Hey guys, I have very important news!
I have invented the Apple Car
Now, every once in awhile a product comes along, it changes the way we think.
It changes our lives, it changes the world. It just makes the world a better place
And today is one of those days.
Without further ado, here it is.
Now, I know what you're thinking, "What is that? A car for ants?"
Well, maybe. Maybe right now yes.
But who knows where it can go in time. And you may be wondering, how did he discover this?
Why didn't I discover this?
Well let me tell you how I discovered it and then you should think about why you didn't
I found this on Amazon.com and I bought it. I thought it was a joke but I realized it really works
and not just it helps you create the lightsaber sound
[extremely realistic lightsaber sound effect]
What does a lightsaber sound consist of? A hum, some high pitched buzz and weird sounds
Wait a minute!
Where have I heard this before?
We all read about the residents complaining about the weird sounds, high pitched buzz and humming
coming from the secret Apple building in Sunnyvale California
What do you think that weird sound was? YES!
So I took this hint to my very own secret RD department and started experimenting on it.
Then one by one, bit by bit, piece by piece everything came together
and I invented the Apple Car
Despite no one believing in me, people saying you can not do it, you're not good enough, you have no knowledge
You're not Elon Musk, Steve Jobs or
...Steve Carell. But I knew something.
I knew if I worked hard enough, nothing would be impossible
So I did. I’ve discovered and invented the very first fully functioning Apple Car.
Fully functioning like the first iPhone was fully functioning.
So let’s let the history happen. The Apple Car is real and it will blow you away!
Well, thank you very much for watching this episode and I hope you enjoyed it
Please hit that subscribe button, I must have a subscribe button somewhere here on the screen.
Hit that button and join the World DO'mination!
And maybe I will take you for a ride with my Apple Car
And let me know what you think about this episode in the comment section beep beep!
And until I see you the next time take really good care of yourselves and hoşça kalın and always wear your seatbelt.
This Apple Car requires WindshieldFluid that is only $49.99
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