-You and I had the most wonderful trip,
because we met in Amsterdam.
We worked for a theater called Boom Chicago.
And Boom Chicago had its 25th anniversary this summer.
-It did. -Which was great because I think
only a 25th anniversary would our spouses allow us
to go back to Amsterdam. -Yeah.
-And there's a bunch of us here.
Colton Dunn, there's my brother Josh,
Jill Benjamin, Josie O'Reilly, Liz Cackowski.
-Liz Cackowski, good group. -And how did you --
We were there for three days back in Amsterdam,
where we lived in our 20s.
-Yeah, and it's very different living in Amsterdam
when your in your mid-20s than when you're early 40s.
-Yeah.
-It's bad when you're early 40s, because your body --
I don't know if you know this, Seth.
Your body changes as you get older.
-Yeah. -I don't know if you knew that.
-Yeah. -I found it out, and, you know,
when you're in your 20s, you can drink, oh, 20 beers.
-Yeah.
-I did that with you a couple months ago.
-Yeah, 'cause you definitely --
You still have the head of a 20-year-old, my friend.
-Yeah, I do. Yeah, I do.
Spiritually, I'm 20. -Yeah.
-Physically, I'm --
-Your spirit animal is you at 20.
[ Laughter ] -It is.
And my physical animal is... Remember Buddy Ebsen?
[ Laughter ] -Yeah.
From "The Beverly Hillbillies"? -Yeah.
-Yeah, that's -- that's who it is.
-Well I remember you and Liz Cackowski,
who's a fantastic comedian, writer,
you guys flew out together, and the pictures on the flight
to Amsterdam, where you guys, like, yeah, toast.
-Yeah. -You're so happy.
And then tell us about the flight home.
-The flight home, I don't remember it,
but I remember turning to her dramatically in the lounge
and going, "Liz, I need to get on that plane."
Sounded like Harrison Ford in "Air Force One,"
but the opposite. -Yeah.
-Yeah. And she was like, "All right, fine.
Don't worry about it." -Now, it should be noted
that this is an early flight leaving Amsterdam.
And how much had you slept? -0.0 hours.
-Okay, gotcha. Yeah. -I laid in a park.
-Yeah, you fell asleep in a park for a second.
-Yeah, but I put my hat out. I got a couple bucks.
[ Laughter ]
Bought a nice broodje at the airport.
-Dutch for sandwich. -Dutch for sandwich.
[ Laughter ]
Thank you. Yeah, it was --
But then, I woke up seven hours in, I felt great.
-Yeah.
-And then for two weeks, I had depression.
-Uh-huh. -And then I felt great.
-Oh, well, that's good. -Yes.
-Well, it was a great trip,
and it was worth two weeks of depression.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah. No doubt.
-Your wife and my wife both very nice.
I have two kids. You've got three now.
-Three kids. Yeah.
-So, now I know Halloween's coming up.
Are you guys enthusiastic about it?
-They are. The kids are.
We're doing a "Star Wars" theme.
-Oh, that's great. -Yeah it's great.
Rey, then my wife is Leia, then the middle kid is Yoda,
and then the youngest is Chewbacca.
Han Solo, obviously. -Uh-huh.
[ Laughter ]
-But maybe Han from "The Force Awakens."
The kind of slower... "Huh, huh. Huh."
He always looked surprised -- "Hunh! Hunh!"
[ Laughter ]
But, yeah. -I'm glad you've gotten
a lot of your Harrison Ford impression in tonight.
[ Laughter ]
-Yeah, I guess you can open with your closer. Yay!
But, no, I'm not gonna have any more kids.
I had a medical procedure. -Oh, wow.
-Yeah. -Congratulations.
-Yep. I found a guy on Craigslist.
-Okay. [ Laughter ]
He just -- He came over and just kicked me in the nuts a bunch.
-Uh-huh. -And, uh --
-But you did actually have -- -I did have the vasectomy.
-Okay, gotcha. -Yeah, which --
-Was everybody in the family in agreement?
Was Erica behind the idea? -It was Erica's idea.
-Okay, gotcha. -And I jumped on board.
[ Laughter ]
It was kind of fine for the first, you know --
Like three days, I was like, "This is not a big deal."
-This is after the fact? -This is after the fact.
And then the fact... -Okay.
-...was that -- I don't know how to say this.
My -- Well, my -- It turned purple.
-Oh, wow. [ Laughter ]
-Now, I don't mean like, "Oh, it was kind of purple."
I mean, it was -- You know Grimace from McDonald's?
-Sure. [ Laughter ]
If he had one, it would look indistinguishable.
[ Laughter ]
So, I am the new face of McDonald's.
-Wow! [ Laughter ]
Congratulations. -Thank you. Thank you.
-You made -- You made lemonade, my friend.
-Purple lemonade. -Purple lemonade.
-Yeah, it really hurt, and it was real scary for a minute.
But I'm fine now. -Gotcha. You're fine now.
Back to like, 60% purple, which is normal.
That's normal for me. -Oh, that was where you were at.
That was your starting point. -Yeah.
-My God, you have so many great things going on right now.
-Got a vasectomy. -You got a vasectomy.
-I'm gonna be old Han Solo. [ Laughter ]
-Buddy, it is always just such a pleasure to have you here.
Congrats again on the movie. It's really amazing.
-Thank you. [ Cheers and applause ]
-That's Ike Barinholtz, everybody.
I'm his friend. "The Oath" is in theaters now.