[laughing]
Huh?
All right, you brain dead barnacles!
Drop those patties,
your sandwiches are coming with me!
- Awww, so cute! - Huh?
I just want to pinch his face.
Oh, look at this precious little sweetie.
Those adorable cheeks. Oh, that sparkling eye!
No!
That adorable tookus!
Stop! Get away!
I hate this town!
[screams]
Karen! Ow!
Oh, let me guess, another failure?
Of course another failure!
How am I supposed to steal the Krabby Patty formula
when everybody thinks I'm adorable?
Cute is no way to inspire a fear!
Unless... Yes! Oh,that's it!
[grunting] I'll teach the fools
of this town that cute can be horrific!
There, my evil masterwork is complete!
An egg?
I already had breakfast, Sheldon.
It's not the egg. It's what's inside!
A robot, so diabolical, so devious, so adorable!
When people see it, they'll have to say, "Awww!"
But that sound, will transform it,
into a terrifying monster... that will eat them!
Behold! Revenge-Bot Model Q.T.-Pi!
[quacking]
Yes!
Did you say it was going to eat people?
That's right!
Its victims will be trapped in its quantum-stomach prison.
To, uh... think about what they've done?
Well have fun with your little toy.
Just don't forget to take out the trash.
Awww!
[roaring]
Oh boy.
[screaming]
It works! It... Huh?
Barnacles.
[roaring]
[quacking]
I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!
Whoa! Huh...
Excellent!
That moron won't be able to stop "Awww"ing at my robot!
Go robot! Eat him.
Eat him good, baby! [laughing]
[quacking]
Huh? Awww...
Here it comes!
A cute little robot like you shouldn't be out here all alone.
What's your name? Q.T.-? That's adorable.
Come on, I'll take care of you until we find your owner.
Yes, that's right, take us right into my enemy's lair...
This is where I work, these are our customers,
and this is Squidward, my best friend!
Huh?! Huh?! Wh-wh- That is a filthy lie!
Ooh, speaking of filthy,
I better wash these dirty hands before I get cooking.
Squidward, be a dear and keep an eye on him
for me, will you?
[quacking]
Say, you are pretty cute.
Did you say "cute"?!
Um, uh.
Yeah, cute.
Okay, get back you animals! He needs room to be precious.
[quacking]
[gasping]
Awww!
[screaming]
Hey, those don't sound like "I'm spending money" screams!
Wha-?
[screeching]
[screaming]
Proper drying of the hands is every bit as important
as the- whaaaaaa?
[quacking]
Huh, guess we closed early today...
Oh boy, now I have more time to help my new friend Q.T.-!
La la la la la la la, la la la la la la la,
la la la la la la la!
[screaming]
Huh? What in the name of Neptune is going on here?
[grunting]
Oh, yeah! What is happening here?
Plankton... This has "you" written all over it.
How dare you?!
Heh, how'd that get on there?
Okay, it was me.
To teach you all a lesson,
I made a robot that eats people who say, "Awww!"
So sue me.
Oh, I don't wanna sue you, Plankton.
I wanna get out of your infernal contraption!
Well, the only way out is the emergency evacuation uvular.
Which is, up there.
Huh? Alright, you heard the pipsqueak.
Everyone form up! Let's yank that uvular!
[grunting]
Ha ha!
[grunting]
[groaning]
Looks like we're stuck here,
until this dumb robot eats more people.