-The annual video of Mbappe trying to leave PSG - 2023
-Sorry Kylian, it’s a no from us.
-What? Why?
-We can’t afford you.
-Really? -Really.
We can’t even afford one of your signed shirts on ebay.
-No way…
-Unless you played for free?
-No!
-Or paid for your own transfer fee?
I’m out of here, Barca beatch!
-Can you leave a donation on the way out please!
-What?
What do you mean Kylian isn’t interested in joining Liverpool?
What’s wrong with Thursday nights?
What’s wrong with one team leagues?
What’s wrong with Darwin Nunez?!!!
-Just imagine it, Kylian you on the right
-Yes -Erling through the middle
-Yes -Grealish on the left!
-YES!!!!!
-When he’s not absolutely smashed…
-Imagine the goals!
-Imagine the trophies!
-Imagine the after-parties!
-Imagine the wages!
-Imagine the FFP breaches we’ll get away with!
-Imagine the fans…
-NO JACK!
-Oh yes, good point…
-What?
-I’ve already played for a tinpot oil club with shit fans…
I’m out of here!
-JACK!!!
-2 beers, 6 sambucas and a bottle of tequila please waiter
-Ha, I can’t stay angry at you Jack, my alcoholic little bargain
-Knock knock, Thomas -Who’s there, Thomas?
-Kylian Mbappe, Thomas!
-No way, Thomas!
-Hi Thomas -Hi Kylian
-So why should I sign for Bayern, beatches?
-Sign for Bayern beatches?
No, we want you for the men’s team -Hahahahaha
-Good one Thomas -Thanks Thomas
-Was that a joke?
-Was signing a new deal at PSG?
-Hahahaha -Good one Thomas
-Thanks Thomas -You don’t seem to be taking these negotiations
seriously -You don’t seem to take football seriously
-Hahahaha -Good one Thomas
-Thanks Thomas -Sigh.
Let’s talk wages -Okay…
We can pay you 500,000 a week -500,000 Euros a week?
-Euros? No...
Baguettes!!!
-HAHAHAHAHA!
-Good one Thomas!
-Thanks Thomas!
-Fork you Thomas & Thomas!
-Ohhhhhh -Negotiations over!
-See you later, Monsieur Pottymouth!
-Bad Choupo-Moting!
-You’re just a bad Choupo-Moting!
-Sorry Kylian, at Chelsea franchine club we have a strict bad players only policy
-Oh.
That explains a lot.
-Let’s do this Harry!
-Please pick-up… please pick-up…
-Sorry.
This person has blocked you.
-NO!!!!
-Withheld number?
-Bonjour?
-Hi Kylian, it’s Karim -And Cristiano!
-Come join us in the -Saudi Pro L -
-No way.
I’ve already wasted 6 years of my career.
-Please!
-No -Do it!
-No -The fans will love you
-No -There will be parties in the street!
-No -There will be parties in training!
-No -Fine, then I’ll quit!
-Sorry Erik, we just can’t afford Mbappe!
-Mbappe?
I’m was talking about selling the club to Qatar
-Oh -So?
-No.
We’re not selling the Glazer Family’s cash cow.
-Damn.
-But we can get you Weghorst back on loan?
-No more loan signings!
-Fine.
How about Peter Crouch on a free?
-Get out
-Kylian Mbappe?
-Nananananana!
We’ve got Almiron!
Almiron!
Miggy Almiron!
Hahahaha.
-I’m thrilled to finally announce the transfer of Kylian Mbappe for 165m Euros!
-I’m over the moon to be here for the next 5 years!
-Kylian could have signed for us last summer totally free…
-Yes, sorry about that…
-So as a punishment…
-Punishment?
-I’ve actually signed him to be our new mascot
-Mascot?
-I give you…
Santiago - the Teenage Madrid Ninja Turtle!
-You son of a beatch…
-Revenge is a dish best-served cold!
-Ugh.
Where will Kylian Mbappe end up this time?
My money’s on back at PSG with a brand new contract and a lot more money in his bank
account.
Check out the other Mbappe videos below!
Adios!