Right now we're gonna do something
we haven't done or a little different.
We're gonna try to take questions from the audience,
-'cause we already ran out of stuff to talk about. -Ooh.
-(laughter) -So...
young lady, uh, just, uh,
just say your name and your question.
Hi. My name's Colleen. My question's for Maya.
-RUDOLPH: I knew it. -SPADE: Ah.
Um, Bridesmaids is my favorite movie,
and I was just wondering what scene was your favorite to film.
-I'll take this one. Um... -RUDOLPH: Okay. -(laughter)
Go ahead.
My favorite to film?
SPADE: The bathroom scene...?
-You mean when... -When you make the stinky in the street?
When Mommy go poopoo in the street?
Oh, you were in the street?
Yeah, um, that one was funny, um, because it wa...
it wasn't originally in the script,
so we didn't really know what it was gonna be like...
-You just had to go to the bathroom? -(laughter)
But they said we got, um, Angelina Jolie's stunt double
from Salt, and I was like, "I need a stunt double for this?"
-SPADE: Yeah. -(laughter)
So, uh, yeah, apparently I did.
-But you weren't in the street? -But what was the...
what was the stunt double and what was you?
I think the stuff where you see her back
and it's really muscular is not my back.
(laughter)
Mine's a little more doughy.
Yeah.
I have a comedy back.
Oh, you have a comedy back.
I have a comedy front.
Okay, next one. Thank you.
Michael O'Neil here. This is for Martin.
-RUDOLPH: I knew it. -Uh, what's the... -(laughter)
could you tell a story of the best piece of comedy advice
you've ever received?
Uh, I would say the best-- well, I don't know,
the best advice is not to take it very personally.
You know? Because when you fail...
-(laughter) -uh...
Do not cut to me! Goddamn it.
SHORT: You have to keep moving forward.
You just have to keep moving forward.
Thank you.
SPADE: Look at how he got laughs
-out of that straight-ass question. -So good. -(cheering)
-Yes. -Oh.
Yes.
Hi. Ron. Uh, this one's for David. Um...
I knew this burnout was gonna ask me a question.
(laughter)
Go ahead, bud.
Is Sandler circumcised?
-Is Sandler circumcised? Maya? -SHORT: Oh, my God.
-RUDOLPH: Um... -(laughter)
Take... take that one.
No. Uh, Sandler does go to all my auditions with me,
-just like the parents. -(laughter)
(like Sandler): Now, you did good.
-Um, and, uh... -(laughter)
he is, uh, I don't know yet, but I know, uh...
he's got everything else going for him,
so, uh, I don't know what's going on down there,
-I-I can confirm. I was at his bris. -Yeah?
-Yeah. -Thank you, buddy. That's nice.
Very nice.
-Next question. -It's a whole different crowd. -Yeah.
Hi. I'm Allison Melanie, and my question is for all of you:
What do you think your careers would be
if you weren't in comedy?
Mm. Paper! Paper!
I'm glad we do it.
I would be, uh...
I wanted to go into advertising 'cause my dad was,
and my brother was, but, uh,
probably I worked in a skateboard shop
and just some light stealing, so I would...
I'd probably still be working in skate-- I like skateboarding.
I used to work in the costume department, uh,
when I was doing the Groundlings out here,
before I got Saturday Night Live, so...
Um, I would probably have been dressing Spade.
By the way, I saw that dress at Fuchsia Junction,
and I almost grabbed it.
-Good burn, Spade. -Um, thank you very much.
-Isn't is fuchsia? -Fuchsia Junction.
That's a store. Everything's fuchsia.
That's a real love letter, David.
-Way to go. -Yeah. -Go ahead.
Uh, my question for all of you is:
What was your favorite movie for your guys' career?
Maya, what's your favorite movie you've ever made?
Uh, I-I don't pick favorites,
but, um, I do-- I am really happy
that I got to make that movie Idiocracy,
-(cheers and applause) -which actually used to be called...
-Maya, when did that come out? -RUDOLPH: Exactly.
-Which never came out. -No. I remember that one.
But it was-- Yeah, it was good.
I'll tell you my favorite is maybe Captain Ron for you.
-Thank you. -Remember Captain Ron ?
(cheers and applause)
Uh, with me it's probably, uh, I like...
-RUDOLPH: Tommy Boy. -Joe Dirt and Tommy Boy.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. -SHORT: Tommy Boy. Yeah.
-Those were the most fun. -I agree.