>> HELLO, GOOD EVENING. I'M LAURA INGRAHAM.
AND JUST TO QUICKLY RESPOND TO ALL OF MY FAN MAIL, NO, YOU'RE
AN A-HOLE. TONIGHT, WE'RE LIVE FROM THE
ARIZONA BORDER WHERE A VICIOUS CARAVAN OF DOZENS, MAYBE
MILLIONS OF ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS, IS HEADED STRAIGHT FOR YOU AND
YOUR GRANDCHILDREN. AND THAT'S NOT FEARMONGERING.
THAT IS JUST -- BUT TRUE.
THANKFULLY, WE HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO ACTUALLY PROTECTS AMERICA.
PRESIDENT TRUMP, SEEN HERE IN A NEW OFFICIAL PORTRAIT, HAS SENT
THOUSANDS OF TROOPS TO THE BORDER TO STOP THIS CARAVAN.
OF COURSE, THE LIBERAL MEDIA IS TRYING TO LABEL PRESIDENT TRUMP
A RACIST, BUT EXPECT FOR HIS WORDS AND ACTIONS THROUGHOUT HIS
LIFE, HOW IS HE RACIST? ALL OF A SUDDEN, THE TERM
"NATIONALIST" IS BAD. THE WORD "WHITE" IS BAD.
THE PHRASE "WHITE NATIONALIST" IS BAD.
[ LAUGHTER ] WHEN I HEAR "WHITE NATIONALIST,"
I JUST THINK OF A FUN FOURTH OF JULY BARBECUE, THE KIND YOU
DON'T HAVE TO CALL THE COPS ON. NOW LET'S FIND OUT WHAT'S REALLY
HAPPENING WITH THIS CARAVAN. JOINING ME IS THE HOST OF HER
OWN SHOW HERE ON FOX NEWS, JUDGE JEANINE PIRRO.
>> IT'S AN ABSOLUTE DISGRACE! >> WHAT IS?
>> JUST WHATEVER YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
>> RIGHT. WELL, JUDGE -- JUDGE PIRRO, WHAT
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE CARAVAN?
>> I HAVEN'T JUST HEARD ABOUT IT, I'VE SEEN IT WITH MY OWN
EYES. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS FOOTAGE OF
THE CARAVAN FROM EARLIER TODAY.
>> MY GOD. AND THAT'S REAL FOOTAGE OF THE
CARAVAN? >> IT HAS TO BE REAL.
I FOUND IT ON TRUTHEAGLE.GUN. >> AND WHO IS IN THE CARAVAN?
>> EVERYONE YOU'VE EVER SEEN IN YOUR NIGHTMARES, LAURA.
IT'S GOT GUATEMALANS, MEXICANS, ISIS, THE MENENDEZ BROTHERS, THE
1990 DETROIT PISTONS, THANOS AND SEVERAL BABADOOKS.
>> AND PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS SAID THERE ARE MIDDLE EASTERN PEOPLE
AS WELL? >> NO QUESTION, LAURA.
THIS CARAVAN'S GOT HELLA ALADDIN.
THEY TOOK THE VERY COMMON DIRECT FLIGHT FROM IRAN TO GUATEMALA
THAT CLAIMS THEIR ELEPHANTS AS SERVICE ANIMALS AND THEN RODE
THEM STRAIGHT INTO MEXICO. IT MAKES ALMOST TOO MUCH SENSE.
>> AND WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN THEY GET HERE?
>> OH, WE'RE IN TROUBLE, LAURA. JUST LOOK AT THIS FOOTAGE OF THE
CARAVAN CROSSING INTO MEXICO.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> WOW, THAT'S TRULY HORRIFYING.
WAS THAT BRAD PITT? >> YES, THAT'S RIGHT.
WE BELIEVE HE'S ACTUALLY DATING THE CARAVAN WHICH PEOPLE HAVE
LABELED BRAD-A-VAN. >> THAT'S TOP NOTCH REPORTING,
JEANINE. >> OH, I KNOW.
>> NOW I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MOMENT TO THANK MY SPONSORS, ALL THE
WONDERFUL COMPANIES THAT STUCK WITH ME AFTER I ATTACKED THE
SURVIVORS OF THE PARKLAND SHOOTING.
SO BIG THANKS TO WARM ICE CREAM. IS REGULAR ICE CREAM TOO COLD
FOR YOUR SENSITIVE TEETH? LET US WARM IT UP FIRST.
AND FROM THE MAKERS OF MYPILLOW, MY HEMORRHOID DOUGHNUT.
EVERYONE'S HEMORRHOIDS ARE UNIQUE.
SHOULDN'T YOUR DOUGHNUT BE TOO? OF COURSE, WHITE CASTLE.
A CASTLE FOR WHITES? YES, PLEASE.
AND DON'T MISS MY COLLEAGUE BRIAN KILMEADE'S NEW BOOK,
"ANDREW JACKSON AND THE BATTLE FOR HILLARY'S E-MAILS."
THAT'S AN INSPIRING STORY. NOW, AS WE SAID, THOUSANDS OF
TROOPS ARE HEADED TO THE BORDER. THE GOAL IS TO HAVE FIVE ARMED
SOLDIERS FOR EVERY ONE SHOELESS IMMIGRANT CHILD.
TRUMP IS CALLING IT OPERATION EAGLE WITH A HUGE DONG.
EAGLE WITH A DONG. HERE WITH AN INSIDER'S LOOK IS
FORMER MILWAUKEE SHERIFF AND TRUMP CHEERLEADER DAVID CLARKE.
SHERIFF, HOW ARE YOU? >> I'M POPULAR AMONG MY OWN
PEOPLE. >> WELL, THE SITUATION IS
URGENT, LAURA. THE CARAVAN IS ONLY 800 MILES
FROM OUR BORDER. IF THESE IMMIGRANTS WALK AT
NORMAL PACE OF 300 MILES A DAY, THEY COULD BE HERE IN TIME TO
VOTE ON ELECTION DAY. >> AND ARE THEY MOVING THAT
QUICKLY? >> JUST TAKE A LOOK AT THIS
AERIAL FOOTAGE OF THE CARAVAN. >> MY GOD, AND THOSE ARE HUMANS?
>> BASICALLY, YEAH. WE'VE ALSO LEARNED THAT ALL OF
THE WOMEN IN THE CARAVAN ARE MORE
THAN NINE MONTHS PREGNANT. AND THEY HOLDING THE BABIES IN
UNTIL THE EXACT MOMENT WHEN THEY CROSS THE BORDER.
AND THEN THEY LITERALLY ARE LITERALLY GOING TO DROP ANCHOR.
AND THE BABIES, GET THIS, ARE PREGNANT.
>> AND SHERIFF, I HAVE TO PRESS YOU ON THIS.
WHAT ARE YOUR SOURCES? >> THE CROWS FROM "DUMBO."
>> THANK YOU, SHERIFF CLARKE. NOW LEADING UP TO THE MIDTERMS,
THERE'S A LOT OF AWFUL VOTER SUPPRESSION GOING ON.
THAT'S WHY I'M PROUD TO PRESENT A NEW SEGMENT CALLED "FOX NEWS
TIPS FOR BLACK AND HISPANIC VOTERS."
WE WANT TO MAKE SURE YOUR VOICES ARE HEARD.
TIP ONE, NEVER VOTE ON TUESDAYS. THE CROWDS ARE THE ABSOLUTE
WORST ON TUESDAYS. TIP NUMBER TWO, PALETTES CAN BE
CONFUSING. IF YOU SEE R NEXT TO A NAME,
THAT COULD MEAN REPUBLICAN. TIP TWO, BALLOTS CAN BE
CONFUSING. TIP THREE, IF YOU'RE HISPANIC,
YOU CAN CALL IN YOUR VOTE. IF YOU THINK YOU VOTED, GET
MEMTIVE JESUS COMMEMORATE PLATES.
SEE JESUS AS HE REALLY WAS, AS AN AMERICAN.
LET'S TAKE A BREAK. WHEN WE COME BACK, AN UPDATE
FROM DISGRACED FORMER ACTOR ALEC BALDWIN, SEE HERE MOLESTING A
YOUNG BOY SCOUT. AND LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S
SATURDAY NIGHT!