*High Five* TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES! MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE!
And welcome back to Dab Simulator!
Might as well call it that from the last episode
People were just dabbing all over the place
But I did get some good.. umm.. feedback from the last one
Well, everyone seemed to love the game first of all, which is awesome
But also, people were showing me that the.. the thing at the bottom of the screen
is an actual, like, angle indicator, not a power indicator.
I really should.. um.. take more time to look at this shit
So, wait lemmie just try it out for a second
Oh, uh, the angle meter! Ohhh, there we go!
Gonna use Stan again...
Come on. And somebody also said that Stan is a Greek.. singer?
I don't know. Okay..
So, for now, you are going to go.. like that! Oohhhh!
So much m- NO, STANLEY!
you motherfucker..
We should've gone at a 45 degree angle
That's- oh there we go- there he is, fucking dabbing again
Wait for it!
WOOOOO DAB!!!
He's dead in dab pose
That- hhh... Fuck's sake..
Too much dabbing is happening right now!!
Let's restart this. Let's go with Stan again...
Get ready for it.. Ohhh get ready for it!!
And... HUAAA
Fuck.. Fuck.. Yes!
Yess!
NOOO!! Ah, I was trying to bounce out over everything! That was a good one!
I'm feeling that one!
It didn't give me the fucking stuff that I want, though
Are you dead again?
I hope so
I need 250K to be able to get a great one
Fuck's sake
Imma try it again!
Ohhh!
I didn't even get one thumb!?
I need 250K for one thumb!?
What!??
Okay, and, Ehhhh.. DAAA- oh fuck..
Bleugh! Huhu...
That's a bad one, let's-let's do- do over! Do over!!
That was too much!
That was too much angle into the air
You wanna go ...HUUAAAA!!
And then get out over everything
Oh, keep fucking- keep on'a dancin'
YES!!
Come on, have some of those things hit you and carry you
No- YEAHHH, BABY!!
I need 450K to get - oh man..
So- *coughs* (I̖͖͙̺͕̰ ̶͎͓̠c̨̙̣̮a̴̙̠̪̞̼͉n͇̮͉̗̥͎ ̴͇̻͉n̫o̴͓ț͕̰ͅ ̛̯w͡ḁ̼̝͟i̱͖̻͢t ̲̪͚̟to̧̳͕̙̭̱ ̭͈b͍͢e͏͙͉̯̗ f͉͍͚ṛ̲̦͍e̢̙͓̮̗̠͍͈e̗̫̘)
Ḩ̨̩̹̣̫̏͐̅̑̌͊͠Ȩ͉̦̥̣͚͎̂̅̐̌̃̉̌̾́̕͢'̱̯̱͈̭̯̤͆̑͛̕̕ͅŞ̼͕͉̯͍̘̯̍̆̈́̋̏̀̋̑͘̚͢ T̷̢̮̗̤͔͎̻̋́̀͆͊̀́̓͡ͅÃ̫̰̩̥͔̟͍͕̓̑̋͑͡Ǩ͉̝͉̤̍̌̏̽̒͘͝ͅĚ̶͇͖͚̝̙̺̳̰̃̋̿͠N̩̮̮͔̮͎̰͕̅̐̒̓͛́͌̑͘͡ͅ Å̷̡̜̥̩͙͉̒̎͗̀̚͘͡͞W͎͕̙̙̫̖̯͍̌͌͛͛͂̍͡Å̖͖̮͚̤͎̼̗̂̾͛͆͂̃̌̈Y̺͔͙̪͓͖͆́̾̈́̚͢.̸͇͖̳̤̺̦͂͌̑̈́̆
The hell was that?
So for the right ones, you're supposed to land in front of them and then get them to push you...
Well, that's just not gonna happen, Stan the man, is it?
No. But!
Two thumbs!
What has two thumbs and is awesome?
Jackaboy!
If I got three thumbs then it wouldn't have made sense cause I don't have three thumbs
I only have two
Okay so let's try- let's try 'Long Jump 2', then. Now that I actually know how this works.
Mmm- okay, Stan the Man!! We're gonna do it again. Are you ready...?
Steely determination in his eyes.. Not too fast over this! You gotta keep that angle!
OOHHHH, I'M FEELING THIS ONE! OHHH!
Oh, balls. Oh balls..
*Explosions* Ohhhh! BIG, BOUNCY..... BLACK BALLS.
Keep going.. Attaboy. That was terrible.
Don't veer off course. Don't veer off course! Auaaaa
YESSS! WOOO!!!
FUCK YEAH! Nice- Into the grinder!!!
Oh god- Ow, fuck..
Oh, mother of Heh-zeus..
I almost got a million! I almost did it!
The fucking grinder messed me up. It stopped me!
I swear. I swear, on my own.. unborn child's left nipple! That I'm gonna do this.
Imma get a million!!
I mean it- I'm million worthy!
Well Stan is million worthy I guess... Not me
N-huaaaa (The wild Jack caws at his prey)
Ohhhh, Mother fuckin', What happened??
That's what you get for all that dabbing that you do...
Y-You dab to hard... Y-Ya flail about too much n' your arm's gonna pop out of it's socket and fly across your room!
So since now I figured it out I'm gonna try all this shit again!
So I am playing all the same level's again, but who cares!?
Oh... Oh yes!
Oh yes!
YES! So high!! *squeals* Ahahaha!
Take that you fuckin' high score!
Okay...
Land in these
Land in these, These are good...
These are good for you they're gonna explode!
They're gonna treat you nicely!
Well at least I hope so...
Here we go, Knock them al down!, oh God, haha!
I DID IT! YAY!
They didn't explode though, but It's a fuckin' party up in here!
YES!
Ah nice!
40K
My personal best was 63!
And- *laughs* Now I got a 100K more than that
A-hahahah...
Nice! Okay so... There I- Oh what am I doing,
There was high jump too then that seemed harder..
I̛͐̓̎͑̑̍͝T͈̪̰͚̣͂̃̍̓͑͜͜'̴̣̘̼͈̥̜̽͊̾̓̉S̵̡̥̙̥͖̙̫̮̑̿̋́̉̍̑̚ A̡̬͚̲̳͐̄̂̀͋͋̐̚͡ͅL̛͙̳̲̺̗͑̏̃̾̔̈́Ȑ̺̺͔̮̤͚̫̇̀͌͂͜Ę̶̧̰̹͓̝̦̺͈̇̅̇̋̏̊̚͢A̢͕̖̮̯̅͂̽̑̓̚͝D͓̩̦̥͒̃̒͑͐̔͟Y̷̤͕̘͎̖̭̥̔̎̌̾̕͢͝͝ T̶̡͔̻̮̤̮̭͈̅̇͛͆̇̏͘̕͟Ơ̶̖̹̺̫̘̫̘̩͆̄̈́̓̎͌͟͢Ọ̝̣͙̞̝̗͛̇̈́͑͋́̽͂͌ L̛͙͕͔̠̟̩̪̃͛̀͛̏̚͝͝À̴͉̳͙͚̳͉̄̏̑͌̈́͟͞Ṱ̢̛̱̲̗̱̔̆̃̽̎̆̔̈́͡Ḛ͎͚̦̰͚̣̦͂̈̉̀̆́̏͒̅̔͟.͈͉̥̻̣͔̞̮̊͌̓̃̚̕͢
So... Ow my eye is twitching, Why? Stop it please!
Okay, Stan, Stan he's our man!
Fuck your mother yes he will, that's a terrible song!
Huaaaa!
Go...
Go!
Go!!
That- Why ya knocking me down!?
(Stan's bone breaks)
Auaaah.... The sounds!
Oh it's a symphony of broken bones!
(Whisper) Okay well that didn't fucking work did it...
Uh oh!
Uh oh!!
Ohhh...!
You got lucky there Stany boy!
Fly!
Yeah!! *laughs*
Look I learned this in ballet school!
Do, do do do de do! *giggles*
I'm fabulous bitch!
Here we go, Here we go! We got it this time!
We got it this time!
Huaaa!
Oh nooo! I- I -forgot what I was doing...
Oof!
Ow.
Huaaa!
That- Did that do it?
Am I, Am I...Ohhh! Victory!
I got a- I got a thumb but I didn't get a- How!?
Ohhh synchronized swimming!!
Oof!
Ohhh! You did the fucking spilts n' murdered yourself!
Ha!
FABULOUS!
Heh
There's a level called toilet dive...!
What do I- What- What are you firing out of that- please don't tell me that's poop...
Auuueh!
Ahh!
Yesss!
I almost got the coin, come on Granny! Let those fuckin' dabbing skills work!
Where do I go out?
Oh God, Ah! *laughs*
I land in a coffin!
A-hahaha!
I's where you belong Granny!
Well that's a haunting demon sound!
Okay I got two stars for that I can do it again!
Granny is the best!
She can do this no problem, I really wish I had a boost or something that'd be awesome!
Auhhh!
Oh God...
Oh God..!
Oh God..!!
YESSS!
Y-HEH-YES!
Come on Granny, land in it!
[Dab]
NICE!
Did you dab it up? Nope. She's dead as fuck.
*Laughs*
Granny...? You okay? hehe- hah
HELLO!
*laughs*
HELLO!!
YES, THREE STARS!
OKAY!! Sweet tasty jams! Right... Let's get in...
There's alot of these levels, like ragdoll climber and time trials and everything...
But those are more finesse courses, and I'm not gonna be the best at that so I wanna try the toilet long-jump!
Can I land on the lid then fly myself up?
Ahhh... this is a spectacular looking level!!
Granny, are you ready for this!?
You fucking better be!
Oh God....
Oh God....!!
Auaaaa!
Yesss!!
Ohhh... I could've kept going couldn't I?
I could've... O-okay, Okay! Do-over, Do-over..!
Ummm I can actually go thorugh the walls and keep going then get all the coins there..!
Pretty sure anyway...
Hopefully!
Oh... God GRANNY! GRANNY WHAT'S WRONG?? Granny what happened!? Oh my God... *laughs*
*choking from laughter*
Oh my fucking Jesus that was awesome!
Oh- that wasn't- ...???
Ohhh!
Her character model got all fucking crunched up, THAT was so fucking AWESOME!
Okay keep going...! YES!!
(Granny's bone breaks... Granny nuuu)
You can do it Granny!!! YESSS!!!!
Ohhh.... Wait it's a million for the 3....
I thought it was 500K for that...
Okay...
Oh my God, that was so fucking funny...!
Her character model got all compacted..!!
Ohhh... A-hahahah...
Okay, here we go...
*tries to breathe while laughing*
Lemmie go into photo mode for this!!
How do I- Oh *giggles*
*senpai laugh*
*Insane laugh*
When the weed kicks in bro..!!
Ahhh no it fixed it!!
Why??
Ahhh.... It was so much funnier the other way...!!
Fuck!
*laughs*
Ahhh... Granny, What happened..? *laughs*
A-hahahah..!!
this is the best day of my life...!! *laughs again...*
That has to be the thumbnail..!! Ohh my G-ahah-God...
ohh that went from 0 to 100 real fuckin' fast..!!
Woaaaa......
🎼 So here is a story all about how my life got flip turned upside- 🎼 ahahah...
Oh God!! Granny got crushed!
Granny you oka- Yeah she's fine, she's okay!!
Oh my God I'm gonna have a heart attack... Oh...Sweet Jesus... Thank you game for bringing this into our lives..!!
Okay!! We'll try with Stanny boy...!!
Stanny's my main fuckin' man, he's gonna power straight through this!
YESSS! STAN!
*squeals*
Noooooooo!!
Where you goin'??
*pap*
Ssss-aa fucking too awesome...
*poof*
Is there some- Is there extra coins that I can get that's gonna give me like... the million...?
Ohhhh...... Imma have to do it!!
Here we fuckin' go!!
HUAAA!
YES...
Okay...
Slow it on down....
YES!!
BANG!
YESSS!! There's a load of fucking coins in here!!
Get them....
Get them!!
YESSS!!!!!!
You're the fucking man Stanny-boy!!!
I love you!!
I s- I stil- I... What....!?? I still didn't get the million?!...
I still did my personal best at my second attempt ever!
Let's try The Swede...
I don't imagine how he'd do much better, You're in a shopping trolly!
I don't know how that's gonna help your case!
*giggles* A-hahah... He goes fucked up as well!, Haha! You don't even have any wheels anymore..!!
Hahahah... okay...! Slam fucking dunk baby!!
How!?? How are you supposed to do this so welL..!?
BLEUH
I give up man, I dunno how you get way more points
Time for the ragdoll slot machine! Good ol' fuckin Granny pachinko!
Gran-chinko as I like to call it!
Okay...
Get ready Granny...!
Auaaaa!
That's decent, That's nice Ohh God, ohhh....you're gonna get so crushed, your fucking head went through the pipe!!
*Ahh!*
* Huh? Ahh!*
*Hu!*
Ohhhhh God almighty... Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. fuck...
HUAAAA
*giggles* I'm doing it again!
A-hahah!
Just stay going, just keep getting crushed yes!!!
I got the points!
Go! Go up again
*laughs*
Ohhh.... This is so fucking awesome..!
Awww I have one nudge left why can't I use it??
Aghhhh man!!
Oh God that was good
Oh god... Okay!
Well I'm gonna have to leave this episode here...
Before I pass out from laughter
Holy shit... That was one of the funniest things I have done on the channel in recent memory..!
A-hahahah...
the funniest thing,still, that I've ever done on the channel, to me...
The- The funniest thing at the most abrupt, spontaneous, absolute split my side laughing that I have ever done on this channel...
Was the christmas shopper simulator video!
If you go back and watch that, when I kicked that dude who had the TV, I lost my shit
That is the hardest I have ever laughed on this channel,I think, in my entire life, and this-this is a close second!
I- I can't remember some of the episodes, actually where I laughed my absolute hardest
I think some goat sim stuff was some of the best as well...
and, there has been some happy wheels episodes that I've-I've busted a gut laugh-but oh my God...
I love it!
I love when games do that shit when they just freak the fuck out, break ragdoll physics, stuff just goes flying all over the place!
It tickles me.
It tickles to oh so-
a-haha, but anyway!
Thank you guys so much for watching this epiode, If you liked it...
Punch that like button in the face, LIKE A BOSS and highfives all around *whpshh, whpshh* But thank you guys, I'll see all you dudes...
IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!
Oh my god... I need to go take a cold shower or something to cool off....