[MUSIC PLAYING]
[SIDE CHATTER]
5, 6, 7--
[MUSIC - MAGGIE LINDEMANN, "PRETTY GIRL"]
[SINGING] I can swear, I can joke, I say what's on my mind.
I keep up with the guys.
And you see me holding up my middle finger
to the world, your ribbons and your pearls.
'Cause I'm not just a pretty girl.
So what do you do when your friend is
wearing the same outfit as you?
Do you, A, make them change?
B, rock it together because we should be bringing
each other up, not down?
Or, C, fight them to the death?
Oh, it's C, fight them to the death.
No, Carly, it's B, rock it together
because we should be bringing each other up, not down.
How?
[MUSIC PLAYING]
The latest in towel fashion, so you
can rock that towel once you get out of the locker room shower.
As you can see, the one-shoulder dress style towel is very in.
You can also bring that along with the pants
style and matching fabulous towel crop top alongside it.
They may fall off while you're walking,
but that is the price of fashion.
There's always the nice skirt and skirt combo as well,
with fabulous tie in the back.
So we will see you at tomorrow's locker room fashion show
where we show you how to wear cute sport shorts [INAUDIBLE]
in class.
[MUSIC - "ROCK-A-BYE BABY"]
I've got class in five minutes.
Can you help with this?
Don't worry, I've got you.
I've got all the Batiste products what we need.
I will literally be done in a minute.
I doubt that, but let's see if you can work some miracles.
[MUSIC - HENRY MANCINI, "PINK PANTHER THEME SONG"]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Just massage it in.
Whoa, how'd you do that?
It's Batiste, not me.
[TOILET FLUSHING]
I've got to go to class.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
So what do you do when you find out that your best friend is
spreading rumors about you?
Do you, A, spread rumors about them?
B, talk it out?
Or, C, John Cena them?
Oh, it's John Cena her.
No, Carly, it's B, talk it out.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
What happened?
She stubbed her toe.
Oh my god, it's worse than I thought.
[MUSIC - "ROCK-A-BYE BABY"]
So what should you do when you see your crush?
Do you, A, give them $1?
B, smile and say hi.
Or, C, stalk them and find out their address and their likes
and dislikes and their family's names, then go to their house
and get a piece of their hair, then bring the cells
to the scientist next door and have the scientist clone them
into a little clone baby, and then raise the baby until you
two are old enough to date?
Oh, the answer is C.
No Carly, the answer is B, smile and say hi.
[SIGH] Oh, that explains why Tim doesn't like me.
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
OK guys, so Max's class over here at 1:00 PM.
So if you can find yourself to go
through this hallway around 12:58 PM,
you guys can cross paths, make eye contact for three seconds,
you fall in love.
After school, he also has football practice,
so if you come through here, that's
another three seconds you can make eye contact with him.
That's six seconds.
Six seconds.
You can have his last name in six seconds.
Maybe if you're good-- his first name.
Are you sure about this?
Yes, I'm sure about this.
I have blueprints of the school.
Do you think this is a game?
You got this.
Make eye contact.
You know the plan.
We've got it.
Let's go, let's go.
[ALARM RINGING]
Julia-- Julia, get up.
We've class in five minutes.
So I hope you guys enjoyed this video.
And thank you so much to Batiste for making this video possible.
You guys know Batiste, so the dry shampoo instead
of like different hair colors.
It smells really good too.
But I don't really like using other dry shampoos
because they make my hair gray.
And this one doesn't.
If you guys want to get Batiste Dry Shampoo,
I'm going to have the link in the description
box of where you can get it.
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OK, I love you guys so much.
Bye.
So if you can find yourself to go through this hallway
around 12:58, 12:59--
[LAUGHING]
12:59.
He also has football practice after school,
so if you go through the auditorium and come through,
that's another three seconds.
All right, the world hasn't even seen that since Bella
in Twilight, OK?
[LAUGHING]
Six seconds.
You guys can literally have-- you can have
his last name in six seconds.
Maybe if you're good--
his first name.
[LAUGHING]
All right, reset.