-Michael, I thought it would be fun -- "No more."
-No more. -For us to play a game.
I know you like games, right? -Yeah, yeah.
-Yeah, so, this is a game that I know
you're going to be great at.
It's called "Slow Turn, Tiny Nod."
-♪ Slow Turn ♪
-♪ Tiny Nod ♪
-Now, the game is very simple.
One at a time, while maintaining the utmost composure,
we will very slowly turn our heads, look into camera,
and do the tiniest head nod possible.
-Okay.
-Whoever does the best slow turn, tiny head nod will win.
And you're not allowed to laugh. And you'll go first.
You ready for this? -Yeah.
-Alright. Michael, go ahead. Slow turn, tiny nod.
Whenever you're ready.
[ Dramatic music playing ]
[ Laughter ]
-Can I start again? -Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course.
-Hey, I know the point is for you to enjoy yourselves,
but you could help me out here.
-Don't blame the audience. Come on.
Here we go. Come on, now. -We're a team.
[ Dramatic music playing ]
-Geez, this is ridiculous!
How does anybody do this?
-You tried. It's my turn now. It's my turn. Here we go.
-Alright, fine. -You lost that round.
It's a very hard game.
[ Clears throat ] Here we go.
[ Laughs ] Alright.
Ah-ha!
[ Laughs ]
[ Laughter ]
-He can't even start.
I at least started.
[ Dramatic music playing ]
[ Drumroll ]
[ Cheers and applause ] Wow.
It's like you don't have any feelings.
-That's not true.
Let's do Round 2, okay?
Let's up the stakes a little bit, right?
Even slower.
And then, when you reach the camera,
you have -- you got to flare your nostrils twice
and then a tiny nod.
-Mm-hmm.
-I won't look at you. I won't look at you.
[ Dramatic music playing ] -[ Humming ]
[ Drumroll ]
[Bleep]
-I had to look -- I had to look because I was excited.
I had to look because I was excited.
The magic was happening right in front of me.
What was I supposed to do?
So, turn, nose flare, and then tiny nod.
Here we go. Ready?
[ Dramatic music playing ]
[ Drumroll ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Wow.
-Round 3.
-When you hear the noise "Round 3,"
that means it's Round 3.
This is -- this is it.
This is for 5,000 points. You're going to win.
All you have to do is -- This is the last one.
Turn your head, okay?
Look into Camera 3.
-3. Yeah. -Shimmy your shoulders.
-Shimmy my shoulders.
-While you say, "Looks like we got dinner plans."
-"Looks like we got dinner plans."
-Obviously, I'm going to be able to do this.
-And then, finally, give a tiny nod, maybe, at the end,
if you feel like doing it.
'Cause you haven't really completed any of the tasks.
-Right. I know. Should I flare my nostrils, too?
-You know, surprise me. I mean, this is your take.
-Alright.
-I'm not looking.
Oops. [ Dramatic music playing ]
[ Drumroll ] -Ooh.
Looks like we got dinner plans tonight.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-That's how you do it right there!
That was "Slow Turn, Tiny Nod"!
My thanks to Michael Shannon!
"Nine Perfect Strangers" premieres tomorrow on Hulu!
That is how you do it!