What do you really see first when you look at an image when you look at a person when you look at anything
Where is the first place your mind goes? Does it go dirty? Does it go innocent?
Does it go out the window and start thinking about sandwiches like mine does because that's what I usually do
We're gonna take some tests to see how dirty your mind really is or as we like to call it
What did you see fiiirst [announcer voice]
Says right here. It's not really what I call this. You know what they call it
So right off the bat, I see spider-man anytime. There's spider-man there. I'll see spider-man
I know it's supposed to be a pair of boobs, but
That's spider-man. So let's play let's get in. Okay game
Already better than you you know why I've seen this before I didn't think that that was a naked lady right there
I knew that this was this lady's arm ha
There we go. Seen that before can't pull it forward faster over on Jack
Oh.. haha
Okay, you got me
That one I thought was a butt I actually thought it was your friend's ass
Okay, I guess you got me on this one game gee willikers. Hope my mom isn't coming and seeing me recording this video
Okay, a girl with no pants on let's be honest. Let's be fair. That's what I thought. It's so convincing
Okay, what else what else you got Oh
God
Okay
Umm... Are we gonna get demonetized for this am I gonna get...
[nervous laughter]
A man with his legs open. That's what I thought it was. This is what it looks like. That's penis right there.
Oh! This one's not fair
What do ya see naked bottoms or two women sitting on barstools it's literally both
You know what?
I'm gonna give myself the benefit of the doubt in that one and I'm gonna say
Barstools because I did know they were bar stools. I didn't think their asses were actually out in the air. I
I don- oh
No, it took me a second it took me a second to get it
Supposed to look like she's got a big ol dingdong
Supposed to look like she's got a big old door knocker right between her legs
You know what? That's fine, cuz I knew it was a saddle
That's why I couldn't even get it cuz I was like, she's just riding a bike
I thought it supposed to be looking at something back here girl riding bicycle. Come on
What else you got?
[Off camera] oh, for fucks sake
Okay, okay fine
Okay, maybe you got me on that one. Maybe it looks like the guy's got a big old boner going on
That's not even the weirdest part of this picture
What the fuck'er these? Oh
[Coughs]
Sorry, I should say it in um..
[Coughs again]
Colloquial terms
What are those I can't fuckin...
Originally I looked to see what the hell was going on here
cuz I was like is she.. is her pants down.. and then I was like oh
It's supposed to look like he's got a boner going on. Got it, haha
Wait, does she have jeans shoes?
What does it look like she decided that she was gonna take a whiz?
Pull down her pants and then realized oh wait, these are not my pants. These are actually just ankle...
...jeans
What?? Six out of ten six out of ten we've been fine so fair we've been fine so far
Okay, a guy who looks a little bit excited
Maybe he got me on that one
That's fine. I'll take it. I'll take the blame. I'll take the hit
What else?
Ohoho.. That's unfortunate..
Oh, these pictures, this looks like a picture that I would have been in years ago not having my fucking dick hanging out
but I mean
these types of pictures worth like you're in college and you're out and you're in like a house of some people and you're
You having drinks?
Whatever and then someone takes a picture with the flash or and you're like you realize the lights are on in the house
You don't need a flash and they're like.. "The flash makes the picture better"
The looks.. It didn't.. Okay, it looked like a tiny little nubbin. Okay, who would have known?
Your thumb and the muscle in your thumb go to look like penis and a ballsack
Whatever
Okay
Cheerleaders trying to hoist a friend of cheerleaders participating some strange behavior
You know, what if you're going to make a quiz about how dirty your mind really is. Just say the terms
"Questionable a body part" its penis
Just say it. Stop being a child. Just say, it grow up. Here. We are. Yes, it looks like they're trying to fist their friend
But really that's like it doesn't actually look like that. They're clearly doing like cheerleader practice
So trying to hoist a friend to fuck you, haha. See this one didn't fool me either cuz I'm a smart boy
I've gone back into the past. I have brushed up on all these before I have seen this picture before and
I can't actually even see it as not the lamp anymore.... Oh, yeah, it's supposed to be legs and underwear
Nah, it's a lamp
That's a lamp right there my friends. Okay, last one
last one in the first quiz
Let's see what it is. Okay
Okay
Goddamnit
First off I was like, oh it's supposed to look like boobs obviously, but then i was like no it's fruit
No, it's two bald men from a bird's-eye view looking at their noses
Okay, a pair of boobs fine, whatever you got me
So what if I'm 12 on the inside?
Wait, am I feel like an why am I acting like this quiz was attacking me or something
This is just a fun time down me
90% dirty mind 10% innocent if there is any dirty way to see a picture you will see it that way what? Excuse me?
Play buzz
It's not my fault that my brain is wired that way. All right. I am only human
But some of those were good oh-ho but play buzz couldn't stop their play buzz couldn't just do one quiz about
Oh how dirty your mind really is. They have to do two of them because apparently these are gonna be different
I dunno..
the clicks and the ad rates must have been huge on that first one so they were like
Let's maybe make a second one, you know people like them whatever
We're Scheels. We'll do whatever is possible... Says the guy who's here doing the fucking quiz for a video...
Life is so much more interesting when you have a dirty mind. Is this a sexy picture just an innocent object?
Wait what this just looks like cleavage to me. Is it supposed to be something else?
This is very much bothering me now that I can only see a pair of boobs. Okay moving on let's do the actual quiz
Oh my god
Really?
No!
Innocent or meh..
Innocent I saw the word innocent and blurted it out, YouTube...
If you somehow do something to me because of this video, shame on you
Your mind is dirtier than you think it is
If you think this is the woman bent over showing her bare ass shame on you
It's two pieces of couches. Okay, it's totally innocent
[Intense music starts] So if you see that and you strike me down where I stand
If you demonetize this man
if you claim this video
Your mind is dirtier than any of us, but I did see it as dirty. So I'm right there with you [End music]
...Okay?
Are you grabbing like a glass of beer or something? First off, I didn't think that that was dirty
I know what you're implying and that's the thing about this quiz because I know it's supposed to look dirty
But then it's not so I know it's supposed to look like a man grabbing a boob
But then in my brain. I'm like is he?
grabbing like a cross-section of a boob
Totally innocent whatever.
Oh no, poor pupper.
[Nervous laughter]
Oh, you straight look like a fuzzy penis.
I mean, I knew it was a dog immediately. I think I'm clear on this one because who the hell's penis looks like that
Who has a fuzzy penis around here? Okay?
That's not what they look like. Are you wearing a winter warmer a willy warmer?
It's summertime. Take it off stop sweatin your dick.
Okay, didn't get me that's totally fine. That's totally innocent
I mean you're naked and I thought that that was supposed to be things
I was like, oh I get what the toes are supposed to look like
Not today, not just a hat rack, my friend
It's also a dumb factory
Totally innocent. I didn't get that
Um
Did someone forget what the quiz is supposed to be? This isn't even trying
Is this something dirty or totally innocent?
I mean that is a pair of boobs, isn't it?
A pair of boobs in like straps.. What?
Innocent? I don't know
I feel like you guys have absolutely lost the plot on this right now
It's supposed to be something that looks like one thing but it's something else. This doesn't even look like anything
I think it's supposed to look like
someone licking a ding-dong
but it looks like a
Ghost pepper on top of a hot dog.
I want innocent on that one, screw you
Now see...
This is what it's supposed to be
But again..
What else is that supposed to look like...
This is not how this game works.. PLAY BUZZ
Get your shit together
Just for this cuz obviously that looks like someone's naked rump they're naked bum bum
but at the same time
What else is it? Supposed to look like? What is this? What are we looking at?
That's just someones ass!
What is going on
Now see, okay. Here you go
This is it.
I mean that does not look like someone's ass because...
I'm sorry, if I anyone out there's ass looks like that.
It's like did you go outside in the Sun without any underwear or pants or?
or sense?
Cuz and I guess that this is supposed to look like someone like you bent over looking like hey, what's up?
But that just looks like a tomato
And like it's got some green stuff coming out up on top again
I would just feel horrible if that was someone's swamp ass.
Okay, we got the lamp again
Yeah, I think we should just end this here clearly Play Buzz are not playing anymore. This just stupid
This is just a person with no shirt on
What else is it supposed to look like I'm going to innocent with that?
That's just boobs!! I need to call up somebody from Play Buzz... Who di- Harold Hammershlag.
Okay, I can't mess with anybody call hammer Harold hammershlag.
I'm 90% innocent mind and 10% dirty
I always knew that the the cruelty of the Internet wasn't gonna corrupt my little childish mind.
I always do the deep down, I was just a little boy.
Your mind is completely innocent. Not once did you see a dirty image in the pictures.
I literally straight-up just saw boobs for half of them
Because that's all they were and I was just messing with the system. I'm an anarchist
I like to just drop a match into a powder keg and watch the flames burn.
I hope you all learned something here today
I hope you all learned how dirty your mind really is. I also hope that you learned how...
Ridiculous that quiz was and I also hope you learned how to use your time more wisely
That's really what this quiz was all about
What this entire video is about by the time you get to the end of it you realize
Man, I could have been doing something else with my time
That's how I feel like after recording it to be honest
[REGRET]
So, how's it going? All right, this is going to be a really fun..
test of YouTube itself. I'm gonna take one of the images that was in this test
I'm gonna use it as the thumbnail and just call the video
"How dirty is your mind really" or something like that?
And I want to see if YouTube actually flagged some of this as actual like nudity
That's going to be fascinating to see if their algorithm actually sees a lamp as a pair of legs.
Maybe you should use the couch one or just look like someone's ass.
But thank you guys so much for watching this video if you liked it
punch that like button in the face!
LIKE A BOSS!
And...
High fives all round!
[High five sounds]
But thank you guys and i will see all you dudes In the next video!!!
I want to take a quiz called "How dumb is my mind really." Actually that's just any exam ever
[Laughs at own joke]