Oh, hello. Latest parcel which is going to sit unopened behind me
for the next four weeks.
Bet you can't wait.
Am I the only one who really thought Jack would be in this video?
"Last to take hand off a jet keeps it" with a bunch of UK YouTubers.
"Yes, you are the only one
because Jack said he was not in the video multiple times."
"As someone who watches Jack's videos
and is aware of the fact he said he wasn't in it,
I was pretty certain he wasn't in it."
Yeah, everyone else in this video has
10 times more subscribers than me, and they live in London.
So I was obviously not the right choice.
It was a good video, though. I really enjoyed it.
It was nice seeing those UK personalities in a MrBeast video.
Oh my God, no way! Found this on an Angry Birds forum.
So this was posted by SamSmellsOfApricots August 2011.
I have absolutely no memory of doing this by the way.
[LAUGHS] "Hello, fellow Angry Birds fans."
"My name is Jack and I'm 15."
So this was 11 years ago.
[LITERALLY SAYS BRACKETS] "And I'm a huge fan of Angry Birds (in the top 5%)."
"Anyway, me and my friends created a fan video
called Angry Birds movie trailer, and I uploaded it to YouTube.
I was wondering perhaps if you could check it out
and give me some feedback.
I'm happy to answer any questions you've got."
That's really interesting.
I had to do stuff like that back in the day.
Just had to get my videos out there.
The first time that JackSucksAtLife started having some success
was because I was posting mod reviews on the Minecraft mod forums.
You've got to do what you got to do.
This person's got a fair point though.
"The real question is why were you on an Angry Birds forum in 2022?"
"I met editor Kai on his birthday. Such a nice guy in person."
Kai's birthday last week.
Happy birthday Kai.
Hope you had a nice one... friend.
Kai, why don't you show everyone
the socks that me and Becky got you for your birthday?
Thank you. "Jack's third Clips channel."
"Corporate needs you find the differences between this picture and this picture."
We've got JackSucksAtClips and we've got Geography Stuff,
and we've got No Context JackSucksAtLife.
"They're the same picture."
They are absolutely not the same picture!
No Context JackSucksAtLife is daily No Context JackSucksAtLife moments.
Whereas JackSucksAtClips is daily JackSucksAtLife clips that have context.
And Geography Stuff is daily JackSucksAtGeography based clips.
They're all very different.
Really definitely need three.
Look, I'm here trying to maximise as many views as I possibly can, all right?
Look what's growing again.
JackSucksAtPopUpPirate reaches 222,000 subscribers.
It's growing, but it's not growing quickly.
There is a long way to go before that channel gets to 300k
and uploads a video again.
To be honest, it may never happen.
"Someone in Microsoft Paint"
"Unbelievably realistic Microsoft Paint Art Santa Claus Speed Painting Time Lapse."
That is amazing. That's absolutely incredible.
"Jack in Microsoft Paint."
...Okay.
I should do another one of them.
I just kind of forgot about it.
What do you want me to see me draw from memory on JackSucksAtStuff?
Ungeography related. Let me know.
"Remember this kid? This is him now."
Oh, what a classic.
It's such a classic move.
The hood up with the ears out. Unbelievable.
Hey Jack, I think you should apply to be a celebrity guest on the wheel.
I think it'd be pretty good. I would be absolutely well up for that.
I saw Vikstar was on it, and he did great.
I could be the geography expert. I would be fantastic.
But the trouble is with all these celebrity game shows
that I would genuinely love to go on because I just love quizzes in general,
you don't really apply to go on them like you can as a non-celebrity.
You have to be invited or your agent gets you booked on the show.
Whereas I don't have an agent.
So when I've tried emailing quiz shows in the past, they've not been up for it.
So maybe I should just apply for the non-celebrity versions,
and then I don't have to give the money to charity if I win.
There we go. "This subreddit is so paranoid."
"Please keep in mind that Jack does not have a Reddit account,
nor is he a moderator.
Anyone claiming to be him is lying."
"Lies, lies everywhere."
"Subscribers telling Jack to do this and that."
"Jack trying to handle more than 10 channels."
Yeah, guys, let me chill a bit y'all.
I mean, yeah, I've got 10 channels,
but there's only five that are active, right?
But I think generally people are pretty happy
to just accept videos as they come out.
No one expects a JackSucksAtLife video every week or anything.
They're just really excited when there is one.
And then if JackSucksAtStuff doesn't release something on a Thursday,
they're like, doesn't matter.
We still have the Reddit video on Tuesday.
But then when the Reddit video is half an hour late,
that's when everyone kicks off.
Rick's handwriting is beautiful, though.
We all love Rick way too much.
"If JackSucksAtLife gets to 10 million subscribers by the end of 2023,
Jack should upload the two unuploaded Popup Pirate videos."
Whoa, high stakes. Jeez!
"The JackSucksAtLife Timeline."
"This took four hours." Oh, this is interesting.
So 2013, 2014.
Channel called JackSucksAtMinecraft.
We did Minecraft mod showcases.
The channel starts to grow.
Look at that little profile picture.
We made a faction server.
We made the girlfriend mod video and then the "Dark Ages".
Q&A videos.
Channel stays at 160k subs for two years.
Channel reaches severe drought and Jack starts dating Becky.
Unrelated.
And then in 2016 and '17, "the JackSucksAtLife Renaissance."
I love the fonts you've used.
Minecraft hacker trolling saves the channel from extinction.
Yeah, it really did.
I can remember I got 400 likes on episode 1 of hacker trolling
and I was used to getting 150,
so I was like, we are onto something here.
And then we started doing Fiverr and Reddit videos.
I think that was more 2018 than 2017.
And then the "play button saga!" Yes!
2019 to 2020. We get World Record.
turdboi420 is created.
We get the OG Gold Play Button.
What about the Diamond Play Button? It's listed down here I see.
We also hit a million subscribers.
Minecraft videos migrate to JackSucksAtStuff.
And then 2021 to 2022, "The Age of Advancement."
Becky starts editing every video higher production quality.
We start the YouTuber World Record series.
We get two billion subscribers.
Don't Subscribe hits 1 bill.
We get 1 billion views.
And then the war of JackSucksAtGeography and JackSucksAtStuff starts!
Becky editing the JackSucksAtLife videos, by the way,
is putting, no disrespect onto editor Kai,
it's more just that the concepts that I wanted to start doing on JackSucksAtLife
were way higher production.
So it's obvious that the edit of a video
that comes out once every two weeks needs a lot more
than when I was releasing videos every day on JackSucksAtLife.
"Doing an Attic Tour at a million subscribers
or doing a Fridge Tour at 10 million subscribers.
No one wants to see our fridge.
It's in a terrible state.
The food we've got in there is great, but we just really need a new fridge.
I've just remembered we were meant to get a new fridge
to celebrate the Don't Subscribe reaching a million subscribers,
and that was a year and a half ago now.
"Ever since he could make a post in disguise,
Jack fans after making a post on this subreddit."
"Maybe I am a Jack."
That's a funny one.
That deserves more upvotes.
"I drew Kai for his birthday." Go on, Josie. That looks amazing.
"I played a JackSucksAtStuff video for 19 hours total."
Oh my God.
"My computer crashed three times recording this."
Whoa, you've got two videos up at once.
I have no idea if this helps me or not,
but perhaps I don't encourage it further.
As my concern is that the algorithm
will actually see this as someone trying to manipulate the algorithm,
and therefore, it'll punish the video rather than push it further.
So honestly, the happiest thing you could do for me
is just watching my 10-minute videos.
"I made Jack's room in Lego 3.0." Oh my God, it just gets better and better.
It is looking pretty full in there now.
Oh, you've got a little C3PO instead of my Cyberman.
That looks epic.
Oh, and the one billion award's there now as well.
Becky's in a little beanie. That is incredible.
What's that? What am I holding in my hand?
I don't recognize that. Oh, it's the pink Tesla, isn't it?
It's this fella, of course.
Oh my God, you've put me map on the wall.
Oh, and the sock frame thing. That is incredible.
It's looking good this. This is epic.
"Me when the substitute teacher gets out the setting plan."
"No, no, no!
No! That really hurt!"
Did I just hit myself in the face with the Diamond play button?
"No! That really..."
I do not remember doing that.
"Suggestion for Jack, make reaction shorts on JackSucksAtStuff,
as in how rare is your body, how rare are you, etc."
Yeah, of course, that would be a logical thing to try
to try and get this channel to a million subscribers quicker.
We've actually tried turning the existing
How Rare Are You videos into shorts, but it just doesn't quite work
because of how much I whitter on in between each segment.
That just means that they're too long,
but it's probably something I'll maybe dabble with in the future.
"The new channel is doing great."
Yeah, it's absolutely madness. Look at that.
Oh, and now that it's verified, I think I've said this before,
but it looks like a little moon orbiting the emoji.
How cute's that?
But yeah, multiple videos with over a million views on a clips channel
just seems ridiculous, doesn't it?
We whacked one of them onto my TikTok account just to see how it do.
It got three million views. What is happening?
"Jack, is this still happening?"
Am I still buying the Tesla Cybertruck?
The Cybertruck has not released yet either in the UK or in the US.
So in my current situation, I would probably not get it as a Tesla Cybertruck
because I literally don't have anywhere to keep it
because our house just isn't big enough or private enough currently.
But by the time this comes out, we might have moved house
at which point I would more seriously consider going through with the purchase,
even if it was just leasing it for 12 months or something
so that we could make a bunch of videos out of it, you know what I mean?
So last week I said,
"I look forward to seeing this on YouTube Leaksed Social Media."
And then, of course, it was posted on YouTube Leaked social Media.
You know what?
JackSucksAtGeography YouTooz is coming out pretty soon to be fair.
So perhaps it's time for another exclusive little leak.
Oh, is that the JackSucksAtGeography merch that I am wearing at this very moment?
Oh...
I want to release the YouTooz as a big celebration for one million subscribers.
So once we hit one mil, the YouTooz will be shortly following.
"VLC player, but it's the traffic cone Becky."
She looks so sad in this particular image...
"Whoa, my snake enjoying a JackSucksAtStuff video."
Go on. Oh, that's epic.
I have a slight phobia of cobras where they lift up and they go...
Pss, pss, pss, pss...
But this kind of snake I think is really epic.
I mean, don't get me wrong, I also think cobras are epic,
but I am just a bit nervous of the...
Pss, pss, pss, pss...
Oh, here we go, "I redrew this photo."
"It's made it into the Reddit video with a hundred upvotes."
"I want to see a 2022 version of this image right now."
This was my request last week.
[FEMALE ROBOT VOICE] "Okay, Jack challenge accepted."
I did not enjoy that audio. Oh, but you've redone it.
That's really good.
Thank you.
I mean, you were meant to do an updated version, mate.
I needed to see 2022 references rather than 2018-
Do you know what? Forget it. Forget it, it's over.
"Bought the merch from Kuwait!"
Oh, we've gone global! Fantastic! Thank you so much.
Also, just in case you don't know,
we had some requests for youth sizes when it came out,
because they weren't there originally. So they have since been added.
So there are just more size options now on the website.
"Jack, we all know what you think."
Look at his little bit of neck shoulder you've left in there.
That's such a terrible edit.
"Anyone else met Jack and Becky in Tesco Carpark?
They were both so nice, and I was lucky to have met them.
Also got my merch hand delivered by Jack, too."
Yes, there we are.
Yeah, when he ordered one of our posters last year,
he joked that he was near our local Tesco.
So could I hand deliver it?
So I did, mainly to save £3 on the postage.
Don't mind if I do. That went straight in my pocket.
But yeah, I left a little custom card as well.
That was epic. It was nice to meet you, too.
"Jack, how is the emoji play button going?" It's sat behind me, mate.
I don't know if there's actually an emoji on it,
and I won't find out until I unbox it in four weeks time.
Because it's my December video, and I'm already working on a November one.
"Interesting time, and me waiting for Jack to open the packages in the background."
"It was two years since Jack got the Diamond Play Button."
"Can't they just let it go?"
This was me trying to order the one bill award
and YouTube having a bit of an issue with it.
Little bit of an update.
I am maybe working on something with Society Awards.
It's nothing confirmed yet. It might all fall through.
But it is certainly a step in the right direction
and it's something I'm pretty hyped about.
But before I get too excited, it is not me visiting the factory.
Although I would, of course, love to do that.
"JackSucksAtlife is known for playing Minecraft
with comedic commentary in the background
whilst playing his kazoo."
"Change my mind."
No! I've done so much more!!
What is this post?
I think that is our signal to end this week's Reddit video.
Thank you very much for watching. Hopefully, you enjoyed.
Do not forget the merch is only available for seven more days
and then it is gone forever,
and they should arrive before Christmas as well.
So they'd make a pretty good present.
Thanks all so much for watching the video.
Join the Reddit, and I'll see you next week.