Welcome to pizza Creator pizza Connection 3. This is a free-to-play steam game
So I don't really expect the highest of calipers when it comes to video games with this
But it's a game about making your own pizza. I thought that'd be way too cool to not do for a video
I love pizza. It's my favorite food. So why the fuck not?
reset shape, whoa
We're going to play around with this pizza. No, nanamo does that mean pizza. No name
I'm Gonna call this one the gut buster
That's what it's Gonna be called can I like oh, I can move it. Oh
I can actually make my own pizza shape oh
Okay, I'm gonna make a pizza that only a mother could love umm right whatever fucking shape of the pizza there starfish triangle
illuminitsa whoo
Great, so we have some sauce and we have a bunch of toppings that we can do um
Okay, ah potatoes. Oh
I just put the whole fucking potato on to it
a banana?
thats fucking amazing
can I put a little... Oh can I rotate the fucking?
Okay, no not you. You don't work. You don't work as good as they want you to um a carrot?
oh I want something that's smaller I
Can't call this from the gut buster
. I have to call this one um
What should I call it. Oh fuck this is amazing. I didn't expect this to be just funny so quick
we call this one the
the
smiling gypsy
why not
Smiling gypsy there we go ingredient dissolution can I can I finish?
the smiling gypsy 170 grams of bananas 340 grams apples and 20 grams of pepperoni
Well, that's a pepper not a pepperoni
base price 245 sales Price 250
No, we're selling this for 350
That's really wait. Is there an actual like?
So an actual like game to this
All agrees will be reset know what I'm fucking sharing this on Facebook. Go away
What no!!!!!!!!right? We're going to get square pizza this time, please can I change my base?
Who said I wanted tomato on my base what if don't like tomatoes, okay You know. We're putting down first on this oh
Just to piss everybody off. Where is it here we go?
Yes, it's just fucking full pineapple btw pineapples are shit
Alright, just putting full by Amazon there. We go. That's about to rouse some people oh
Yeah, a lot of people out there saying no, you don't put pineapple on a pizza to them. I say fuck you
There's two types of people in the world people
Who put plain Apple on their pizza and people who are just fucking wrong right there? We go perfect pizza
We're gonna call this one the one true pizza
There we go there says there's not even pizza under this. It's just all
pineapples you
Might as well be eating a fucking, Hawaiian Island
Okay, I don't think I do it
67,000 grams of Pineapples I
Can sell it for three hundred and eighty two hundred sixty-eight dollars at the base, but I could make a profit with
$383 there we go eight hundred and four dollars for that pizza, please
I don't think I think the idea of this game
Is that you're supposed to enter your pete's into a competition and put it on Facebook?
But there's two factors of that that I don't want to do
the Facebook part of it because I'd rather just shove one of these pineapple a straight up inside my nostrils and also the
Competition aspect of it. I know my pizza already wins this is the best piece of the man has ever created not God
God wishes. He could create pizza this perfect
Sitting up there in his fucking clouds. God pray just even like pineapple on pizza and some chicken
Love I love the maggots oh
Snake I
Like that the ingredients aren't cooked either. They're just there
And Sprinkle of ginger you got em, wha ah?
Magnifique oh
Oh, I think I get it now pineapple sighs I
was just
Here's all the ingredients sliced up like they would appear on a pizza the squid it looks like a fucking diaphragm
Made you put pear and peter okay?
I vote for one putting pineapple on Pizza, but even I draw the fucking line at raspberries and apples
Who does that - somebody do that this is somebody out there who puts apples and pizza?
Pineapple did you not get the memo that was supposed to be applying in front of that, okay?
Let's start over olives or as I like to call them tiny buttholes, right?
Let's put this is make an actual like awesome pizza. Make a really good. That's not pepperoni
That's a pepper
You know pepperoni to meat. Do you have noticed salami okay? It's salami then oh
Yes, here. We go. We're just making like an actual
Honest-to-God
Amazing pizza, you know with some fucking snake and ants
Excuse me, Sir could I have a pizza. Yes?
Hold-hold tomato sauce I was just like some capers and also some fucking ants and maggots
Grasshoppers no not for me. That's that's not good, but shrimp crab cockles and mussels. Yeah very good
Maybe stick some fucking squid penis on there very nice
No, we need a smaller amount of pineapple
Sprinkle Sprinkle Sprinkle
pineapple for me to have any sweet corn
Hold on put corn there we go, and I also find out that some people don't like corn on their pizza either
I'm sorry, but what is wrong with humanity? I thought we were all in this together
No apparently there is fucking real Honest-to-God Evil in this world
What kind of cheese do we want on it I?
Pressure to put that on first, huh?
Yeah, okay, okay. Back it up. Back. It up like some fine booty
right some Jesus one first I
Put not the cheese that actually looks like it goes on this Mozzarella. Oh
Stick some fucking hollows in there how that's your point? That's a pizza fit for Jack
That's a pizza that I could get down with that's a pizza that I could have a good time with you know
How you going afraid and ain't you worried?
That's all gonna be shit cuz Mikey shit in your shoes last week cuz he got drunk
Yeah
This is the type of wine that you go out
And this is the perfect night the perfect pizza you take that pizza out in a date
And you just you you take it home. I knew you cut it up
See you thought I was making a sex scene from his inferred
That's where the coding up, era would have gotten weird and then it would have been blood instead of tomato ketchup
But no, you could that pizza up fine and nicely when you're sleeping tipsy a slight bit drunk, and you put savory tasty
Magnificent Spicy bastard inside your mouth and your face just explodes out of awesome
And then you're full as a boss and then you go to bed you wake up the next morning. No hangover
No, sickness no headache
No, nothing because the pizza gods have graced your stomach that evening and made you a powerful immortal
I was gonna say for the rest of your life
But that doesn't really exist when you're in the mortal because you don't really have a rest of your life. It's forever
That's what kind of pizza that this is this is the pizza that we would not only blow you
But give you a nice little reach around at the same time 25 percent profit Margin
1567 they were great fucking price for a pizza. You know how much people would pay for that kind of pizza
Good top dollar that's how much
All you fucking non pineapple pizza. Love and motherfuckers, okay? We're gonna call this pizza
The Mickey no not the Miss
Mickey
This one's called the mickey. There's got to be a great pizza. I have high hopes for this pizza Mickey
What's wrong with your fucking droopy ears? There's Nina pay me enough um
Right oh, no
He leave your black
Can I make it all back? I don't know what kind of?
Ingredients would Mickey have on a pizza?
That's a good question
Do you need like rat meat hmM? No beef Bacon? Ham, Kangaroo?
Kangaroo
Way, this is Fuckin Gross stop that I don't know what the fuck Mickey would have on this strawberries
These are not banana ingredients
That's really cute look
With some potato shavings onion, no, I'm just digging around and not even trying anything
Hey
oh
my God
Bit of an infection going on inside your nose there mickey you give as I've said before you have seen better days
You know maybe maybe you should make like a comeback new animated movie
Huh new animated movie. No more live action
No, okay. I wonder if I could do
Like a mess with the shape too much. I want to do a sandpit 'Aa
But I can't really do that. I can't make you green. Oh, man. I want to dick around with this
Like really have a lot of fun there anything I can put down to like covered in green to make it at least
Kinda look like that
Lost over here. I mean I could cuvee in Apple's
Gonna make just like one giant apple can they like scale the apple out that would be amazing where my music go?
There's having a great time like buzzing out to some jazz
That was awesome. Wait what this look funny as a nose
Look, so funny. It's a dump right
Let's go back. What can we do I want to I want to mess around come on brain think a cool shit?
All I'm thinking about now is actual Pizza I
Just want pizza here. We fucking go there the jazz is back
Okay, I'm trying my best to make a Sam pizza
this could be the ie pert I guess uh
I can figure this out and I can work this out. This is Gonna be good Tracy even outline will work for you, Sam. I
don't think it will because I
Mean I'm using sausages here, Sam. I don't have the fuck artisanal tools of my forefathers
Okay, I can't make
Perfection
It's like should I look at that bad though
Some of you're looking good
In a bit of a pickle here, sam a little bit of a pick pick
Could I do this and then cover the rest up what happens?
Sam sock could work Sam abort abort abort mission
Use Mancho ease now
You don't deserve anchovies
You deserve better anchovies suck put fish on pizza
fucking cross
No spit on your grave. No looking to buy - Sammy boy - lucky pretty fucking good. I say
bad boy
Sam you're kicking ass right now. Okay. We're gonna have to make like this again. E
Yes, my boy. This is fucking awesome. This is good. This is what I was meant to do in life
Parents telling me. Oh you need to go out and be something good
Oh, you need to do they stand here their society probably telling me. He should be a fucking doctor
No, fuck you
I'll be whatever I want to do and what I want to do is make really cool crazy shapes with mushrooms on a pizza
Shaped like my own
logo design
Traded the Shines of the ice
It's already working out for me here boys. It's not really fucking working out for me, and I cover you up with a nice
Ava Kaede and Ava Keo, or Focus avocados
Avocados not a fruit
Queens have a care to a fruit avocados fruit isn't it it's gonna be one of those things where it's like
oh
You didn't know avicad it was a fruit and I'd be like you know what?
You know what just cuz I didn't go to fucking vegetable college and take an avocado
101 doors just cuz I don't know things about fruits and veggies in which era bitch and do you think I care when I'm putting?
Them in my mouth hole and sticking them down my gully and coming out his shit
No
It all ends up the same thing in the end as long as it tastes good going in I don't care how it looks coming
out
Sometimes they do, but sometimes I've upset stomach sam. You're doing looking good my boy
I am because it's here because we have a square. I feel like it's only right that I make Spongebob
You know what I mean, I mean if I'm not gonna make them then what I mean like
Why are we even here just to suffer?
Every night you can feel it my legs in my arms irena race you could make it yellow
That'd be really good. That's a nose or something something's going on there I?
mean I can only do so much it's so little it's like telling a
painter to be like paint the Mona Lisa and then literally giving them like a bag of dog shit and
five pound no
Hey, he's not gonna be able to do it much with that. You know what I'm saying. You know I mean dog. Oh
oh
awesome
You're Spongebob's got those big old baby blues
And try and make your pupils as wrong as possible this is looking
Freakishly like a face I
Should use corn as your fucking nose. Oh
Can I layer it can I do like a photoshop?
Come on. Now what they all moo
Yes
Don't be irresponsible now. Let me let me do the things that I want to do
Just let me play the game now the way. I want to and we'll all have a good time this fucking okay starting over again
Hey Squidward
This is fucking epic
This is the best thing I've done with my life in a very very long time
I've done some shit man, okay peaches because the picture I'm looking at has his cheeks like
Like lift up like that. Oh
My God, I could actually do this and make it look
Really good. Oh
man, oh man oh, man
oh
shit, dude they needed to make some sort of like Dark patch for his mouth I
Mean what I ended up with was like looking into Satan's asshole
I mean, I'm not gonna knock it who the hell wants to jump inside that fucking Hornet's nest. I need something for his teeth
Laughs there was two of you. Oh, wait, wait. Oh fuck yeah
Amazing I mean it doesn't but it does if you know what I mean this one. Can't be caught the mickey this one's called
sponger ooh no wait no
Spawn
verb
Spawns Burb hey guys, it's me forge burn paper turk
Hey, dude, and like squidward - because squid b, or something like that
Yes
I'm a happy boy right now. I'm a happy Little tiny Beanie Baby boy
Hold ondo hold on hold on Perfection is not finished
Sponge Bob needs his eyelashes
Mama this relay say like central. I saw your face open to the top and I feel like that's only fitting for a sporran
There oh done. Oh goodness gracious who ever gets to eat this pizza is in for a world of delight
token hurt right with vegetables
Noises, thank you
Give off the pizza small bit. I don't care perfection is never perfect
That makes no fucking sense anyway. Thank you guys so much watching this episode. This was so much fun
It shouldn't have been but it was absolutely awesome. I love this
Go go plan for yourselves. This game is free on steam go and see what absolute
Abominations you can come up with try and beats porringer. 'b. He was the best thing I've ever created
I might even come back and try and create more masterpieces with this. It's fun
Trying to figure out how to I would say like make everything work, and I feel like I've only scratched the surface
but thank you guys so much watching this episode if liked it punch telling Panetta face who are you boys and
And all those pizzas are going straight into the incinerator