-How is the baby, by the way?
The last time you were here, you talked about her.
She was talking for the first time. -Yes.
She was saying "wow." So now she's saying "bye-ee."
-It's so cute. -But it's, like, slang,
which is like -- because that's how we get off the phone with each other.
We're always like, "Bye-ee."
So we were leaving the pediatrician, she turned around,
and she's like, "Bye-ee."
I was like, "Oh, my gosh."
-Like two words almost? Like "bye-ee"?
Yeah, "bye-ee." -"Bye-ee!"
-Yeah, like three Y's and three E's at the end.
-And a hand goes like this. -Oh, no way, little hand?
-Yeah, the hand. -The hand goes up, too.
-Even when I lay her down for a nap,
she looks up at me, and she goes, "Bye-ee."
-Ohh, come on! -It's so cute.
-I told Bryan, I go,
"Should I tell her the right way to say 'bye?'"
And he's like, "Ohh." And I'm like... -Absolutely not.
-Don't stop her from doing that. -No, right?
-It's so cute. She's so cute in the show, and I just love --
-Thank you. -Even when, like --
Just her little face is so cute. -It's so cute.
-She actually has changed my nickname.
So they all call me "Coco," but she calls me "Dodo."
-Yeah. -She can't say "Coco."
And I'm like, "Brie, I think we need to change that one."
Brie goes, "No." And I'm like, "Great. So now I went from 'Coco' to 'Dodo.'"
-She's Dodo. -Growing up with you guys,
did you always -- because now you're business partners,
you're sisters, you're on the show together,
wrestle together... -Yeah.
-...have you always had each other's back?
Did you always get each other's back?
-Always. -Actually, no.
-What?! I have always had your back.
-Okay, and I'm going to tell you why she hasn't.
So there was this situation. -Wow.
-I know, I talk to my therapist about this all the time.
-Really? -Yes.
-Really?! It gets juicy. -Geez, I want to hear.
-We go back to first grade.
I was dressed like a clown because there was a play we were doing,
and it was rehearsals.
And let me tell you, when you're in first grade, rehearsals are serious.
It was, like, this big school play.
So it was, like, I don't know,
probably kindergarten all the way to eighth grade,
which felt like to college.
So we were doing it, and I went to the teacher, and I said,
"I have to use the restroom really bad."
And she goes, "Rehearsals are almost done."
So, no, she told me no.
I'm first grade. -Yeah.
-So I went back in my clown outfit,
wig, everything, and I peed my pants.
-She started peeing on the stage.
Literally, everyone started running off the stage.
So I started running, and I see the saddest clown
standing like this and just peeing.
And I was like, "That's not my sister,"
which I knew it was my sister.
And I ran, and I left her on the stage. -You totally sold her out?
-I sold her out. -So when you say, "Had she always had my back?"
-Wow! -She was a peeing clown!
-[ Laughing ] Oh, my God! A peeing clown.
-I was Little Red Riding Hood. I was like, "No." -Oh, my gosh.
-I asked to go to the restroom. -That is definitely therapy-worthy.
That is definitely therapy. -Right?
-Yeah. -I still talk about it.
-I mean, the whole school freaked.
I mean, I felt bad for her when we got home.
-But you know what? She gave the whole school head lice.
I actually feel bad for her. -Oh, my gosh.
-Dude, what is happening?! -She did!
-I was the first one who itched and admitted.
-[ Laughing ] Oh, my gosh!
-And that sounded really bad.
I swear it was lice. -Oh, my gosh.
-But, yes. -Wow!
-But guess what? They checked the whole school.
We all went home with head lice. -Okay.
-Oh, I can't believe she -- Everyone blamed me for that.
Like, you all sat there with itching heads.
I was first one to be like, "This don't feel right.
I'm out." -This is why it makes a good show.
This is why I watch "Total Bellas."
-Anything else? -Because it's this the whole time.
It's fantastic. -Yeah. And this was all first grade.
-In the family, yeah.
I watched the first episode of this season,
and I've got to say, it's so good,
but it's a tough episode.
I felt bad for you, pal. -Yeah. Right?
-Yeah, I love ya. -Aw, thank you.
That was sweet. Thank you. -Yeah, of course. No.
I care about you. I know you're going through a tough thing.
It's been a tough breakup. -It's been tough.
But, actually, I'm, like, doing so amazing.
And that's, like, what you see more on this season.
It's this, like, freedom Nikki and this, like, new Nikki.
And I know some of these people say that I'm like, "Blah."
But it's, like, actually, like, just, I don't know.
She thinks I'm having a midlife crisis,
but, like, I like to drive Ferraris
and go fast and, you know, smoke cigars.
I don't think there's anything bad with that.
Actually, that was one day, and then I woke up with a sore throat.
I was like, "Never again." -It's nice to see her more free
and, like, moving on. It is good.
But, you know, like, you do see tough times,
but that's why you have a sister to help you, like, put on dates,
put her on dates. -Yeah, she's the worst.
-Put her out there. -I heard your mom is setting you up, too.
-My mom -- This is what New York City does to you.
So she went bar hopping with my brother and sister,
decided to make laps for me while I was working
for the Evolution match,
and invited a guy to dinner, to a family dinner,
and set me up on a blind date. -Oh, poor you, it was a Brazilian model.
It could have been way worse.
-Yeah, that's actually not bad.
-I don't care if it was Elmo from Times Square.
You guys literally brought --
-That actually would have been amazing.
-Actually, I might have liked that. -Would you ever date Elmo --
Times Square Elmo would be fantastic. -I don't know.
-No, we just always drive by and there's like eight of them,
and it freaks us out. -I'm like, "Who do you pick?"
-They're a gang. -And you see their face.
-They're a gang that goes around Times Square.
-I feel like Birdie would be traumatized if she went to Times Square.
-"Hurry up, come on, give me $5." -Yeah.
-"Take a picture with Elmo. Let's go."
-I'm like... -It's like, "Tickle me!"
Don't say that. Don't say that.
Yeah, don't do that. -I don't do that on the first date.
-Yeah, first date you don't do that.
-No tickles. -But you actually did start dating on the show.
-I did. I'm kind of, I don't want to say playing the field,
because I'm not like that, but, like, I'm having fun,
like, going on dates with a bunch of people.
Like, some that I, like, know, like Artem.
-You know something. -Yeah, I'm married,
so I get to, like, see this, how uncomfortable and awkward she is,
and I love it 'cause I'm never going to be like this for the rest of my life.
-[ Laughs ] And then making you laugh. Oh, my God.
-It is embarrassing to watch yourself back on dates.
It's -- Like, the first one, I literally was so buzzed.
And I'm like -- -Peter from "The Bachelor," by the way.
[ Audience "Ooh"s ]
-She loves using "The Bachelor." I don't get it.
She's obsessed. I'm not. -I was like, "Did he give you a rose?"
And she's like, "Stop." I'm like, "Okay."
-She used all the jokes. -I do it all the time.
-I love that. -But I was, like, so buzzed.
My lips were purple 'cause I drank way too much wine.
-I watched it back, and I was embarrassed for her.
I was like, "Whoa, that's how you are on dates?"
-Oh, my gosh. But she hasn't dated in a while.
-I know. It's weird. -Exactly.
-I feel like I need to teach her. -Exactly.
Eww. You? -I feel like I'm married and I know more.
-Oh, my God. -No. Because you watch "The Bachelor"?
-Yeah! -Exactly!
There's always ten Hannah's on "The Bachelor."
-It's like, "Hannah C." -Yeah, it is. It's true.
-"She's having a big problem with Hannah B.
Now, Hannah D. didn't really like" --
It's like, "Oh, my gosh." And everyone's an entrepreneur.
-Oh, yeah, everyone.
-No, they can't say what they do.
Yeah, profession of a peeing clown.
-Yeah. [ Laughter ]
-Yeah, girl!