TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES!
MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE!
And welcome to a fun, little game called
How To Cope With Boredom And Lonliness
A Guide For The Isolated
Now, that sounds deep, and dark.
But this is a funnier type of game.
Because, you're a documentary film-maker-
And you're doing a documentary about a dude who's lived in his bedroom for 30 years.
And you have to figure out how he's coped with the loneliness-
And the isolation of doing that by picking certain items in his room.
And then it crafts a story around the items you pick.
And apparently it's funny!
So, I thought it looked cool anyways.
So I wanna try it out.
Plus, I love the name of it.
Instructions:
How to make a documentary
It's a bit perfect they just watch planet Earth two
You are Nigel Wimble, hard hitting BBTV documentary film maker
*Super fast talking* You are at 23 Milberry Close to finishing the final award winning series
How to cope with boredom and loneliness - A guide for the isolated
You have come to talk with Harold, a 43 year-old man who's been grounded to his bedroom for over 30 years
Jesus!
Since his mother, Margret, doesn't want you here, you only have enough time to talk about three topics
Carefully choose three items of interest from Harold's room and learn how he copes with boredom and loneliness
Okay, every item tells a story
But not every story is relevant
Or good *Laughs*
Confirm your selections by interacting with the door...
...then watch the documentary unfold...
... good or bad. Your show will be rated at the end. Enjoy
Okay! *Claps hands*
Thats the basic premise of the whole thing! I have to pick three items...
...in his room.
Ahmm, so some things, a rabbit, a telescope...
...fish tank...
...truck...
...clock...
...mother...
...papers, TV, bee poster, guitar, bed...
...and himself
Okay, so those are our choices
Oh, finish in- oh, no. I don't want to finish interview
So what three things...
Is guitar first?
I feel like his guitar... Oh!
How long has Harold been playing guitar? What if he...
Aw, Jesus
Potential soundbyte. Music can take you to places your ears can see. The guitar is Harold's vessel to the unseen worlds.
<Motha says I sing like a dog...
howlin' in agony.>
*Jack wheezily laughs*
Mother says I sing like a dog, howling in agony
Modern TV. I'm surprised his mother allows him to watch television
Potential soundbyte. For the isolated idiot, watching television is escapism we all take for granted
[Mother]: He's allowed that on no later than 8 pm
Jesus, your mother's strict
So... *Stifles laugh*
...you're 43, and you've been grounded for over 30 years, so you were about 13 when this happened.
At least!
Jesus Christ, that's a hard time...
...dude, sorry about that
Let's listen to his mother
How long will she punish Harold for?
[Mother]: I don't like that way you're lookin' at me
*Jack chuckles*
[Mother]: Harold doesn't need a father
Oh...kay. Jesus lady
Novelty crab clock. Sometimes combat loneliness... *Gibberish*
*Gibberish* ...inanimate objects
*Gibberish* ...the watchful clock is ever ticking in a way time has been his only companion
Yeh, I can't read that fast, man!
Give me some time!
[Mother]: We used to use it to time the intervals between Harold bein' naughty
Oh, Jesus Christ *Laughing*
[Mother]: For every five minutes he was good I wouldn't smack him round the head
Harold!
God, I feel awful fer yeh.
So all the potential soundbytes are me as the...
...as Nigel Wimble (Said Wim-blee)!
Or, Wimble (Said Wim-ble)
I don't know my real name
Umm...
So, it's all of those are the soundbytes of what I'd say in the interview
[Harold]: I like to write erotic dramas set in science fiction futuristic landscapes *Dumbfounded Jack*
I bet you do *Laughs*
Okay, were picking the guitar cause I want to see what he sings
This is really interesting line of enquiry
uh...Guitar
we have our things down here
Uhmm
Guitar, the Rabbit
"this'll make a great interview" okay
aaaaaand
the fish tank
this is definitely going in
wait can i pick more?
"i have all the items i need. i should discard if i want to include-" okay
Finish Interview
here we go, let's see what the interview actually is
"a guide for the isolated" GET READY this is gonna be Good!
my magnum opus (i have no idea)
(Guy In-Game says what's on the top of the screen)
Hello Nigel
(character dialogue is on the top of the screen)
I didn't pick you
(more character dialogue)
*Jack laughs*
Why are ya pissing on the cat?
(more character dialogue)
Oh Geez
(Character dialogue)
Oh hard-hitting
(in-game dialogue)
"Potential Soundbytes"
(character dialogue)
UUGH
blegh
*another indecipherable Jack noise*
*character dialogue*
*Jack laughs*
but i didn't pick the bed
are you actually gonna sing? please sing.
*character starts singing*
*Jack laughs*
*character still singing, Jack snapping along*
*Jack laughs again*
Is that the end of your song? BEAUTIFUL
*clap clap* BAUTIFUL HAROLD
I love it! good job buddy.
So Sad
UHM
*DISGUSTED JACK NOISES*
"I'm forever sewing that hole back up"
AAUGH!
*more in-game dialogue*
*Jack is obviously weirded out*
Heh, Harold...
*jack laughs again*
*more in-game stuff*
*jack laughs again*
*EVEN MORE IN GAME DIALOGUE*
Where?
*in-game dialogue*
Augh no...
Poor Fish.
*in-game dialogue*
Good Night Nigel
*in-game dialogue, Jack laughs*
*in-game dialogue*
OOOOH i got a Bad rating
*jack reads what's on screen*
OH this was made in 72 hours for the Ludum Dare theme: one room
Oh Okay that was good- so the guitar is good.
the Guitar is a good one
so i jut wanna hear him
what other things he has to say about the things in his room
THIS time i wanna pick the Telescope
the Truck
And the Clock
'Cause i have to figure out what the best way for filiming this documentary is
i have to figure out the best combination
ok let's finish this.
*in-game stuff*
What'cha got Harold?
Telescope.
*more in game stuff*
Jack laughs*
i love the overdramatic-
*more in game stuff*
Hehehe
*more in game stuff*
Jesus Christ
*more in game stuff*
Oh God
*more in game stuff*
"blood Bath"
AAAA OK maybe not that one
*more in game stuff*
Aw that's so sad
*more in game stuff*
*Jack Laughs*
*more in game stuff*
OK maybe not that funny
*more in game stuff*
Maybe that's why.
*more in game stuff*
Is that the crab?
*more in game stuff*
*Jack Chuckles*
*more in game stuff*
*Jack Laughs*
Jesus Christ
*more in game stuff*
That may be not the best-
ok what's my rating this time? i doubt it's Fuckin good
Regular.
Jack reads what's on screen*
Kay, so Telescope and Guitar are good.
*Jack reads what's on screen*
Ok fuckin "Snark Online" Let's see if you do better
Uhm, Right there's a few more things
i kinda wanna make the best one
Next
K, the TV, The Papers, and the Bed.
Let's see what he's writing
He said he likes to write, fukin,
Erotic, Futuristic novels
Sci-Fi novels (
Ok, Yeah Yeah yeah
Documentaries, great
Ok the Tv
The isolated idiot watching television
is an escapism that we all take for granted
Mo- Mother treated me to a modern television last year
She says if I'm good this year
she'll give me the plug for an extra 10 minutes
But you haven't been good, have you Harold?
Tell the man about the carrot you stuck up your nose
Hahaha
I told you not to smuggle food in here for Kevin
At least it was up his Nose.
With Hollywood full of deranged idiots
maybe Harold hopes there's room for one more
He decided to read me some lines
(you can read it on screen but NOPE NOT TENTACLE PORN NOPE)
*In game dialogue*
eW (Agreed Jack, agreed)
*In game dialogue*
EW
*In game dialogue*
*Jack Laughs*
Harold still has the plastic racing car bed he had as a child
You can imagine Harold, dreaming of,
driving away from this isolated ...reality
Well I've... always had a passion for racing as a child (Jack wtf are you doin?)
And I've suppose that passion never left me
Though it's nice to keep hold of the bed, really
I mean it doesn't happen very often now-a-days
but I'll sometimes sit there and pretend I'm
Jensen Button, for well at hours at a time really
Aww-ohhh
That was pretty good
I think we'll get a good one outta that
At least a half-decent one
Iit's annoying the subtitles keep turning off sorry.
Regular
Ok
*jack reads What's on screen*
Yikes
*jack reads What's on screen*
*Jack Laughs*
Jesus Christ
Ok, So Guitar,
Ah balls
What were the good ones?
Guitar, Paper, and what?
Oooh yeah the dude said he used the telescope for the exact same thing
Telescope
Papers
And Guitar
This should be a good one
Ok Subtitles on, not that it really matters this time
"Cause i THINK he's just gonna say the same things
I just wanna see what ending i get
OK
It's done
Let's See
Is- Is there another thing that you're gonna talk about instead of the cows?
Yeah cows, why so many stomachs?
EXCELLENT
There we go.
See? I DID IT
Yeeaaah
It was worth it.
Just to see that excellent at the end
That was a fun little game
for something that was made in 72 hours
that's pretty damn good
i like that- i like that they actually put in voices
It's funny to read the text and the dialogue anyway and been fun for me to put on voices for it
but I think actually having the voices in there
and having them being like really crummy like
*Jack mimics the mother from the game*
Kind of thing
Like it's- I dunno
but it's funnier that way and listen to him be like-
*Jack mimics the reporter from the game*
Kinda thing, I dunno it's funny
that was a cute little game
i like that, that was fun
Anyway
THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR WATCHING THIS VIDEO, IF YOU LIKED IT
PUNCH that Like buttton in the face, LIKE A BOSS
And, high fives all 'round
*double high fives*
Thank you guys and I'll see all you dudes,
IN THE NEXT VIDEOOOO
*outro music*
"I'm Nigel Wible"
"GoodNight" (OMFG JACK XD)