We were just chatting during the break,
and you mentioned that you do a little trick,
you do this at parties, where do you do it?
No, I did it when I was a little kid.
[Conan] I wanna see this.
Because it's like a special talent I have.
[Conan] Okay!
So you take the needle and thread and pretend,
you have to pretend.
And then you go in, take the thread out,
then you sew your mouth, right.
The thing in, comes out,
mmhmm, hmm hmm, and then you go.
Can you do that?
(audience clapping)
No, that's very nice.
(audience clapping)
I think it's more fun when you do it (chuckles)
than when I do it.
I mean it'd be better with blood.
(Conan laughing)
(audience laughing)
He's right, you know.
(audience clapping)
You do lots of tricks like that?
Yeah, I can do all sorts of things with my mouth.
(audience clapping)
I was hoping you would give me a job
doing that mouth thing with the president.
(laughs) Okay, if you want that, yeah.
Because the face and, "Hello!"
You know, all those things-
If you wanna do it, the pay ain't that great.
And you seem to be doing fine without it,
but you're more than welcome.
Now, you know, what's interesting is
the timing of this movie is kinda cool,
because a lot of people now have a renewed interest
in Studio 54.
I grew up in Boston.
I was never around Studio 54.
I didn't go to that club.
So I don't know what it would have been like if I had gone.
Oh really?
Yeah.
Well, there was like tons of people out
trying to get in, it was crazy.
I mean, everybody was killing to be in that place
because like the most important and most beautiful
and most outrageous people would go there.
So people would stand outside,
and if you got picked, you could go in.
But if you didn't get picked,
you were screwed, you couldn't go.
No, and I'm sorry, Conan,
but I don't know that you would have gotten in,
because (Conan laughs)
you kind of look like an accountant.
Yeah, that's kind of,
(audience laughs)
well, she's right, I'm not like the coolest looking guy.
I think if I was,
"Could I please enter? I would appreciate it
(audience laughs) if I could come in."
I don't think, yeah. But do you know what,
now that it's coming back in case they open another club
like this. Right?
I wanna give you as a present
the Studio 54 emergency kit.
Okay? Yeah, they told me
that you brought some stuff that's back here.
What are we talking about here?
We're talking about a make-over
and this has to come off.
Oh, this microphone has to, okay.
And this has to come off.
I'm liking this part.
(audience whoops)
Now we have to take off this.
The whole tie has to go?
The whole tie has to go,
the whole shirt has to go actually.
(laughs) No wait, you take the whole shirt off?
Yeah, the whole shirt has to go.
Oh, I didn't know that.
No one wants to see my bare flesh on TV.
Yes, we wanna see the bare flesh!
(audience cheers)
I'm confused about why a couple of guys in the audience
are like, "Yeah!"
Oh, no, come on, come on,
it's gotta come off.
(audience cheer) Okay.
It's a real treat- Come on, Conan.
For everyone out there.
Oh this is perfect for the period!
This is gonna work. (audience cheer)
This chest, the hair on the chest works perfect.
It was very in back then.
Okay now, (audience laughs)
here we go.
Okay, right in here.
What're you putting, I wanna-
Right in here.
Oh great, yeah, this is terrific, nice look for me.
Can we switch over to this mic, are we cool?
All right.
Now, I have to do this a special way.
Let me see. (audience cheers)
How do we do, there we go, whoo!
Wait wait, we're not done.
I'd meet a lot of nice fellas this way, I think.
Here you go, not bad.
Okay now- Who's buying this right now,
you like this look, is this-
Ready for this? Yeah, yeah.
Okay Conan, now, here we go!
(audience cheering)
Not bad, all right!
So now, you're ready to do the bump.
Do you think you can get some bump music for us?
Music in here? Yes!
All right, a little music here!
(energetic music)