- When Rhett and Link are away,
- The Mythical crew will play!
(bell ringing)
(crew cheering)
- [Stevie] Good Mythical Weekend.
I'm Stevie, and today we're playing Forbidden Fits.
Before we get started,
let's meet this week's Mythical crew players.
Give me your name and tell me: Smash or Pass.
Harrison Ford.
- Hi, I'm Chase.
And Smash?
'Cause I'm kind of intimidated by Harrison Ford
and I'm realizing that I'm a little into it.
- Alright.
My name's Josh,
and I would Pass on Harrison Ford
because I had an underwhelming experience
at his son Ben Ford's restaurant in LAX.
(crew laughing)
- Hi, I'm Mikayla,
and I'm gonna say Smash,
but only if he's dressed up
as whatever that character's name is from "Star Wars".
I don't really care.
(crew laughing)
- Chewbacca. - Chewbacca.
- Nobody knows.
- Chewbacca. Yeah, that's good.
(crew laughing)
- (clearing throat) Hi, I am Emily,
and it's gonna be a Smash for me, dog,
especially from "What Lies Beneath",
'cause he can choke me out any day.
(crew laughing)
- Ow!
There is no choking in that movie.
- I need to see that movie.
- There's some drowning, but it's a less funny word.
- Hi, I'm Matt Lieb,
and I forgot who I was.
And Pass.
I don't, I just don't think he would be interested in me.
I kind of wanna leave him alone.
You ever seen him interviewed?
He does not want to be talked to, so.
- Or Smashed. - Definitely not Smashed.
- Hi, I'm Jordan,
and I'd tell the President from Air Force One,
"Get off of my plane and into my bedroom."
(crew laughing and clapping)
- [Stevie] Okay.
Today's game mixes the joy of playing dress up
with the stress of playing Taboo.
As you can see, the six of you
have been broken up into two teams.
In each round, one member of the team will be the describer,
one will be the dresser, and one will be the model.
The describer will be shown an image
of five random, unrelated articles of clothing.
It's their job to describe the clothing pieces
to their teammates on the other side of the curtain.
But each piece has three forbidden words
that the describer may not use.
Doing their best to figure out what is being described,
the dresser will dress the model
using pieces from the Mythical wardrobe.
Teams win one point for every correct article of clothing,
and in the end,
the losing team must nominate one player
to take a big old bite of mismatched foods
from the Mythical kitchen.
Are y'all ready to play?
- Yeah. - Sure.
- Alright.
(lively music)
- [Stevie] Okay, y'all, before we start,
Blue team, you do have a chance to play some defense here.
If you catch the other team using any
of the forbidden words, yell out, "Beep, beep, beep,"
and that piece of clothing and possible point
will be eliminated.
But be careful.
If you yell, "Beep, beep, beep," incorrectly,
your team will lose a point.
Also, Emily, did you have something
that you wanted to address before we get started?
- I mean, the cute thing would be I start drooling
'cause of Harrison Ford,
but really, I tried to chug a Red Bull real fast,
and I got some...
But I'm ready now! (crew laughing)
(roaring) Let's do it.
- [Stevie] Okay. Ready.
Set.
Dress up.
- Okay, there's this guy.
He's in like a kid's book thing,
and it's so hard to find him.
But when you find him, you're like,
"Oh, look at that shirt.
I shoulda seen it."
Are you, are you picking up what I'm putting down?
- Oh!
No. Nevermind, nevermind, nevermind.
I see one that's better.
Okay. Okay.
- Can I?
Okay, I'm gonna just do the next one.
- Do the next one. - This is the bottom half-
- We got the shirt.
- Bottom half of a fish person.
- Oh. Sure. - Alright, cool.
- Oh, I know that.
I know that.
- Oh, this is weighted, by the way.
Okay, Matt, leap into this.
Leap in!
(crew laughing)
- [Emily] Y'all keep going with that.
I'm gonna go to the next one.
- Matt, roll your ankle.
- This is a person who builds things.
This is a profession.
They, they build things.
Lot of drills in the,
in the ground.
- The Vikings were industrious.
The Vikings were industrious.
- Yeah, yeah. Industrial.
- [Matt] They built civilization.
- And they wear these so people see 'em
and they're like, "Ah!"
Don't hit 'em. (laughing)
- [Jordan] Oh, a,
a hat with a light.
I'm looking for a hat with a light type thing.
- No. No. - Nope.
- [Emily] It goes on a different part of the body,
The chest. - Can I just put
a ghost sheet on Matt?
It would be funny if he was wearing a ghost sheet.
- Yeah, do it for the bid. - It's a vest!
It's a vest. - Oh, a vest, a vest.
Okay, 'kay, 'kay, 'kay.
- [Emily] Okay.
Yeah, that's a vest. - I'll just stand still.
- Okay, the next one. - Oh, I see it. Okay.
Matt, here, put this, look, thing on.
- [Emily] Okay, the next one.
- Help kids cross the street.
Help kids cross the street.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The next one is what people wear in Nashville
that people in Nashville don't like.
- I've never been to Nashville.
(crew laughing) - What state is it in?
- They don't wear these.
- Oh, cowboy hat.
- Cowboy hat, cowboy hat!
- Ten seconds. - Y'all get it.
- Here we go.
Ooh, Matt's ready for a bachelorette party.
- [Matt] Yee haw!
- Hey-up. Shush!
These are things you put on your hands
when you're really peppy and--
- [Stevie] Five,
- The pom-pom.
Pom-pom, pom-pom. - Four.
- Pom-pom, pom-pom! - Three.
- Pom-poms. - Two.
- Hold the other pom-pom. - One.
(foghorn blasting) Time.
(crew laughing)
- Oh, my god. - Wow.
- Wow, that was really good.
- A masterclass.
- That was so good. - Real teamwork.
- Will you release my family now?
(Jordan laughing)
Can they go?
- [Stevie] Okay, go ahead and pull back the curtain
so you can see the outfit that you were supposed to-
- I can't grab that. - put together.
(laughing raucously)
- You look so cute!
- This is exactly what I wore to Burning Man.
(crew laughing)
- [Stevie] Y'all did great,
and you got it just in the nick of time.
You got every single piece.
- Thank you. - This is a fun game.
- I love this job.
(pom-poms rustling)
(crew laughing)
Feels like a NBC fetish, you know.
Gang-gang.
Mm- - Fire, fire.
- Mm, popcorn.
Mm, popcorn.
(crew laughing)
(lively music)
- [Stevie] Okay, Blue team,
ready, set, dress up.
- Alright, Josh has a lot of these
on his body. - Some shorts, drawers.
- No. - What?
- Like part of the body. - Oh, muscles.
- Yeah, okay. So. - Muscle,
muscle, muscle top.
Muscle tank. - Yeah.
Well, yeah.
- A fake muscle shirt. - Exactly.
- When do I take off my pants?
- [Mikayla] There we go. There we go.
- You don't have to wear it.
You can just take your shirt off, and that's fine, right?
(crew laughing) - [Mikayla] I mean, that too.
That should give us some points.
- Also, take your shoes off. - Sabotage.
- Show feet on main.
Show feet on main. - Shut up!
- Shut up! - Okay, next one.
- Oh, no!
(laughing)
- [Josh] Help! Help!
Tie me up, tie me up.
- This era wears a lot of...
"Grease".
Think of "Grease", the movie, - Seventies?
- But- - Fifties.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But it's a bottom, it's a skirt.
- Er, er, okay. - And it has a dog.
- Poodle skirt. Poodle skirt. - Yeah. There we go.
- [Chase] Is this a poodle skirt?
- Go, go, go, go, go, (screaming)
- [Josh] I don't know what a poodle...
What's a poodle skirt? - I don't know.
- We have a skirt.
It's very pink and frilly.
Does that add up? - Alright.
Next.
"Twilight".
- Er, he's a vampire. - Vampires.
- It's a thing that they wear.
Dracula wears it. - Glass.
Sunglasses.
- Yeah, what is the most famous vampire
not on the banned words?
- Beep, beep, beep, right?
- Vampires wear capes.
- [Mikayla] It's a thing that goes around the neck.
- Dracula. - Tie it around the neck.
It goes around the neck.
It's like a...
You can like wave it.
You have really fun times with it.
You could just like swing around with it, you know?
Swing about.
Okay.
- Emily's the one who likes being choked, not me.
- Let me go to the next one.
Okay, so last round, they had like a "Where's Waldo" thing,
but it's a hat version of that.
- Did it again.
Ooh, beep, beep.
♪ Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep ♪
- [Stevie] Ten seconds.
- And then you need a,
think like all the girls that go to like
the Harry Styles concerts. - Five.
Four, three- - But they wear this thing
around their neck too. - Two.
One.
- Choker? - No.
(foghorn blaring) - Time.
- Dang.
(laughing)
- Are you ready. - Yeah,
let's reveal this current outfit.
- Ha!
(crew laughing and clapping)
Vampires are antisemitic stereotypes!
(Matt laughing)
Anyways.
- We're trying to have fun.
Don't bum us out. - No, he's right!
- [Mikayla] What happened to the poodle skirt?
- I couldn't find it.
I looked. - Isn't this the skirt?
- I looked high and low, and poodle skirts, they're like,
oh, pouffy, and they got poodles.
- There's a poodle on it. - This is pouffy thing.
- [Mikayla] There is a poodle skirt.
- [Stevie] And also, we have a mention of the word hat
and a beep, beep, beep,
so the hat doesn't count.
And then-
- I didn't say "Cat in the Hat"
- [Stevie] And then y'all didn't get to
the last little accessory either.
- I almost did.
- [Stevie] I'm not trying to make you feel bad.
I'm just like, I,
it's my job to tell you that you,
the points that you got.
- I can't feel bad when I looks this good!
(crew laughing)
- You can give them an extra point.
'cause we were kind of being dicks during it.
- Yeah, we were extremely quiet to let you do your thing.
- I know. - Right.
- I don't know why I got so competitive.
- Extremely quiet.
- I got really competitive.
I don't know why. - So, so nasty.
- I'm sorry. - So nasty.
- I was cheering for Mikayla at one point,
which was not the point.
(crew laughing)
(lively music)
- [Stevie] I just wanted to take a minute to remind you
that Good Mythical Evening is coming up fast.
We'll be going live
on August 24th at 10:00 PM Eastern, 7:00 PM Pacific.
How would y'all,
how would y'all describe
what Good Mythical Evening's gonna be like?
- Scary.
- Wundersex. - Bootylicious.
- If you're into humiliation, you'll like watching.
- Scares me. - Glorifying to god.
- Wundersex.
Willkommen our Club Wundersex.
- And nasty, nasty. - Oh, dirty nasty.
- [Stevie] Okay, I hope that description's sold everyone.
Tickets are now available at goodmythicalevening.com,
and we hope to see you there.
- Woo. (clapping)
- [Stevie] Okay, things are gonna get
a little bit more intense,
because I'm cutting the time down even further this round.
- And we're gonna yell a lot at you guys.
- Yeah. - That's fair.
That's totally fair.
You can do that.
- You guys are gonna get revenge,
and that's fine. - Absolutely.
- [Stevie] Okay, so your time starts
as soon as you flip over both those posters.
Go ahead.
- Okay. - Now I have to pee.
- Okay.
(Blue team heckling loudly)
- I don't know.
The "Dumb and Dumber" poster,
they were wearing these guys on their-
- Shoes. The shoes. - "Dumb and Dumber" poster?
- They were wearing the guys, - but maybe not.
- And it's like a,
it does a pointy, and it's like LOL.
You know? - Matt,
that movie's 30 years old.
I don't remember the poster.
- [Matt] Oh, it's a realLY good movie.
Everyone's seen it. - It has to be a reference
that the audience is gonna know.
- Okay.
Er, they don't know.
They won't know this all.
- Matt, come on!
- It's a guy you wear on your body,
the torso part. - Or maybe a leg part.
- [Matt] And then it does.
A point.
It points, and it says,
can I say what it says?
- No. - No!
- Alright.
It says a line. - A torso? What?
- It points.
It points.
It points!
(Blue team laughing) - What points?
A tie. A tie.
- No, the guy!
The guy wearing the torso!
- [Emily] Where's the tie?
I don't see a tie.
- The guy you wear on your torso?
- What is the name of the guy you wear to cover your chest?
- The guy. (laughing)
I think it's a tie.
- Alright! Go on with the next thing!
(Mikayla laughing)
- A top. It's a top, yeah. - A top?
- I'm confusing you with the-
- Thirty seconds. - Move to the next thing.
Let's go! - Okay.
- Just be cool so people say "Daddy" in the comments.
That's all I want. - You're going to a bank
and you don't want people to see your,
I can say face? - You can say face.
- Oh, the ski mask.
- Yah! Yah!
For the- - Ten seconds.
For your two bottom, guys, you-
(Blue team laughing)
To cover your bottom guys,
so that god does not see your shame,
you wear a pair of these.
But these are different,
because there's a mythical creature who has got it on their,
both of them. - Cow shoes?
A cow wasn't.
A cow is real.
(foghorn blaring) - [Stevie] Time.
Oh, man I was rooting for you.
Yeah, this one's...
(Mikayla laughing) Yeah.
- Man, it seems like you excluded 50 more words
from your own vocabulary. - I was scared!
(Mikayla laughing)
- [Emily] Is this it, Matt?
- He said "bottom guys".
- I was trying to play fairly.
Okay.
(crew laughing)
What?
No! - Why?
- [Matt] What are you?
- This is what you were describing.
(crew laughing)
- Not that guy!
It has to cover your whole guy.
- [Emily] You could've said "furry pants!"
(Josh laughing)
- I didn't wanna cheat.
- That's not cheating? - It felt like cheating.
I wanted to play honestly.
- I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
- You can't be disappointed.
It's my birthday. - No, it isn't!
- It's my sober birthday. - Okay.
Aw!
(all clapping)
- Fourteen years clean and sober.
Thank you.
- And look what it did to your brain.
(crew laughing)
- I can't think.
- Now I feel bad for getting drunk before I came.
(all laughing) - No!
(lively music)
- [Stevie] Okay, time starts
when you turn your posters around.
- Ready? - Yes.
- Go, go, go. Okay.
Alright, so this is the garment that goes on your top,
on your torso. - Shirt.
- It has several tassels hanging from it.
- Tassels?
It's a tannish brown color. - Like a fringe.
- It is a vest. - A cowboy vest.
- It's a guy. - Correctomundo.
You got that.
Alright, number two.
Now, this is a hat.
It is an oceanic creature.
Hat, oceanic creature. You should be able to get that.
- No, that.
That crab, or a fish? - Correctomundo.
The first one. - Fish?
Or crab? - The first one.
The first one, you are correct.
- It could be either.
- Oh. Oh, oh, oh!
- [Josh] Now, these are pants.
You know pants? - I do know pants.
- [Josh] This has an Italian American specialty
that often has pie at the end of it.
These are decorated all over the pants.
It is common to New York. - Tiramisu?
- They say they have the best version.
(crew laughing)
No, pie!
It is a savory dish.
- Apple, pear, peach.
- [Josh] New York serves the best slices of this.
- Donut.
Donuts.
- The best slices of this.
They are pants that have what New York serves
the best slices of.
- You can't say pants.
- Pizza? - You gotta say two thighs.
- [Josh] Yes.
You are correct. - Pizza.
Pizza pants? - Yes.
- Pizza pants? - You should--
- Pineapple. - Thirty seconds.
- I'm gonna move on.
I'm gonna move on to the shoes.
These are comically large shoes
that a comically funny person would wear underneath-
- Oh, clown shoes.
- [Josh] an event that happens in a tent.
- A clown. - Correct.
- [Chase] Is the pizza thing a skirt?
- Now the last one.
Now, it is- - Maybe.
- [Josh] The last one,
it is going to envelop the entire body.
It is gonna drape over the entire body.
- The whole body? Okay. - Check for pizza.
- Ten seconds. - And the material,
the material is simply found on a bed.
What would go underneath a comforter?
- Under it? - It is going to create
a frightening creature.
- Like a plastic,
a bedwetting sheet. - A ghost?
- Chase is correct.
Chase said it, Chase said it, Chase said it.
- Woo, I am a comforter.
- Three, two, one. - Give it to me.
- Time. (foghorn blaring)
- Five for five?
- Woo!
- [Stevie] Pull back the curtain.
- [Josh] Let's see, let's see, let's see.
Please don't get- (curtain rings scraping)
There it is!
He's got the sheet, he's got the tassels,
he's got the clown shoes, he's got the pizza pants.
And he has, what's on his head?
That's the crab hat!
That's five for five!
That's five for five. - Yes!
(Red team clapping) We do not play.
This is not a game,
and I don't know where my camera is.
(Mikayla laughing)
- I thought you were gonna be there for a high five!
- Take a promo. - Gimme all the cameras.
I'm looking at all of you.
- [Stevie] I mean, that was impressive, Josh,
it really was. - That was really good.
- [Stevie] And you also pulled off the win
for the entire game.
- Yeah! - Yeeeeeeees!
- [Stevie] Which means the punishment goes to the Red team.
A reminder, it's a bite of a mismatched thing of food.
But there's only one, so y'all have to choose
which member of your team- - I'll do it.
- [Stevie] Oh, Emily!
- Because it's your sober birthday.
- Thank you.
(crew laughing)
- And you deserve a little treat.
Okay.
Here we go.
(toast crunching)
- What is it?
Looks okay. - It's good!
- [Stevie] It's hard boiled egg, shrimp paste, fig jam,
wasabi and Vegemite. - I like it.
(all laughing)
Girl dinner!
(all laughing)
- [Stevie] Big thanks to the Mythical crew who played today,
and everyone at home for hanging out with us.
We'll be back next weekend with a brand new game.
- Bye. - Bye, everybody.
- [Matt] Goodbye, everyone.
- We don't lose! - Happy weekend.
Go to the pool.
- [Stevie] Good Mythical Evening is just around the corner.
We'll be going live on August 24th
at 10:00 PM Eastern, 7:00 PM Pacific.
Tickets are now available at goodmythicalevening.com.