Hold it right there!
It's only me!
I don't wanna take a look
well i'm not looking
wanna hear something crazy?
cause all that talk up until now has been so normal?
how's the cold coming?
it's fine
any better?
it's fine
it's the third day in a row you've ordered soup for breakfast
oh thanks for the tally
hey
oh my god
god
what what are you doing
what are you doing
i asked you first
i ran out of cream
everything okay?
yes
*things are definitely not okay*
i'll get the broom
number your tables
no
you should number your tables
what good with that do? If i set a number you wouldn't know what tables what number
but all restaurants number their tables. You should number your tables
table five. They go to table five
cool which one is that?
I want to win
I know you do
I need a partner
you'll get one keep looking
out there
but
pancakes right coming right up
oh okay yes i will come down i'm coming down to my wedding dress
what no
yes
we broke up
well he doesn't know that
this is decaf
what are you talking about?
you switched my coffee again
I'm a busy man. I don't have time to sneak around switching your coffee
does anyone know who this is?
no
yeah it's Snuggles
you know Snuggles?
you did not get this from me
then who do we send our kisses of gratitude to?
the eternal question asked yet again
you have a dog left over?
you knew Snuggles by name?
it's too strong
no it's not
no it's too strong
you're on the phone
not everybody likes it that strong
well then i shall convert them i am the jehovah's coffee girl
i'm not a mysterious man am I?
well the wardrobe's a bit of a head scratcher
is the hot dog with you?
no
no tip?
oh yeah here's a tip
serve your customers
here's another don't sit on any cold benches
whoa what boyfriend? you talking about Jason?
no Tom. Yes Jason
spread the word
I haven't said i'd come yet so i'm certainly not gonna suddenly become your messenger boy
eight o'clock
seven
right
it isn't ready yet
what?
mommy
what do you mean it's not ready? It's six in the morning ,nothing says coffee like six in the morning
what'd you just do?
what
you put the cookie down
yeah
you ate the cookie and then you took a cookie out of the box and put it where the cookie you just ate was
yeah
did you feel that ice cold wind that just passed through?
make the call
so you passed the need for an actual person to talk to several minutes ago
oh yeah before the gelato stand
You're an amazing women
thank you for noticing
what are you doing
Oh watching tv
wow that's cute
is it the first time it's been away from its mother?
it's a very good tv
then order eggs
no
well you don't have to answer so
yes
you can take a minute to
no
raise something from a dollar to a dollar ten is that such a big deal
well that's ten percent so percentage-wise it's not so tiny
come on
huh where are we going
to funky town
hey wait
should I ask the question that immediately came to mind when I first saw the thing or should i just shut up?
no, shoot
is it okay for you to-
that hamster was defective
you know how you get a healthy immune system?
Remember when you hated me? That was fun, wasn't it?
is it eating nothing but crap all day
and blowing out your brain cells with coffee
Jeez
no no no don't don't don't get up they'll go away
If I don't
they'll go away. they'll go away, trust me sh
how long is that?
i don't know
an estimate?
I don't know
ballpark figure
I-off the top of your head
will you-did i mention that i almost fell off my roof today
i'd lie down if i could find the bed
don't you care about rory?
of course i care about rory
hey Gomer
there you go
what? what?
it's not that different
there are more salads
hold on take me away
it was very peaceful until two minutes ago
you're going to avoid that when we sit down right? right
I have some very bad news
what
my mother is insisting on having dinner with us
i'm looking for heroes
how'd the tasting go?
we've got the job
would have been pathetic if you hadn't
it's still a completely ridiculous thing
i know
give me the book
give me the pancake
you can fix it
you can say it all you want doesn't make it true
you can fix it
not with you hovering i can't
okay i'm leaving and you can fix it
i'm sorry what are you doing?
i'm blowing this up
what is it?
it's a bed
a bed?
for Jess
Jess? Jess my nephew
oh don't be scared Pinky
and now there's Pinky
the kids ended up at taylor's at 11 o'clock at night stealing stuff out of his fridge
hush reverent tones
yeah i've got it all under control