WE GO TO AN IMPORTANT ISSUE, DONALD TRUMP'S HEALTH.
HOW WILL
THIS RELATE TO HIM BEING A LOSER?
YOU'LL SEE.
HE STARTS OUT
A WINNER BECAUSE IN THE PRIMARIES HIS DOCTOR, DOCTOR
HAROLD BORNSTEIN, PUT OUT AN AMAZING LETTER ABOUT DONALD
TRUMP'S HEALTH.
HE SAID --
HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT?
HOW DO YOU KNOW THE HEALTH OF
CHESTER ARTHUR?
OR NAME ANY OTHER PRESIDENT AT THE SPECIFIC
TIME THEY BECAME PRESIDENT?
HIS DOCTOR IS AS ABSURD AS HE IS, HE
PROBABLY WROTE THE LETTER FOR THE DOCTOR OF COURSE.
LATER IN
THE LETTER, TALKING ABOUT DONALD TRUMP'S LAB RESULTS, HE SAID
THEY ARE, QUOTE, ASTONISHINGLY EXCELLENT.
HOLD, BECAUSE YOU
WILL SEE THAT THERE MIGHT BE A LITTLE BIT OF AN ISSUE IN A SEC,
BUT I WANT TO GIVE YOU MORE CONTEXT HERE.
THE LETTER ALSO
SAYS --
FOR DECADES AND DECADES, NO MEDICAL PROBLEMS AT ALL.
EVEN
TRUMP HIMSELF LATER SAID --
HE IS WINNING WITH HIS GENES.
I WANT TO RELATE THIS TO WHAT IS HAPPENING TODAY.
IF YOU MIGHT
REMEMBER A LITTLE WHILE AGO, THIS INTERACTION, DONALD TRUMP
HAD AN INTERACTION WITH SOMEONE GIVING HIM A PURPLE HEART,
WHAT A MAGNANIMOUS THING.
A MAN CAME UP TO ME AND HE HANDED ME HIS PURPLE HEART.
AND I SAID, MAN, THAT'S, LIKE, BIG STUFF.
I ALWAYS WANTED
TO GET THE PURPLE HEART.
THIS WAS MUCH EASIER.
IT'S TRUE, SOMEBODY GAVE HIM HIS PURPLE HEART.
AND AS USUAL
DONALD TRUMP CAN'T HELP HIMSELF, HE SAYS I'VE ALWAYS WANTED A
PURPLE HEART.
THERE WAS A WAY HE COULD HAVE GOTTEN ONE.
IF YOU
DON'T KNOW, DONALD TRUMP GREW UP AT A TIME WHEN HE COULD'VE GONE
TO VIETNAM.
HE DIDN'T, BECAUSE HE GOT FIVE DEFERMENTS.
HE SAYS
TO THE GUY HANDING IT TO ME, THIS IS MUCH EASIER.
THAT IS
ALSO TRUE, MUCH EASIER.
THE FIRST FOUR DETERMINANTS WERE
BECAUSE OF SCHOOL, THE FIFTH ONE, HE WAS OUT OF SCHOOL.
I GOT
ALL THE DEFERMENTS I COULD OUT OF SCHOOL, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
NEXT?
SO HE GOT A MEDICAL DEFERMENT.
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT
THAT.
THE SMOKING GUN EXPLAINS --
WAIT A MINUTE, I THOUGHT YOUR HEALTH WAS EXTRAORDINARY.
SO
WHEN YOU ARE 70 YEARS OLD AND IT'S CONVENIENT FOR YOU AND YOU
ARE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT YOUR HEALTH IS THE GREATEST OF ANY
HUMAN BEING EVER, BUT BACK WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG AND IN YOUR EARLY
20S AND YOU HAD TO GO TO VIETNAM AND MAYBE EARN A PURPLE HEART OR
ANYTHING -- OH, MY HEEL.
I'M NOT WINNING WITH THIS BODY.
WHAT
HAPPENED TO YOUR GREAT GENES WHEN IT WAS ON THE LINE AND IT
MATTERED?
IT'S A BONE SPUR ON THIS FOOT, MAYBE THIS FOOT.
THAT
HE PAID A DOCTOR TO GET MY COWARD ASS OUT OF VIETNAM.
AND
LATER I WOULD BRAG ABOUT HOW I'M SO GOOD WITH THE VETERANS.
LET'S
GO BACK TO DOCTOR HAROLD BORNSTEIN IN THAT LETTER --
UNLESS OF COURSE HE'S ABOUT TO GO TO VIETNAM, IN WHICH CASE,
BONE SPUR.
WHAT KIND OF A LOSER FORGETS THAT HE GOT
HIS DADDY TO HAVE A DOCTOR WRITE A LETTER FOR HIM TO GET OUT OF
VIETNAM, AND THEN LATER BRAGS ABOUT HOW HE HAS HAD
EXTRAORDINARY HEALTH THROUGHOUT HIS LIFE, AND THEN GETS A PURPLE
HEART FOR SOMEONE WHO RISKED HIS LIFE, AND INSTEAD OF SAYING I'M
NOT WORTHY OF THIS, THANK YOU SO MUCH, WHAT AN HONOR, GOES AROUND
AND SAYS, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED ONE OF THESE.
I WONDER WHERE I
COULD'VE GOTTEN ONE.
ANYWAY, THIS IS MUCH EASIER.
ONLY IN
IDIOT LOSER WOULD SAY SOMEONE LIKE THAT, AND THAT IS EXACTLY
WHAT DONALD TRUMP IS.