- That is not bacon.
- [Dale] What is that?
- It smells like one of the
those like jelly beans that taste disgusting
that try to trick you, like maybe the barf one.
- [Dale] You know you have to lick test this, right?
- It kind of tastes like that too.
It's supposed to be a bacon flavored,
indestructible dog chew bone.
- [Dale] Indestructible, did they just challenge us?
- Oh, they did.
I looked closely, did it say almost indestructible?
Nearly indestructible?
Nope, indestructible.
It's pretty tough.
- [Dale] Looks like it passed test one.
Passed test two?
- My teeth didn't even scratch it, so
- [Dale] Test number three.
Shooting a metal slug at it with our air cannon.
There's no way it'll survive this.
It's too dark for the slow mo.
(loud bang)
What the?
(laughs)
I just got like peppered by cinder block.
(laughs)
- [Mitchell] Where did the dog bone go?
- [Dale] Where'd it go?
We've got a piece there.
We've got a small piece right there.
Oh my gosh - [Mitchell] It's everywhere.
- [Dale] There's like tiny specks of it everywhere.
Here's a piece, a good,
what is that like 30 feet away?
- At least.
We weren't done with our test.
I'm getting on Amazon and overnighting another one.
(laughs)
To be continued.
- Well, that was cool.
You know what else is cool, War Robots.
War Robots is a six versus six tactical multiplayer game.
Choose your robot, customize it, and take it into battle.
Over 90 million players have already installed the game.
- [Mitchell] The game has great 3D graphics
and is getting constant updates
including new robots, maps, and battle modes.
It keeps the game engaging and fun.
Install it now in the link below
and you'll get a huge starter pack
which includes the Boa robot, a unique skin,
full set of weapons, 100 gold,
and 400 thousand silver.
Cha-ching!
- [Dale] So click the link below to join us
and Mitchell's son in battle.
- Let's do this.
Leeroy Jenkins!
- [Dale] That is all we were able to recover
so what would you say that is,
- [Mitchell] Like ten? - [Dale] Like a third?
I think it's less than that, that's like
- [Mitchell] I mean the piece was only like about that big.
- [Dale] There's some dead space in there
but I guess this is close enough.
- [Mitchell] There we go.
Bacon flavor.
- [Dale] So do not get this toy if your dog
is equipped with an air cannon.
- [Mitchell] A stainless steel air cannon bite.
- [Dale] So the way most of this broke, it almost shattered.
We were gonna stick it in the press after
'cause we thought for sure it would survive
but even in the press
I think that this would just shatter again
so we're gonna test a small piece.
Last time we used this
so we need to come up with a new test.
Let's do the Piranha.
'Kay, they're about 60,000 PSI.
(machine hums)
- [Mitchell] Sheer weight.
(machine thuds)
- [Dale] Oh, I heard a drop.
Looks like it failed test four.
So if your dog has a bite
stronger than 60,000 PSI
this is not the toy for you.
- Just give them a piece of steel or something.
(laughs)
- [SpongeBob Narrator] One eternity later.
(thump)
- [Mitchell] The new one has arrived
but the water jet is still broken.
- For the next test we were gonna water jet it.
Our water jet is still broken.
The pump exploded about a week ago.
And this is the crank shaft out of it.
This is the bearing right here that blew up.
Well, this bearing may have gone bad first
which caused that one to go bad
or it could've gone the other way.
We don't know but we've got a new crank shaft
which has already been installed
but we're still missing the cylinders
and the head that comes off right there.
So we're gonna have to find a water jet somewhere else.
Do you think they'll let us?
- Who wouldn't let us?
- [SpongeBob Narrator] A few moments later.
- [Dale] And we found one, along with a really big
complexly cut
floor tile
thing.
- It looks harsh.
(rhythmic music)
It's like brought out the smell.
It smells like-- - [Dale] It's even stronger?
- Like barf and old cheerios.
Smell it Dale.
Here you guys can smell it too.
- [Dale] Ugh.
So the dog bone failed test number five.
So do not buy this toy
if your dog has the bite
of a 60,000 PSI water jet.
- Or has the urine stream of a 60,000 PSI water jet.
(laughs)
(machine rumbles)
(car engine rumbles)
- [Dale] Test number six,
or whatever number we're on.
We're gonna drag it behind my car.
(hammer dings)
- [Mitchell] Boom, nailed it.
- [Dale] Let's see if it'll survive.
- [Mitchell] That actually simulates
some dog bites pretty good.
- [Dale] And then if we do that for about 15 miles
that should be a thorough test.
(rhythmic music)
'Kay, moment of truth.
Did it survive?
Looks like it did.
It's a little chewed up.
Still intact though.
- [Mitchell] It's got some hot tar on it.
It is a hot day so.
- [Dale] Are we calling this a pass?
- [Mitchell] I'd say it passed.
So if your dog likes to be dragged behind a car
then this is the bone to get.
(rhythmic music)